Tfw you will never be able to pick up hot thots in your shitbox

I came here for the ass.
Stayed for the freckles

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> /x/

The Absolute Madman Scotty!!!

GOLEM GET YE GONE

As if I'd ever let uncovered ass ever make contact with my beautiful leather seats in my Civic.

I did this in highschool, then I was dumped because I met her dad and instead of him hearing me we got along and he showed me his model train set in his basement

He was a cool dude

Why does dark ginger hair make people look so unsettling?

>Hearing - Beating
Ok

Do girls even give a shit about motorcycles past high school?

Hating*

Only the ones that are still mentally teenagers

My gf loves my bikes

>my gf is a bike
ftfy.

Bikes* I have many.

>meet total thicc Italian qt in college
>we start dating, sex is 10/10
>she can't wait for me to meet her dad, says he's gonna love me
>meet her dad
>we hit it off to say the least
>spend more time talking shit with, watching mystery science theater 3000, and ripping the bong with her old hippy dad than paying attention to her
>get fucking dumped
>used to still go over to smoke weed, drink beer and shoot the shit with the old man
>tells me she started dating some faggot nurse
>mfw he actually called the dude "a faggot nurse"

How many STDs do you have?

"bike" is slang for whore, user.

Never had one.
Sure

>tfw I have gotten a big boob bikini girl to pose by my car for a calendar
>tfw sister and her hot friends always in my car for rides
>tfw driving gf around on a regular basis and going on roadtrips with her

Sorry, don't know that feeling. Guess that's the difference between the virgin vehicle and the Chad chariot.

I love talking about girls on Veeky Forums. Let's do it.

>Butterface

I prefer the man's wife.

It's not just her face. She has the body of a meth-head too.

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Oh but I do

Classy ones actually

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Sorry that I don't find bottom of the barrel beaky skinnyfat girls attractive.

tfw i already did fampai

Thats the point ya dingus

>skinny with fat tits is skinnyfat
lol the levels of self-delusion are just so fucking great on Veeky Forums that's why I love this topic

I do like this particular personal army meme though, may fire one off myself.

she look like a inbred trailer park slut tho

not sure which one I like more

What you're trying to say is that she's too white for you and that just tickles me even more. You're literally being racist and it cracks me up.

some makeup and shes a dime

Dude, post that shit in that thread to keep it going.
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>SKINNYFAT

she needs to start doing crossfit or something

No, fat with zero muscle mass is skinnyfat. It's the antithesis of attractive.

Looks pretty low class to me man, has nothing to do with race

I want camaro wife to become a meme

hookers /= thots

That sucks that you cant hang out with the dad anymore. I lol'ed at "faggot nurse"

Having Preferences=/= Racism

>too white for you

famalam I hung around goths scene kids and emos during my school days

its impossible to be "too white for me"

>"inbred trailer park slut" has nothing to do with race

She's often underweight - I actually had been fattening her up for a month or two before that pic of her in the bikini by my truck was taken but I'm confident she's more athletic than for example the OP girl.

The girl in the OP is clearly a lot healthier.

Not all white people live in trailer parks or inbreed.

>"Goth", "scene" and "emo" as being legitimate categories people actually fall into
Jesus how old are you? 19?

I think your girl is cute.

I have a halfway decent car. Where do I have to take it to pick up girls?

>bonus points if I don't have to be an uber driver

Id have an insult for every race if they looked like that

cant help if she look like a relative to one of the Kanker Sisters

nigga why so triggered

subcultures have been around longer than your parents

what you want me to say

>I hung around pale people who wore dark clothes in my school days and I do declare that there is no such thing as too white for me

That chick doesn't look healthy at all. Drugs?

Only women I ever dated with a face like that lived in a trailer park in Maine.

I love it when that guy posts his redneck girl/truck pics. He gets so mad when calls him out for such a shitty lifestyle. Or that shitty house that looks like a doublewide.

