Wot do bros?

wot do bros?

FUCK

really made me think

ask for cctv footage

Take it to a body shop, they can work magic if enticed.

Damn that sucks OP. People just can't let people have nice things can they.
Do this.

Not a single human individual lived on this earth who was intelligent AND keyed a car.

Prove me wrong

Toothpaste & kitchen sponge

Am I the only one who loves seeing whites get their shit pushed in? lol. it's so funny seeing this happen to you subhumans. you deserve it.

>someone keys my car
>its ok because in white and have insurance
>JAMAL BTFO

sorry my subcompact shitbox triggers your poorfag ass

And now you will go to the store and buy a dashcam like a good boy.

kys you'reself my man

lol you aren't white.
cry more pigskin

sperg more autist

kys cumskin.

>He really has nothing better to do with his life than troll on Veeky Forums
Lmao kid

i look white tho, so i get that white privilege

white ppl are so pathetic lmao

My friend keyed another guys car at prom because they also drive a 69 Mustang to the event and thought he was trying to show him up.

He's 26yo now, unmarried with two kids and changing oil at a Jiffy Lube

>having kids
heterocucks are so fucking stupid.

reminder that gay men make tens of thousands of dollars more than heterosexual men on average. plus they have higher iq rates.

step up your shitposting game familia, it's getting repetitive

And will die childless with no chance of essentially being immortal and having no one to pass down their genes to..
Also..
>AIDS

Black people have on average a lower SAT score and IQ than white people in any wage bracket. Black people are 13% of the population and commit the majority of violent crime. Thanks for your input Jamal.

Nah, I'm donating to a sperm bank. Cry more.

And second humans will die on this planet. They won't be immortal. lol.
And yet they still make more money. LOOOOOOOOL.

gay>straight

sperg more

nice projection of your hiv status btw. lmao

sperg more

Sorry about your stupidity heterocuck.

there's not even post counts here. why do you spam your leftist ego troll bs all day everyday?
it's kinda sad actually
yes facts are facts and they preform statistically worse at everything of value

He probably made this thread also
sad!

>no response
lol they can't defend this. you know they're mad when they ignore a post

gay>straight

Gay people literally have higher iq rates. holy shit no recovery.

stop driving like an asshole

Please, continue crying about your insecurities. It's entertaining.

What did you do?

Did you double park in a limited space area? Like the work parking garage?

Have homosexual relations with your wife's brother?

Park in front of someone else's driveway?

Cut someone off who followed you? Force them off the road when they had right of way?

im not heterosexual?

I know this feel. I'd need a respray to fix it.

yes its dirty

>is "presumably" negroid..
>calls white ppl of all ppl subhuman..
>calls the ppl that made civilization as we know it "subhuman"
>subhuman
>sub
>human

Here Jaqueesh, I KNOW you can't READ but try to anyway, you'll get there lil buddy!

>pic related, explains EXACTLY why negroids have never AND WILL NEVER amount to anything or contribute anything to civilization, I already knew this being an educated intelligent white man but it was interesting to see the actual mindset of the simple negroid go about their life..

Td;lr they all have crabs in the bucket mentality, and think like children and never think past the immediate "now" and never think about tomorrow so they never prepare for anything and have the foresight to look ahead, as well as expect handouts instead of learning how to do it themselves, also still believe in "magic" like a cuck..

he probably did not buy "scratch insurance" from the minorities before walking into the store
clearly you never had testosterone in your life. you're basically a female.

Post husbando

3DPD doesn't count

dont take the bait its a russian larping as jamal

pic related
I have more muscle than you, loser.
>so stupid he thinks you die of hiv in a 1st world country
it's called anti viral medication. literally nobody who has insurance in america or other countries dies of AIDs because the medication stops the virus in its tracks.

as for the rest of your post it was worthless and not worth reading

>Assumes i ignored your shit response
>Doesn't realize that some ppl are busy and missed it
>getting THIS excited about a post..
Good Lord..

