N/o/rCal General

>he doesn't want to be dirty fucking hippie
step up 2 the indigo

>MRW would slap the shit out of those tig ol' bitties even if patchouli smell
cringe be dammed

we all got banned from it

Is crashing mandatory?

were not socal

If you want to be made fun of yes

>

hey autism_speaks

Lol, sure.

There is no n/o/rcal discord

some guys made one but it's run by insecure r/Veeky Forums faggots who can't handle the bants

How are the roads?

Picking up rental early be there 1130ish to do the full route with yall but don't wanna damage the car cuz it gets heavily inspected.

Hope we dont have a big crowd :^)

>he doesn't know about toofar
get extra coverage

Volt cumming 4 u

y'all civics be rdy

what happens when u run out of electricals in the wo/o/ds?

Gas/o/line power, retard.

>84 bhp

Electric + Engine - 200 HP

cvpi tows him with his new tow hook

He's really hoping to use that.
>mfw his auto keeps upshifting and he loses torque

>What is the "1" in "PRND12."

> keeping it in 1 while towing on the freeway

i need to know how every single crash happened

lurk moar faggot

Which roads nigga.

The meet roads... unless you let me onto your back road if you know what I mean

vimeo.com/174458309
Skip to 1.28, that's where hwy 36 gets good.

There are some smooth, BANKED hairpins along 36. Much of it is new as fuck. A different road we're hitting looks like in the pic, which is a bit closer to mrr road quality.
Some of these roads haven't been tested, so there's a mix of familiar ground for some of the Veeky Forumsldfags, with some fresh new territory for the group to explore.

I might be bringing in some northern locals, normies I met in my time living there. Expect 1-3 new faces. One drives a BMW wagon with fatter tires, it's autotrash tho.

bump

Here's a pic of the plantina store, from a previous northern meet. This was of course before bluebrz had to fuckin flee the state.

That looks comfy af

You can come if you crash

too far

do u want a ride bcus your car is in the shop

>the meet where the pothole took my rim's shape and foglight

JUST

dem roads ratchet as fugg mayng

>tfw live 2+ hours away from meeting spot

Might venture over. The roads seem good. You guys aren't too autistic right?

Who here /considering suicide/

Me! Just dropped out of community college and I still live with my mom!

Join the Coast Guard and never look back

Only if your a white male.

What's wrong

Since I was born.

> Get curious of who Calvin Wan is
> look him up on google
> has a family he shares his hobby with and they all look so happy
> see his posts on Veeky Forums
> they're all angry or sad

this hurts

Check 'em

>normies
wut
>hoon wagon
mmmokay then it's gonna be a theme meet
>the meet where i warped my rotor
wew

>another beater
come, u won't regret

Thanks for trying, senpai.

>post picture as proof that you're an asshole
>"w-why d-don't they like m-me?"
>"o-obviously th-they can't handle the bantz"

no it's okay guys i was only acting retarded

kek keep being butthurt at being BTFO you non white scum

retreat to your safespace scum, that server was boring as shit. Also

>V6 autostang

I have been to exactly one meet. N/o/rcal posters are autistic, but in an endearing way. I hope to go to more meets in the future. Neon, Foxbody, Civic, the MR2 guys were all pretty chill.

Just stick to your hugbox since you can't handle the bantz

Nice pic! Was I swerving around the cow or did I try and slow down to pet it? I don't remember.

Would anyone be up for doing another Cucks and Coffee meet? Not necessarily at Canepa since you have to get up at wagecuck hours on a weekend to get a spot there but there are meets at Danville and Modesto every month. There's a weeb car meet tonight in San Jose at the walmart on evergreen

>oh shit, i got called an asshole, i better says he's btfo otherwise people might think i'm an asshole.

>leave my safespace REEEEEEE

>gets called an asshole
>same fags three times to save face
>posts picture of happy anons
>"look at this fucking hugbox, anons can't like stuff"
>"my bantz"

fucking kek kid

Hey I thought you have to be nice or get beat up at meets. I guess everybody don't care no more ?

>get threatened with a gun
its time to put some prep H on that ass senpai

No 50 mile pothole roads this time... I think.

We all slowed down for maximum pet time. We had to blend in you see, match their speed and noisemaking, this way we can pass without incident.

...

