/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Why not make your own?

>catboys
>being horse hung ever
LOL

That's a pretty small penis

Are you in an instance or offline?

Forget catboys, post Highlanders.

yeah right
that's what they ALL say

I find them ugly as fuck, particularly when I try to make them, apparently. He's the first and only catboy I've ever found attractive.

Not to say I can't see the effort put into yours, but it's definitely not my thing. I have no idea what strikes me about him, but I want him. I just can't do character creation I guess. Need help from someone better with catboys.

What does catboy "milk shakes" taste like?

More importantly, who the fuck took the time out to draw this shit?

Offline yelling at VPNs for Macs because my ping went up to something ridiculous like 200 even though I just recently moved closer to the datacenters and I want to die.

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>big part of male culture
Yeah well I wish they weren't maybe if people didn't think about them so much americans would chip parts off of their babies like they're nothing but cattle or some shit

Best korea nukes all over this shit country when

naka anal prolapse

Damn. Been trying to get to you, I bet it's information you already know.

Fair enough. I'm not too experienced with them so I'll have to yield to someone who is.

Yesh that sucks.

That's p hot desu

go back

naka colon bleeding

DICK
SUCKIN'
LIPS

Well are you using the right face at least? And faces tend to look different on different angles and distances so it probably looks good because it's not close enough to see more detail.
>More importantly, who the fuck took the time out to draw this shit?
You don't even know. There's worse shit than this. This is actually tame.

naka poz hole

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My main is still highlander if that is what you mean

naka hemorrhoids

Kek, is that fucking Joe Never's face shopped over?

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I can log on in a bit after fiddling with this garbage if you want. I haven't been able to do much outside of noncombat stuff, though.

The good news is the toaster oven is getting upgraded in 3-5 business days and more VPN options will be available. This is pretty butts, though.

I have no idea if I'm using the right face. I don't even know which kind of catboy he is. I'm apparently autistic as shit when it comes to catboy character creation.

It gets pretty close up.

Say something nice about our producer.

dont use those lips pls

from my understanding you can't get the exact face or something, I have a friend who tried to replicate it. He might just be confused, tho

like it or not he saved this game

Go back femcat you dunce.

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hey

You'll have to go in-game and change the facial expression via emotes.

I meant your femcat you dunce.

It's literally red's catboy with whtie eyes and blonde hair. It's easily replicatable

I think that might be the reason I didn't bother because it seems juvenile as fuck to me

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>Samurai Otter

C U T E

>It's literally red's catboy
I have no idea what the fuck you just said. Is red some resident shitposter or a streamer or something?

>It's easily replicatable
Can you replicate it for me then and show me how? I am not having an easy time of it.

>The Beast of Brewer's Beacon
I've made a horrible mistake.

>youtube.com/watch?v=ETu4TJ--9_c

You! Yes you! You want sandcats femcat back too yeah?

Wasn't bad enough you creep on B'nhaka now you have to copy him too. Stupid ogre.

>queue leveling roulette on MCH
>get Dzemael Darkhold
>ok whatever, the tank has lord protector, he's been playing a bit at least, this'll be fi-
>dude doesn't use darkside at all
>doesn't even have gloves equipped despite being in purchased i250 gear otherwise
>doesn't use the crystal fields after I tell him you can use them until they all die and I manage to finish a pack
>pulls one pack OUT of the crystal field to fight it in a different crystal field
>keeps holding the first boss on the very edge and it keeps going immune

I wish you could blacklist a dungeon or two when using leveling roulette, but that defeats the purpose of helping people out who need the dungeon and stuff.

Why is it always like this in Dzemael?

I want to bully this cat and say that their main will be cucked in 4.0.

>those scale and horn textures
mother of god, square, how did you think this was ok

any catboys want to hang out?

yeah, it's pretty bad.

I'll probably switch sometime soon, I just wanted a change.

gender/race

female cat

That ddoesn't make the hairdo less shit, NINsis

boring, no

>I can log on in a bit
Sure, if only so I can finally get this off my mind.

Hmm. To ERP, or no?

why are you asking me this?

remember to always wear your slippies

Nobody on this blue planet wants to fuck that monstrosity

Don't take the bait. Its probably the dude who gives sandcat shit for playing male charactersaracters.

>no one noticed I forgot to turn defiance on
>3 commendations

this devilish pepe is very cute

>shitters not paying attention to another shitter
makes sense

Get your eyes fixed.

cat

Wow, user, are you sure?

fuk u

Nobody my man

>it's impossible

>it's easy

Darn! I guess no one in the general needs a good breeding. What a shame.

server

kk ty

Balmung, of course. What about you?

When is it safe to catboypost?

right meow

>not liking his cat

also balmung

The only way to do that call back campaign thing is to have that person you want to invite back already on your friends list, right?

hi

does this highlander like interacting with other Highlanders

Well if you're in need, just hit up Placid Pond.

*catposts in latin*

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:3

What will you do to my catboy?

decorate his house/apartment/chambers

What if I don't have one?

talk about Star Wars

I've yet to see the Disney star wars movies ;;