/pdg/ - Payday:The Heist and Payday 2 General

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accurate

>clover
pls make a new one and let this thread die.

Clover is the best character in Payday 2.

Sniper pack or gage mod courier. Urgh i hate that word, courier, can never spell it right.

post your slit wrists

post pics of your boipussy

a-alienware mask?

post pics of your boipucci

sniper

Does anyone know why is my game taking like 1-3 minutes to load a heist? beardlib is updated and everything.

Thanks for finally giving an actual answer.

Is there any point doing stuff on mayhem or should I just bite the whole bullet and go up to DW instead?

i've got a question where the fuck do you even find these images Ashley?

post clover lewds pls

Someone started sending them to me after i played Senran Estival Versus.

post pics of your boipussy

post dragan

like i'm sitting over here watching bedbananas and now all i want to do is jerk off because of your images

Biker dlc

post pics of your boipussy

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post hands

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only thing good about dragan is his suit scheme

His mask is nice
>KILLED THE BASTARD MEDIC BASTARD!

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His suit looks like shit tho

Dragan is objectively the worst character in the game

His voice sucks, his lines are all cancer shit, his suit looks like trash, he looks stupid and ugly.

I kick any Dragan players from my lobby.

>objectively the worst
I think someone is forgetting Jiro.
>SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRUDDDUUUUUUUUUU
every 5 fucking seconds

i think you forgot bodhi was added

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I'd rather have Jiro going BURUDOZAH than Dragan going
>SMOKE ATTACK
>HEY MOTHERFUCKER PUTHURAH
>I NEED A SYRINGE XDDD

I.
HATE.
THAT.
SO.
FUCKING.
MUCH.

I'd rather have 3 Bodhis in my game than a single Dragan.

Bodhi himself isn't that annoying tbqh, I had a friend with 3k hours that exclusively played Bodhi and it was okay. The problem is that Bodhi players are 99% of the time shitters with less than 2 minutes into the game.

t. shitney

Sydney is another shitty ass annoying character but not on the same level as Dragan.

I hate that blue hedgehog just as well.

>HTNYN
Thanks cape without hero

he is just such a boring fucking character honestly if Patrick was still alive he would be so disappointed

>reposting his own post

>Heat Street solo

yeah in payday 1 maybe

>tfw you don't hate any characters

>unlock final card in Anarchist
>go from very strong to a literal god
who okayed this?

me

him

post pics of your yaoi hole

Calm down sir, your autism is leaking

Mega Bonnie when?

Hopefully never.

>Instead of doing another "donate to charity and get Limited cosmetic" for h3h3, they make him and his gf fucking playable heisters.

Why

The silver lining is that they'll be lore friendly characters, not literally h3h3 in payday

>not wanting to play as a cute blue eyed girl

your loss desu

>not wanting to play Ethan or Hila in Payday 2

That's fine, more chances at me playing him.

>wanting to play as vape meme man or boring jew skeleton

Explain.

I don't care about playing as the fat jew, but as the cute shy jew skeleton? Count me in senpai. I have always wanted a character in Payday that doesn't scream like a mentally handicapped person and just, you know, talks.

I like Ethan & Hila. I think they're nice people and it's my kind of humor. So, I have no problem with give him 5 bucks to play him in Payday.

>Hila will be the cutest girl in Payday gang

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>tfw no ashley heister

That really doesn't mean anything

jacket.

Had a dream they took out the Grinder perk deck because it was some part of a secret event that was only supposed to last through April of 2017.

Kinda unsettling.

What's the most OP loud build and gun?

I want to be better when I play with pubs, I constantly feel underpowered.

Stop using shit weapons for once

What difficulty?

john wick dual saw dodge build

One Down. I feel like it kicks the shit out of me anytime I attempt it. I'm running a dodge build at the moment with rogue deck.

What am I doing wrong?

Running dodge on OD

Ok, what can I do or read to not be so shit? I'll drop dodge from my loadout straight away and I'm thankful for any advice you can give me.

use thanatos, chine puff\ arbiter, muscle

Did vastined fucking die?

What is vastined?

Who cares about that fag

My only friend from /pdg/ ;_;
Y-you too

Join the steam chat and make new friends :)

Fuck off luxxx

Speaking of chat ashley just gave away some bobblehead codes, might have some left if you ask her

trapley nudes now

It's transley, idk why people call her a trap when she has no weiner

Hey everyrawr xD is @penisMcguzzler666 here he stopped talking to me and I'm worried ;;;;;;;;;;____________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; DX UGH please come back to discord *-*

fuck off lux
also die

Hoxhud is a crutch

get gude

Shut up, cockston

Thank you beautiful thing.

Is there a way I can add the Safehouse Raid to my list of contracts?

Contract Mover updated and removed its ability to do so, does anybody have a copy of Contract Mover 1.4?

seconding this

>>>/gtag/

Cx

What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Full Measure (halloween_2)
- The First Line (the_first_line)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Honorable Death (daily_honorable)
Brought to you by Jiro.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)