A real gentle man

If that guy hadn't been such an /r9k/ sperg he'd have been getting mad pussy. Every fanfic writing teenage girl would be on his sparkly vampire dick.

No shit, Sherlock that's why assigning such stereotypes on people based on their distinctly euro-descended appearance is racist. I'd bet $20 that you're white, too. Wake up and smell the double standards.

She can be quite vigorous if somebody just keeps her fed. I'd race that mare.

Really you're getting me off topic though. My point is that if you're all "2/10 wouldn't bang" then there's something wrong with your brains and if you're in this "why am I not getting laid" type thread then this very well may be a big part of your problem. Any fit horny girl should be fucked. She doesn't need to look like a younger version of your mom and love the same band you do.

I make racist remarks against literally every race then

I call shit like I see it hombre

would still bang though

Well I've had plenty of girlfriends and I still think that girl is unattractive. Not "2/10 wouldn't bang" but more like I'd go on a few dates and realize I really need to do better. She's average- and not my type.

>tfw no Jodi Taylor gf
fuck off OP

Thin? She's straight edge.

Oh yeah, I'm having a huge meltdown.

She's not my girl, she's just a girl who really likes my truck that's part of why all this amuses me so much and I'm so easily able to use it to illustrate the wrong thinking that typical Anons do that keeps them from forming sexual relationships.

I realize that there may well be some anons who just generally like to vent negativity but it seems weird that one like you're depicting yourself as, who would neither sympathize with the OP nor who's looking to help those types out would be in this thread.

Fuck buddies for life.

>Thin? She's straight edge.

That vacant expression in every photo.

you take these threads way too seriously

>She's not my girl, she's just a girl who really likes my truck that's part of why all this amuses me so much and I'm so easily able to use it to illustrate the wrong thinking that typical Anons do that keeps them from forming sexual relationships.

You defend her a lot more than "just a girl." In that post photos of the other women you're with. I think the responses you get have less to do with virgins and to more to do with anons cringing at these pics of some dull average girl that get posted in every possible thread like she's hot stuff.

I mean holy shit, if I posted photos of anything on Veeky Forums as much as you do with those pics I'd have anons mad at me.

>I realize that there may well be some anons who just generally like to vent negativity but it seems weird that one like you're depicting yourself as, who would neither sympathize with the OP nor who's looking to help those types out would be in this thread.

Anything thread involving women on Veeky Forums is sure to be entertaining for one reason or another. And I can blog about experiences I've had with women and cars.

That's just how people pose for photographs now, it's the new duckface.

There are Anons that want and deserve help. I used to do it on /b/ but it's gone as far beyond hope as /r9k/ now or /s4s/ but I think if any board I frequent still has the type of user that can be saved it's Veeky Forums

Veeky Forumstists have passion and are willing to work to earn, repair, maintain and improve the things they're passionate about

I dont think anyone on Veeky Forums is really looking for advice is what I mean why the hell would you go on Veeky Forums and genuinely complain about these kinds of things

its kinda obvious these threads are made for a laugh because its guaranteed to have some lols somewhere

The only reason I post her so much is because she became a minor meme after I posted her the first time. I'm not "defending her" per se, I can be fairly critical of her just not of her sexiness which I think is pretty undeniable. She's certainly far above average so I find that she's a good focus to talk about the cognitive dissonance you ALWAYS see IMMEDIATELY in these threads this one being no exception.

I also am still trying to land on exactly how I want this appalachian redneck / "white trash" character that she and my cars have cast for me on Veeky Forums to work with the curfent political climate

Actually I think that Veeky Forums is one of the top boards on Veeky Forums that people go to looking for advice. It's usually about their cars but those kind of people who appreciate good advice end up hanging around and forming a lot of our user base particularly the lurker type of which I think Veeky Forums also has a relatively large amount.

Just shut the hell up frosty

car advice yes
picking up girls no

frostina is too busy on /pol/ I bet lel

she doesnt go user anyway

Pretty much the majority of the women in Maine are too chunky, but at least she looks decent.\

t. Mainah

Good body, meh face, not good teeth, and leave that poor turtle alone

What the fuck is that?

