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FUCK ANIME

Can I get a quick reaction from any available scientists

why didnt envy buy a heavens halberd?

nth for pie desu

How does EE keep getting put on teams? I just don't understand

As expected

SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE DESU

APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZEAPOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE

>MSS is better than bone 7

-d2g

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOWWNN

Baffled

bonechan pls

Khezu and Yapzor my MVPs desu, huge impact from the Nyx and Clock.
>yfw Puppan the Nyx picker was right all along

not his fault IO doesn't know how to play his hero

SAY MY NAME

>you have EE on your team

how do you win /deetoogay/ ?

REMINDER THAT THE LANING STAGE DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, IT'S ALL ABOUT WHO GETS THE COOLER LVL 25 TALENTS

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cucked

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El Presidente Puppan

Daily Reminder

Daddy Puppan

i don't

>esl
valve isn't gonna give them another major after esl tried their jew tricks

Imagine how greased EE's boipucci must be right now

CHI LONG QUA

>CLOWN 9 DOTO STRIKES AGAIN FOR THE GORILLIONTH TIME

CAN'T FUCKING MAKE THIS SHIT UP

YOU CAN'T

NO ONE CAN MAKE THIS SHIT UP

PIT A ROOM FULL OF MONKEYS WITH TYPEWRITERS AND GIVE THEM AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF TIME AND THEY STILL WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO WRITE THIS SCRIPT

daily reminder that luna is the patrician waifu

Kick him before TI.

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>staying low level so you don't feed away exp on death
next level plays desu

>draft Bristle as your carry
>le tanky headhog of le no damage
>lose

Tobi looks like he's lost weight

Why does NP always pick thse no damage supports + offlane hero for MSS and then go late game?

BASED boner chan

moving to bongland will do that to you

Why can't pie save his teammates like GH does while playing IO?

Fuck I missed it,

What happened, why is everyone going crazy over CLQ?

I fucking knew EE and friends would some how lose this game.

MP a cute, CUTE!

isn't it envy doing the picking

where id your artwork /d2g/?

I mean I'm pretty sure they won that game. Bone7's like some sort of mad scientist of dota.

I think it's the gf that's done myself

Another one of these shitty flip ads ugh

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>making your /int/ post twice

>and then go late game

>implying they have choice
The only thing they get to choose is to gg out earlier or later.

EE is a terrible drafter. Have you seen his picks against OG in the 3rd game?

Can envy just fucking pick terrorblade instead of bristletrash

pie is not really an Io player

>pick TA for damage
>snowball
>pick a fight at your power peak
>suck on a 3400 gold dick for 5.5 seconds
>lose

nth for Sheever should do a topless photoshoot before she loses her boobs.

wut anime

I'm laughing at you guys. Don't you understand EE's level of intelligence is beyond our comprehension? This is all according to his plan.

>pinoy commercials

>tfw no gf to bring you tendies while playing dota

holy shit is that the best commercial ever made? i think yes.

>hosting events in subhuman time zones
Why

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do tendies help you win /d2g/?

delete

>no kgf to bring you teriyaki tendies
drop me off a cliff and watch me decompose already

I love these commercials.

Still probably had more impact on the game desu

Kicking EE from NP is like kicking Loda from Alliance. It's not going to happen.

ETA on Puppey raping PLD in front of EE?

>tendies

Holy reddit batman

The draft wasn't the problem that game, if anything Secret got out-drafted, the problem was that they couldn't close the game early, and Io and Kunkka did fuck-all

if you're a pinoy then yes but for the rest of the world it's so fucking stupid
>karaage
just fucking call it fried chicken you stupid weeb wannabe of a country

Why am I on NP?

me on the left

>up at midnight trying to at least watch the rest of the series before some shut-eye.

That game 1 was too hilariously ridiculous for me to not see how the rest of the match will play out dammit.

a captain getting kicked from the team he created... where have i heard that before...

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its futa, so dont complain if that triggers you

i hate djwheat. i hope the fbi sent him to prison for the miniwheat nudes

Kicking EE is a proven TI winning strat

NEVER LOSE

>midnight
wow user that's pretty late better go to bed

the ironic part is that nobody calls it 唐揚げ
why the fuck are flip commercials in english I dont get it

>power cuts out during game
>out for the whole damn town
>shitposting by candle light

did NP lose?

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identity issues after being raped by the spanish & americans

The president punished the traitors

Puppey terrorist confirmed

you know you want it

>game crashes
>come back
>abandon
>low prio
lol

what's going on here

wew

if anime makes you better @ dota, then why does Envy keep losing?

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A NEET like you wouldn't understand, maybe when you stop being a parasite for your mother and start working/studying you will get it.

did eg win against newbee?

Because it doesn't you dumb weeb, it melts your brain and turns you into a pedophile

only socially acceptable anime makes you better at dota and envy prefers irredeemable seasonal weeaboo garbage

only good anime makes you better
envy does not watch good anime

yes

Envy didn't even know Nyaa went down 2 weeks after it happened