Ive signed up for robinhood and waiting for my identity to verify

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Go to normie college to get wageslave cuck business major
neet friend boasts how he made $400 off of pennystocks this year
said neet friend was actually an asshole trying to boast his dick and wont tell me his secrets

Ive signed up for robinhood and waiting for my identity to verify. What should I start doing to learn about penny stocks? What do I read? I have only $50 to spend, and I know its not much. I just want to make one fucking penny off this shit to start. I want to destroy this neet.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Try r9k

cum2soon
cum2soon

Penny stocks are an utter meme user... A talented trader can net $500 in a week

Bidwell
Bidwell

Give me your robinhood account.

I can pretty much make that 50 dollars into 100 within 2 months. Then give me 25% of all earnings.

If I were an American I would be able to use robinhood, but I am Canadian.

Supergrass
Supergrass

fuck you
fuck you
We might have a deal. But im not giving you my account, you give me information, and ill give you 60% percent of the profits if you make me 100 in 2 months

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

400 in 1 year
Over 1 dollar a day.

Congrats.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Wow gee golly mister a whole 400?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Make a stocktwit account, follow people that know what they are talking about

Save your money and learn what is the worthwhile investment and what isn't

Spamalot
Spamalot

We might have a deal. But im not giving you my account, you give me information, and ill give you 60% percent of the profits

Your negotiation needs work but yeah lets do it.

if you make me 100 in 2 months
If?
How about this, we do monthly installments of payments.
I'll give you the information on what to invest and we share the gains.

Then you can do it yourself once you get good.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

A dollar a day is nothing to sneeze at user.just a dollar a day can provide a staveing neet nearly 2 weeks worth of beer and a pornhub account

massdebater
massdebater

Was thinking that too. But soon this said neet will probably be racking in the 1000s by next year with his skills. Also, ive never gotten a part time job in my life. Ive applied to 200 places, and the only one that called back wouldn't hire me because i was in highschool, and all the norms took the summer jobs. My family told me to not get a job while in college to work on maintaining good grades.

tl;dr ive never made a single penny in my life except $10 from long term stocks and funds. Im the only person i know irl who has never had a part time job. I feel pathetic.
ill check it out, thanks.
sounds good. add me on discord $CashAnimePanties$#0429

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

when you get your identity verified buy MSTX before the 14th.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Choose penny stocks that have actual market value and growth potencial (biotech would be a fine example) buy the dip then make about 20-50% in days or weeks. Reduce your exposition by trading only a third or half of your capital. If shit hits the fan you lose small, if you hit jackpot you win big. Dont be greedy to put your whole portfolio on pennystocks.

Flameblow
Flameblow

you see, i need to start trading muh penny stocks so i can understand these cool Veeky Forums memes.
Is that all there is to penny stocks, buy when there are dips and try to look for any major news to it?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

some penny stocks have really interesting growth potencial and are way undervalued. look for companies that have solid market value then buy it, they'll eventually go up. that's basically it. i made 70% from PULM by doing this. and BNTC may go the same way buy i am still valuating it.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Sounds cool and all, but like, where did you even get heard of these stocks? I only have knowledge of nasdaq and nyse stocks

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

$CashAnimePanties$#0429
How about an email instead?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Okay
[email protected]
But, i think it would be better if we used a chatbox so we exchange messages quicker.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Look for the ''top gainers of the day'' section in sites like yahoo finance or bloomberg. Most of these are stocks under 10 bucks which presents interesting potential for you to ''prey''. If the company have solid market value and the gain was caused by favorable quaterly reports, new product etc is a potential buy. If it was caused by media spectulation and mass hysteria is a potential short. I heard about PULM on yahoo finance while casually browsing and made 10k out that bitch. It is the simple things in life.

girlDog
girlDog

i think it would be better if we used a chatbox so we exchange messages quicker.
I have another job during trading hours. Day trading is usually kills your gains. Swing trading is where it's at or long term investing.

farquit
farquit

10k
Now you're talking. I want to make this neet rage quit while i spam smug anime girls.

Your tips seem great, but is there any book i should read? I dont know when my robinhood will be verified.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

okay, as long as the pennystocks make me 200 in the said amount of time, ill trust you. But, bear with me, youll have to tell me specifically what time to trade because im a noob. Are you going to send me an email tonight or in the next few days?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Benjamin Graham has some great books to help you valuate companies. Honestly i think pratical study is way more effective, with simulators and such. Mostly i read shit like Mises and Friedman wich helps me understand the economic field as a whole but has nothing to do with the stock market.

Methshot
Methshot

make me 200 in the said amount of time
That's delusional. You will not make that. Even what I told you is very optimistic.

Most of these people you tell you penny stock memes lose a lot of money. Maybe once in a while they get 70%, or 80% and break even but most of the time they lose it.

Just stick with me and I'll tell you about options. Which is statistically more returns than you average trade. Not to say I don't do regular trades.

next few days?
Yes. I just look for stocks majority of the off time and do some due diligence. The entire game is played by researching a good stock. Leave it for weeks to months then sell it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

i see guess ill sign up for a similator then and check out some of those books too.
200
Oh, i meant 100. Sorry. So, ill look out from an email from you then.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

400 dollars a year? I'd rather not have an extra $400 at all!

Just leave and never come back

DeathDog
DeathDog

using the word normie
Sounds like you ended up where you belong

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Fuck you all. I cant sign up because it needs my ssn card still.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

$400 a year
I made that TODAY off of $AMD

$AMD is life on easy mode

TreeEater
TreeEater

I'm all for an extra 400 bucks, the issue is how much time you spend to get it

Illusionz
Illusionz

When will they learn

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