130,000$ a week to keep him alive like a vegetable
His fortune will last him 118 years then.
so what
money isn't an problem for schumy and his family, and im sure everyone here wants him to get better.
Get well soon
>and im sure everyone here wants him to get better.
>get better
Oh user...
;_;
he'll get better, right?
No.
The magazine that pay a nurse and then that got sue for leaking info about his health say that he open his eyes but when you call him he don't look at you?!! Which means he's not conscious. He's dead but they keeping him alive.
Remember that kid that was the passenger and got vegetable after hulk hogan son crash his Supra? Schumacher is worst state than the Supra kid.
I hope he's braindead, and not a prisoner in his own body.
Why? Being a prisoner is kinky!
This is my biggest nightmare. Well, apart from aliens. I made my family promise to pull the plug if that happens
What happened to free healthcare?
The family hires a medical team, he's not in a public hospital.
I made mine promise to put me in a military cyborg program, fucking pleb.
>you will never be a dreadnought from 40k
DARKNESS
IMPRISIONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
IS ABSOLUTE HORROR
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY HOLDING CELLLLLLLL
They should put his brain in a racing car
>nearly killing himself in a low-speed ski accident in Meribel, France in 2013.
What.
>low speed ski accident
>12 million dollar life threatening paralysis
Noted, never going on a snowy hill again. As if learning how to pizza while riding flimsy boards is worth the risk of that shit.
That car looks scary as fuck
Like it operates on brain.
>went skiing
>son went of the piste
>he goes to get him out of there
>fall
>action cam impales head
Or something like that
>The magazine that pay a nurse and then that got sue for leaking info about his health say that he open his eyes but when you call him he don't look at you?!! Which means he's not conscious. He's dead but they keeping him alive.
>Remember that kid that was the passenger and got vegetable after hulk hogan son crash his Supra? Schumacher is worst state than the Supra kid.
He may be a vegetable but you're definitely a potato, mash yourself kid.
Go fuck your mother
This gay faggot is still alive? I thought he died already. When was this again? Feels like 5 years ago. The hospital must be making mad cash.
2013, so you'd be right
I deep-fucked your sister for a handful of fiddle-faddle.
This is me learning something happen to Michael Schumacher
Goddamn.
wait these are news to me
holy shit that sucks, this guy used to be a hero for many kids of my generation, back in grade and junior high
what fucking rock have you been living under
post-human racing series when
>potato from skiing accident
>forced to look at the alps all day
Kek
the cheating shit got what he ultimately deserved
>muh ferrari
>muh regenmeister
>muh 1994 season
may he burn in hell
That Nick Hogan crash is so fucked up.
>2007, mom loses her son
>2011, finds out husband plotted to kill her
>2012, second son dies to drunk driver
Sometimes, God is fucked up...
>EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL SERVE
There you go.
Schumacher was a fucking false idol.
He was placed into his position.
He wasn't a particularly good driver. He was a slime ball. And Vettel is no fucking better. Vettel was fucking handed his carreer personally by Schumacher.
I hope Schumacher is in immense pain.
They should hardwire him into an F1 car so he can accellerate using his hearbeat and corner with his brain impulses.
>inb4 he schools verstappen before ramming himself into a wall at 100mph to leave this mortal coil
Oh gawd...
Kektus maximus.
You my friend are beyond retarded and you delivered the proof right here.
The enemy will be so scared.
>not putting your brain inside clearly superior car, that also coincidentally won 2022 world championship
I would watch this
Wait, where do I get sauce on the stuff besides the Supra crash?
how on earth can it cost that much. i dont believe it
kek, literally what I thought when I saw a video about Supra Kid.
10/10
> Supra Crash
Oh shit, I totally forgot about that shit. Didn't the other car he was racing crash too?
OP will have a coin operated life support and nobody will chip in.
Rather give my change to a bum,at least he will do something worthwhile like get drunk and fall asleep on a side walk.
Also,fuck you.
Yes.
Stop reading other posts,sunshine, please.
In English,doc.
How much of that are you paying?
How much would someone pay for you?
Also,shit thread, pussy.
do you not understand how much medical stuff cost? Its a fucking sham but its an absolutely expensive sham
3 nurses: 120k per year
bed: 5k
food through a tube: 10k?
specialist doctor: 200k
medicine: 100k
obviously a few of those are a guess but that would come to about 5k a week. how the fuck could it be 115k
What the hell are these
Didn't Schumacher's parents own a kart track and he practiced every rainy day?
...
They probably have highly specialized neurologists and what not on 24 hour standby, that costs a lot of money as well considering these doctors can easily make millions a year for just their normal jobs
Locked in syndrome is the fucking worst. Imagine your muscles being completely frozen and you could only move your eyes. I'd just have them kill me if I ended up like that, it's not a life worth living
I'm only 12 and who is this?
>Defies all medical science and miraculously recovers
>"Well that sucked but at least I'm still the greatest F1 driver of all time right?"
>spend whole life going 200+mph uninjured
>go skiing and put yourself in a coma you probably wont wake up from
Really made me think
he's been awake for over a year, this article is from 2015.
unfortunately he's barely able to talk, can't walk and probably never will, hence the lack of updates.
2 years*
>Didn't Schumacher's parents own a kart track and he practiced every rainy day?
poorfags when will they learn?