I'd be down for the Danville one. There's some fun canyons I do in Lafayette/Moraga that run down to Redwood Road. Some have been closed in the past few months, however. I could scout out some potential runs closer to Danville, too.

>No 50 mile pothole roads this time... I think
can we at least stop at a restaurant that bungles half the orders again?

Yeah, down on 36.

>hippieburger
oh good
I'm getting a hot dog this time

Danville boys we out here. This area actually has no good runs tho. Closest we have is is Highland /Coiler Canyon and Morgan territory But Morgan territory is too sketch to be any fun.

Plus highland and Coiler Canyon are super boring.

>tfw acquired ebin custom beef flaps
>but some killer granny in an element takes them from you on the 5
>and now you're a quarterback
hard to take desu, need to pray for rattlecan revival

Morgan Territory is super fun dude.

First of all nigger its closed right now. second all there's always debris on the road third its too narrow to feel confident going fast. I've driven the road several times. Its not a fun road like mines.

On a bike maybe.

Well for the Danville boyz, every first sunday there's a cars and coffee at Blackhawk museum. Never been there but I heard it's a decently large meet, nothing but boomer mobiles on the promo pages though

Mr Regular has been to blackhawk cars and coffee. Im a danville boy but dont think i could bring myself to go there because of that.

SEXUAL TOURETTES

Why are you afraid of a furry with an english degree?

bumpu

Bamps

These car meets would make excellent dates if there weren't other Veeky Forumstists there
>scenic, adventurous drive up Mt. Hamilton
>turns are getting her excited
>get to top of the mountain and see the beautiful valley and city.
>hold hands and lean in for a kiss,
>rumbling getting closer
>assorted variety of cars playing eurobeat and j-pop roll up
>they all start saying racist things and talking about nerd shit
>one of them brings out a large pillow with a little girl on it and poses in a better spot than you did
> leave in disgust and go down to the quaint restaurant to have a romantic meal
> tailgated by several brzs and MR2s honking at you
>pull over and let them through
>BRZ goes flying off the cliff
>get to restaurant, guys from earlier took all the spots
>romantic meal is ruined bikers and autists everywhere
>cut your losses and go back the way you came
>engine can't handle the climb again
>dies, lose power, roll back
>worst date ever

hey buddy if you can't keep up stay off the mountain

Just ask saturnfag about bringing girls to meets

pushbike*

She probably didn't like u anyways.

> be driving up highways 9 and 35
> date is enjoying the scenic forest and hills
> she's clearly loving it
> she's going to flip after our romantic date at Alice's
>probably going to get a blowjob
> suddenly hear tires screeching and engines revving and it's getting closer
> convoy of MR2s and BRZs from before are here to ruin this date too
> they don't pass because they don't cross lines like s/o/cal
> finally pull off the road and let them pass
>get to Alice's
> more bikers, autists, and now rich fags in aston martins
> we get seated before they do
> restaurant is nice and cozy, she's getting back in the mood. Maybe I can still salvage this date
> autists are being racist and talking about bitcoins
> large, bald negro keeps eyeing my woman and he kept talking about pepperoni nipples
> girlfriend doesn't hear any of this
> leave early to get a headstart
>make up some excuse about going to half moon bay while we still have daylight to have a romantic date at the beach
> she's into it
> I'm about to be into her
> more scenic forest
> get to beach and find a parking spot
> watch the sunset on the beach, her hand is on mine, we both lean in for a kiss
> see that same fag from before about to do the same thing with his pillow
> kills the mood
> she laughs and we drive back
> stuck in traffic for hours
> she's too tired and just wants to go to sleep
> don't even get a kiss goodnight

My gf vomited, passengers are a no go. Passenger on the touge will get sick.

calvin is your car ok? I wanna get pancakes with you again during RNH.

his gf vomited in the car so he had to dump her and it still smells
thats why he doesn't drive anymore

Bump

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how do i hunt the reddingfag?
what are Veeky Forums approved weapons for destroying a 1994 town and country?

a bad oil pump

>was looking for suggestions like pointy redwood sticks
>repurposed abandoned vehicles made into rhino hedge cutters
>and other mad max junk
how do i deploy this bad oil pump?

It's already done :^)

I be brangin' a gyal to dis meet.

What could go wrong?