Also I don't know where you're getting this idea that homocucks are more intelligent, seems unlikely considering how mentally ill you'd have to be to actually suck cock and take it up the ass (inb4 "I'm top")

And again idk where you got the information implying how most homosecksualz are richer than normal ppl
Again most of them are so fucked in the head they hardly ever try to get high paying careers like in STEM, most gayz usually get liberal arts degrees and work at the the gap, also look at the richest men in history, not one of them was gay.

>makes you think?

steve jobs was gay

stop arguing your autistic faggots

we're on a rock flying through space, nothing matters

the inventor of the PC was gay.
lol watch him sperg

the only thing that matters is that the usa is still the greatest country, and russia or trump isnt going to change that

...

None of them were gay.

>a homosexual man isn't gay
wow. never thought of it like that

shut up ivan, sometimes i admire how funny you are

Alan Turing absolutely was gay, not even shitposting. What planet are you on?

Don't fucking respond to alphonse you idiots. Look what you did to OP's thread.

im Alphonse. not ivan?

>alan turing invented the personal computer
youve gone full retard lad

>be me
>on way home from school so I stop by a gas station to get some snacks
>see shitty white corvette z06 in parking lot
>key it
>watch owner flip his shit after leaving the store
>mfw I was never caught

op is probably alphonse anyway
i would really admire his unrelenting shitposting except he's a leftist.

It's an infinite source of free (You)s though

bait.

wow. really makes you think. explains why heterosexuals are so homophobic

>this thread

>not being green party master race
i hope you aren't stupid enough to actually support trump.

>caught some woman keying my car
>beat her to within an inch of her life
>spent 3 months in jail
Completely worth it, would do it again without hesitation.
She lost an eye but no other lasting injuries.
saw her recently, pretty sure she recognized me, i waved.

>white people
literally violent savages

>not being an enlightened centrist

WHY the fuck would you admire shitting up a small board? How do you get that fucked in the head? Also alphonse doesn't even have a car.

jokes on you, i'm a 2nd generation Iranian in Denmark :^)
pls stop namefagging, its worse than the baiting

middle eastern men make me hard

If he stops namefagging anons' ever growing list of filters won't work.

removed my name just to trigger you

How can one society be both so materialistic and so disregardful of other people's property?

Joke's on you i don't use filters.

it's just a car. who cares

>who cares about the thing they spent tens of thousands of dollars on and hours of effort to maintain and make look nice


I know I just replied to bait but I don't care.

Individualism taken to the point where you are the only individual that matters.
Publicly endorsed psychopathy more or less

The materialistic among us cannot fathom someone having a nice thing their wife and bull did not allow them to have. Or maybe it was some dyke mad about a sports car being a penis compensator.

>whites enslave people for hundreds of years
>p-please feel sympathy for us
lmao

Is Veeky Forums a containment board yet?

this only happens in the south. southerners have no regard for anything but some myth that theyre brainwashed into that the south is the best place in the world
>they litter constantly
>they are butthurt constantly
>high inequality
>high poverty
>high uneducation
>degeneracy to levels beyond what one would define as degenerate

Veeky Forums and /m/ should honestly be deleted at this point. We literally only have mods Friday mornings. I've checked. Not sure if/when /m/ gets mods.

>>High in uneducation
Otherwise known as little to no education

but muh preacher says learnings the work of satan

white boi is mad mods won't save him lmoaa

>tfw applied to be a mod on Veeky Forums
>never got any reply
>no sign of any new mods on Veeky Forums
At this point im guessing they only hand out Janitor/mods powers to Veeky Forums Pass members

Man, you've got the good mustang too. Ask for camera footage, bro

the churches are connected to the local politics, theyre all pedophiles who get away with molesting kids so long as some of the donations lines the pockets of corrupt politicians. and with people dumbed down to the point where they believe the only thing that matters is church the local govts dont have to spend any money on anything else like schools or parks or a competent police force