What is a good car for a sadist like myself?

What is a good car for a sadist like myself?

Yugo or Trabant with 20 inch alloy nigger wheels.

I chose Vegas just for you.

Something Ralph Fiennes would drive.

Anything Korean. Anything fwd with a cvt. Pinto.

is beating animals illegal? ive never murdered a human tho so i don't get why i would be arrested.

i think it depends on the state.

lol

There are usually laws against animal cruelty in most states except for maybe mississippi

OP's a sadist, not a masochist

No evidence no problem.

For a sadist? Probably a van so you can literally people in and fuck them up, pretty much anything that's like a big box on wheels

OP is a faggot edgelord

An MGA

I'm not going to assault people because it's illegal. Believe me. I would if it wasn't.

Oh hey it's you again!
You animal cruelty bait has gotten better!
Good job!

it's not bait. i remember starving my dogs as a kid and beating them with a broom stick when i was 14. Good times. The abuse got obvious to my parents tho. I don't really beat them anymore. usually.

reminds me
>pissed off the other day
>dog won't listen
>runs under my bed
>drag it out by its neck
>grab its throat and throw it against a lamp shade
>lamp shade and trophy falls onto it
>it starts twitching and yelps on its side
>yell at it again to sit down
>finally listens
dog abuse works. instilling fear is useful imo.

Sssssuuurreee

I bet you're white

ITT stupid shit 2nd world Veeky Forums poster still isn't ranged banned.

STOP FUCKING REPLYING

america isn't 2nd world?

I bet your skin has a high melanin content

i win the bet. what do i win?

What's your address?

Stainless steel bracelets, just for you boy

I want you to bend me over a table with a laptop showing the thread i'm not supposed to be replying to and whip my ass whilst screaming in my ear
>WHY DON"T YOU STOP FUCKING
REPLYING HUH!?* *whips bare ass*
plz user i'm so damn horny i can't sleep!

Is that it? nothing else, daddy?

counter sag le a TX 9tc9tcotx

yes, some company for all the freaky shit you want

Not my types desu. I don’t like people either. I wouldn't do well in prison.

Ooooh, that's much more convincing.
Proud of you!

not bait tho.
>tfw i got a stack of meds to get high off after telling my psychiatrist everything
feels gud to have xanax and addys

Show us your dog.

he's in the other room.

That's a pretty hype excuse!

Oh crap, wrong terminology lol.
Uhhh a sadist drives a lifted bro truck or a hummer

he's literally in the other room with my mom. i don't keep pictures of the fucking retard around. why would i?

Nah, a jacked up full size van with a PA system constantly playing Catwalk by Right Said Fred

Would you fuck a dog?

>yfw alphonse will have to go out in public to ask to take pictures of a dog inside a house with timestamp to fake having one

I hope he actually takes a picture of his!
I want to see his cute dog!

no.

Flood damaged S600

Geraldine doesn't have a car because he's a section 8 tier nigger

Anything domestic, shit ride, shit handling, shit reliability.

Weren't you looking for a boyfriend like 2 weeks ago?
If you hate everyone then how will you find true love?

Woah!
You were looking for a companion? I wish you luck!

Get a Crown Vic you edgy fuck.

I already have a boyfriend. I've been loyal to him so far. I'm actually surprised by myself

bread wrapped around your dick slapping your dog

>xannies and addys
Are you trying to impressive people with your bitch drugs unless you combo them with weed and alcohol your a little fuck bitch.

I bet you haven't even done coke pussy

>give the authorites evidence
no im not retarded
Weed and alcohol is good but I have gastritis. I can't drink alcohol.

Reported for off topic. /an/ has been notified.

wow im so scared

You shouldn't beat your dog because that's pretty sub human. People do beat animals it's not going to stop. Humans are superior to animals you could just beat it into a pulp with a shovel if you wanted to. You shouldn't get any satisfaction from it it's like beating an inferior snow chimp. Bump for more autism

Where do you live and I will pay you a visit or are you scared?