/hotsg/ - Heroes of the Storm General

*cocoons your path*

Is hots an anime game

>World of Warcraft he is currently leading the fight against the Legion
Haven't played since TBC. Please tell me that this cringy shit isn't true.

Except murdering innocents who had nothing to do with his conflict.
And needlessly killing people in general, he was strong enough to be able to spare them, but he executed them because he's an edgelord.
And he's too impatient, could never learn the druid ways and was thus all to recipient of Burning Crusade cock.

It's all true

Vapid, easily digested, inferior to other games in its genre. It's definitely the anime of mobas.

They tried to turn him into an avatar of Sargeras but our boy Khadgar saved him
youtube.com/watch?v=o0X4i-yQtDU

The following heroes would be good additions to the game, all heroes not listed are shit and not worth Blizzard's development time:

Spellbreaker

Goblin Alchemist

Mal'ganis

Any Draenei hero who is not Prophet Velen

Kil'ruk the Windreaver/Xaril the Poisoned Mind

The Thunder King

Grom (w/ Garrosh skin)

Firebat

Stukov

Mira Han

Rakanishu

Bhaal

Sorceress

D1 Rogue/Bloodraven

Ana

BETS

Horse

Shoo shoo

Gall

>Goblin Alchemist
He would be too OP on Blackheart's

Seconded

Footmanius

Extremely niche, needs a specific team and also needs the enemy team to be built specifically, also is pretty binary, you either land your W and win or miss it/have people mobility away and not have much fun and the only other finesse to playing him is eating CC with E and using entomb right

I like him but I think this general overrates him a bit

>Grom
Samuro skin

lmao

nah, Grom using the blademaster kit was just Blizzard not giving a shit because he was a campaign unit you used in like 2 missions.

Needs a buff.

Wait for the buff.

Abathur buffs when

One of the best solo laners in the game. Is a beast on Tomb of the Spider Queen. Any team with heavy front line he works really well against.

Don't pick him as a solo tank.

Spellbreaker would be interesting, they'd basically have to write the kit from scratch though since nothing about the unit translates to HOTS (very few actual buffs, very few summonable units, Blizzard despises mana burn abilities, etc.)

>Except murdering innocents who had nothing to do with his conflict.
Never happened.
>And needlessly killing people in general, he was strong enough to be able to spare them, but he executed them because he's an edgelord.
Yeah just look at all those demons and orcs he spared and allowed to join his side
>And he's too impatient, could never learn the druid ways and was thus all to recipient of Burning Crusade cock.
Druids couldn't get anything done. He made the smart choice.

>Pretending to be impressed because Illidan wants to destroy the legion

Do you eat shit perhaps?

What's the max level for a hero?

How to not be a trash support?

Stay the fuck back. Don't try to make plays. Accept that you're a servant

who do you play?

your autism

Reminder that morales is a high skill level support

Li Li, Auriel

I often play Khazarim or Malfurion.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Should've stretch the game out another minute fuccboi

why would you stop playing best boy

How do I not suck at ranked?

I'm not eligible yet, just wondering.

play 1k QM games first

I am not kidding.

pretty close i guess

Since D.va is now allowed to have infinite health bars is it too much to ask that tychus gets his back?

Slutty skins for Jaina WHEN

congrats on the fart

brrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaapppppppppp

pick auriel when you got a good energy source such as gul'dan, valla and cho'gall. Anyone with good sustained damage to make you an endless source of healing. Stay near your babysit target and don't overextend. Focus on peeling that guy. Auriel when behind can be a struggle. Don't be an idiot and crystal someone after they take everyone's dick and seal their fate

lili's easy as hell so not much to say about her other than if you use juggs mind your positioning so you don't get stunned. Weave in and out for blinds. Pick her if you're fighting heavy AA

malf also pretty simple just land your spells. Bolt's pretty good at 20 with nightmare ult

for kharazim you need other frontliners with you else you'll get fucked. You can duel/harass squishies pretty well so if you see someone out of position go punch them. When to go in and out on monk comes with experience

Play the game a fucking lot.

>q up
>5 dodges in a row

More time to shitpost I guess.

>just a spray, banner and avatar
>no sales
that korean leak was wrong
WRONG

don't waste time arguing over nothing with your team even if you think you're right. Learn what's good and why and have some good heroes for every role. Remember the comeback mechanics are insane in this game so never give up because you can get shit on all game then 25 minutes in you win one fight and then win the game with a shitty team comp

Thanks.

it was wrong for me to expect blizzard to discount their heroes.

>the reddit shitposting was wrong

WOW THIS IS SO SURPRISING

i wouldn't be surprised if there was a sale desu, but just in the korean region
wouldn't be the first time that god's gift to esports: the region got some special treatment

It's too bad this was marketed to non-gamers and moba rejects, it could have actually been something instead of a containment game that they had to alter the payment model of to scrounge any money out of it.

>muh illidindu dindu nothin wrung officer
>he a good boy
Aye, I understand.

>that anniversary ""event""
Still better than an OW event I guess

look at all these blocked names

would be a shame if it triggered someone ;^)

no one cares that you're a pussy and think 4chans is gonna hacks you, moving on

>after over an hour of sperging he still mad 24 hours later
This is what genuine autism looks like.

>reddit meme was fake
ok who cares
>still no hero reveal/tease
this is what we should be rioting over, reeeee

>Murky takes march
>Loses
When will they learn grab is better 99% of the time?

>B-But muh level 20 upgrade! Just stall for 20 minutes 4v5!

looks like we've got ourselves a taker!

>this is what we should be rioting over, reeeee
New hero is going to be announced in the june 5 stream.

will there ever be a titty monster hero?

the hots team are ass men so I doubt it

>tfw no grub stream

feels boring

*women

ftfy

This is symmetra. I think this is supposed to be a crossover Auriel skin.

Friendly reminder that the two weekly sales during the anniversary will probably have a lot of characters on sale.

To get loot boxes faster from low level characters so he can become a shogun

Actually now that I look at it the image on the helm looks like something from Warframe

Don't die. Soak lanes. As soon as you do that, you're automatically above gold-level skill level.

>gold-level skill level
And apparently my ability to type a sentence is Bronze-level.

its just based on indian shit that worships a sacred lotus

OH BABY

Holy shit. Golden Nexus Charger !!

>implying
All about that Medivh glasses emoji

We just finished 2 events in a row, I don't mind a bit of a slowdown

>Any Draenei except the only relevant Draenei

you what

Grats. I recently opened Murky Announcer, but the gurgling and choking sounds he makes physically hurt my ears.

>can only win with tyrande

how fucked am i when they nerf her?

they already nerfed her a few weeks ago

Is the golden nexus charges that rare?

So when do sales have more than two heroes, is it a set cycle or just random?

Tyrande

No, but it's still better than le epig meme slug announcer

Symbol is defo from warframe

Looking at Goliath D.Va model, her pants are more interesting than what I originally thought, what’s up with mech pilots and skin tight suits?

Holy shit, Play Again is such a busted Heroic.

BRAAAAAAAAP

what if I told you warframe didn't invent the lotus symbol? would it blow your mind to know there's a whole world outside of video games?