>I can be fairly critical of her just not of her sexiness which I think is pretty undeniable. She's certainly far above average

Your problem is that you're just as deluded as the people you're complaining about, only in the other direction. There's nothing special about how that girl looks. She's the very definition of average (at least in areas without rampant morbid obesity.) I wouldn't call her face ugly but it's certainly not something I'd want to highlight either. Whatever sexiness she has is by virtue of being young and slender. She's Generic Rural White Girl #1653.

Posting pics of an average chick on Veeky Forums would be fine except you go full fedora and try to use your dull skinny truck girl as some kind of example of what Veeky Forums should aspire to in life. I get that you like proving your ability to stick your penis in something that doesn't also have a cock, but really, throwing that girl up there as proof of what a really cool dude can get is pretty weak.

I'm at least self-aware enough to know the women I've dated have largely been average too, so I'm not going to come crowing to Veeky Forums until I really do have an unusually hot one to brag about.

Also, as a former kissless virgin user who reformed himself and is capable of autistically analyzing other social retards' lack of success, I gave up giving Veeky Forums dating advice. I was better at it than you and still the people here are too stupid to listen.

Yeah, the one dated looked like this girl would after being trapped in a Burger King for a while.

Also, never doing the Maine trailer park thing again. Got cheated on with some dude who popped up and offered her weed. She's living as a boy now, too.

Sorry not into 3D women.

All the girls I know are too scared to jump on my motorcycle for a ride. And even if they do, when they become your girlfriend, hey want you to sell it.

"It's me or the bike."
Smell ya later!

And to be honest I drive a nice car and like to drive by night clubs and college campuses to have girls stare at me only so I can reject them. You have some growing up to do if you still think girls are anything good, a good fleshlight with a good lube feels better than real pussy.

The best part is that I get older, but they stay the same age. ;)

How many guys on Veeky Forums have dated girls who actually cared about a guy's car? I find they usually just like something clean and running. I'm trying to look back on my experience...

>1. Like Corollas and thought my Miata was too small and unsafe
>2. Drove a Volvo wagon and wanted me to get a Subaru because "It's so practical, user."
>3. Thought Miata was cool, but thought anything was cool that could start without a jump
>4. Drove an Altima (she was black of course) and was scared of convertibles
>5. Loved guys with cool flashy cars like Corvettes and Mustangs. Liked my Miata but wanted something more luxurious. She turned out to be massively superficial if that wasn't already obvious.
>6. Drive a Mazda wagon but loved the Miata. Was kind of a high-energy risk taker and actually was let down when I didn't try to hit 100 on a back road.
>7. Classy car chick who could drive anything and liked sports car. Got mad at me for selling Miata because she loved it and my replacement Mustang reminded her of rednecks from her hometown who'd yell racial slurs at little brown Asian girls like herself.

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It's a snapping turtle

That ass has seen more rentals than the haggard ass Huracan behind her narco-addicted, Pinnacle-hungover, BA in communications from a state school self.

>gf prefers the old e90 over the new subie, also the really like my old CR-V for some reason
>My RSX-S got me balls deep in my friends honda whore baby momma

>little brown asian girl
dating jungle slopes is degenerate as fuck user, korean, chinese, or japanese is the only acceptable asian waifus

>dating jungle slopes is degenerate as fuck user

Damn straight. They do deepthroat and anal.

>acceptable asian waifus
no such thing

I want to fuck that skeleton.
Someone post the video where you can see her pusspuss

Racemixing communist fuck

I would, but the only copy I have has sound, and your shitty admin won't allow universal webms with sound even though it's a standard feature on all imageboards now and trolling with screamers (moot's initial concern) has never been a problem.

Bullshit
Viets>>>Japanese>>>>>>Koreans>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anything else>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POWER GAP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chinese

My mother is 50 and still rides