Hiring managers face when they find your linkedin profile has only 23...

Flameblow
Flameblow

hiring managers face when they find your linkedin profile has only 23 connections

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

true. sometimes i wish Veeky Forums wasn't anonymous so i could pot my post count on my resume.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

being white collar slave scum

Inmate
Inmate

Top 1%er here, part of a massive network that has taken years to build. I would happily help some of you fuckers out but i've been burnt in the past.

idontknow
idontknow

I don't have a linkedin, or a facebook, or a twitter.

I have an email address and a phone number.

Techpill
Techpill

he doesnt have 100s of endorsements on each of his skills

TreeEater
TreeEater

I don't even have a single skill on linkedin

Emberfire
Emberfire

recruiter's face when i reject their phone call request even though i have only 16 linked in connections and work for a tiny no name firm.

Flameblow
Flameblow

hard working poorfag here
have a high gpa, good resume, strong motivations
would appreciate any mentorship

StonedTime
StonedTime

I wouldn't want to work for a company that bases their hiring decisions on that metric. Also, my linkedin profile probably only has about 10 connections and I work for one of the largest corporations on the planet.

FastChef
FastChef

applying for jobs

If you don't get top tier jobs with your shady connections you are officially pleb wageslave tier

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Umbrella Corporation?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

i only have 12 so far but i only regged a few weeks ago. i know at least a 100 people but linkedin does not offer them up only random folks i don't even know. too lazy to hunt contacts i guess.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

recruitment policy based on glorified Facebook

Does this really happen?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

What are the benefits of Linkedin? Feel free to treat me like shit for not knowing as I'm just a mere peasant me lord.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

it's facebook for professionals, if you reg you will be swamped by offers for employment which does good to your ego. i got a 33% raise after i regged in just 2 weeks.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

In op's dreams.
Also who would want to work for a social network fuccboii?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Do you have a job?

MPmaster
MPmaster

what does reg mean? register?

Techpill
Techpill

security engineer and about 40 connections
get pestered by at least 2 recruiters per day
MUH CONNECTION METRICS

girlDog
girlDog

yep

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

In Russia it happens

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

hiring manager's face when I don't have a LinkedIn account and the only thing they can find when they search my name is a fake Facebook anime account that used to have my real name

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I got a new job through it after being contacted by a random recruiter a couple of months back.

60% pay rise, plus a big contractual bonus.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

then post ur dick size inthe description

Supergrass
Supergrass

Yes

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

i got promoted after i added my boss on linkedin

Emberfire
Emberfire

So what's the best way to get a lot of people added to your LinkedIn after making an account? Are there any groups out there who will just add back to anyone who adds them? Or fake companies that people can add and shit like that? Basically I am about to make an account and I have no actual connections, what's the best way to ruse employers and make myself look like a normie rockstar?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

just add anybody you dont know, most will accept. once you have reached 100+ you should add the people you know

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