>be me
>go to pick up gf from kohls
>as I pull in do sick skidz in the parking lot
>pull up to kohls and see a woman in a Buick century with a deer in the headlights look
>mfw I realized she watched me do sick skiidz in the parking lot for 5 mins straight
What are some times you've been caught fucking around in your shitbox Veeky Forums? What were people's reactions? Did anyone tell you to do more?
I once thought I was alone on a mountain road, so I went hard as fuck in my SW20. Like 110 MPH blasting eurobeat on a road with a speedlimit of like 45.
These highschoolers who must've just gotten their licenses were in some shitbox Impreza saw me and followed me. When I pulled over at a rest stop to turn around, they came over and started asking me about my car and driving technique.
Some of the coolest highschoolers I've met within the past 3 years.
>replace OEM LSD with a 1.5 way from Kaaz
>want to break in according to the manual's specification
>no room to do slow figure eights anywhere nearby
>go to mall parking lot at 10 AM in the morning on a weekday
>do sub 20 mph figure eights for about 20 minutes in the back of the mostly empty parking lot
>security guard rolls up on his bike and says I need to gtfo even as I autistically try to explain I need about 10 more minutes
>"i understand, but people and my supervisor will think you're doing crazy shit in your car and you need to leave"
>pack up and finish in a defunct business's lot about 15 miles away
20 minutes was probably enough. Still felt like I fucked it up driving on garbage Castrol oil on the streets for so long before swapping to the viscous Kaaz shit.
>like fourth heavy snowfall in a week
>pick up pic related in pic related pickup
>been going stir crazy alone not able to go anywhere
>slide around mall parking lot doing donuts and ramping/obliterating plowed piles
>mall security cautiously creeps up in their tracker with the light bar on (thought the mall was closed)
>"Did you think it was a good idea to do donuts in the mall parking lot?"
>"Well, I obviously did" (she's losing her shit)
>"I can't have you doing that"
>"You're the boss, Bro"
>Try to throw snow on him as I tear out but don't fishtail enough
>LS1 gto with some random exhaust
>going 10mph thru food lion parking lot across front of store
>middle-aged man and his wife out of nowhere
>push clutch in and rumble to 4k for funsies
>man stops and visibly holds on to his wife staring in middle of road
>she tugs him across
>park and walk in with wife
>they're waiting at door and the man explodes with questions
>mfw grown ass man busted a nut in a Food Lion parking lot, just hearing my exhaust
>learning how to drive manual
>my dad keeps telling me to give it more gas
>fuckit
>rev to 5000rpm(on a diesel) and dump the clutch, foot to the floor through the gears in a suburban neighborhood
>mfw it was the first time I didn't stall
When I first got Frs I would do drift around the middle of the empty mall. Did it for whole month every morning At 3am.
One day security got fed up with it and called the police. Popo showed up and asked what am I doing. I let them know which store I owned in that mall and security guard got fired for harassing one of tenants.
believable
>night time
>sipping on 44oz coke
>start driving around the local highschool area
>see couple of girls coming off of the track
>do a sick slide in between their cars
>they run after me
>gtfo of there
I used to do donuts and burnouts all of the highschool area before I moved. The school ended up getting pissy about it or something so they had cops patrol the area and stake it out. I would just do donuts in the area where they werent sitting and skoot outta there. Now there's no more cops but im guessing if i keep this shit up again there will be.
You don't have to believe but I do feel bad for that gaurd. He was nice guy too.
O well I am sure he learned his lesson to never call police on Asian guy
>a three rotor FC, sw20 and a zzw30 go out on a night cruise
>pull over to the side of the road to talk a bit
>everyone who passes slows right the fuck down and just stares while creeping by
>doing handbrake driftoru in 2" of fresh-fallen snow in my FWD shitbox at mall
>security guard appears from nowhere
"Hey, you almost ripped a full 360° earlier, it was impressive. But I need to ask you to go somewhere else."
Guardbro was cool.
I can only picture you as being 40+ years old and driving an IROC Camaro.
Aaron? Jack?
>be me
>be 2002 x type
>the only time you can have fun is in the rain where I live
>doing jew turn
>slide sideways through jew turn
>freak out black girl jay walking in rain
>Drive FWD V6 shitbox
>Just finished a bunch of top end work on it at around 1am
>Decide to go put it through some high intensity testing to see if my guess work paid off
>Drive like a cunt to the local walmart to grab some groceries
>Starts raining really heavily
>Not even 150m down the road is a huge high school parking lot
>Play some meme music and get to it
>Start doing some skids and checking things under the hood periodically
>Some guy in a chevy equinox stops in the middle of the road for a second and watches
>Have a few other people creep when passing my autistic late night antics
>Engine hasn't given me any shit or lost any oil
>Head home
>Notice a county sheriff headed towards the school on my way back home
I spent probably 30 minutes sliding around in that parking lot.
what is it about Kohl's parking lots that trigger me to do skidz
Just admit you like her, buddy
I regret clicking on this thread
Nice get
When did I ever say I didn't like her?
Things that never happened
He probably owned a tiny vape cart in that one corridor no one walks through.
>bought a beat e36 328i
>previous owner fucking straight piped it
>I'll have some fun before I put a muffler on
>go to a secluded parking lot and rev it to shit
>see a police car and shit my pants
>he definitely could hear me blocks away
>he continues driving by
>be me, 18yo highschooler in Southern PA
>We get 1ft of snow overnight so school is cancelled
>Own a '93 Rolla shitbox with the 7afe and a slushbox
>Love it to death and beat the piss out of it everywhere
>Decided to do some sikk lowspeed skidz in my neighborhood because it's 10am and no kids are out playing yet so it's deathly quiet
>Go out and have a fuckin blast ripping the hand real and drifting turns at 10mph
>Come back home after 15min of fun
>20min later I'm watching TV and a cop knocks on the front door
>"Sir we had a call from one of your neighbors about someone driving recklessly in the neighborhood"
>The only tire tracks in the neighborhood are coming in and out of my driveway, there's no denying it
>"Yes officer that was me, but I made sure I was going slow and wasn't putting anyone or anything in danger"
>"If you want to do that again soon, just go do it somewhere else because obviously your neighbors don't like it. I'll have to ticket you if you do it again and they complain again"
>"Thanks officer I understand"
Thanks brocifer, you understood.
I was mad one day because my job had fucked up my hours so I got a small paycheck in(I resolved the situation I just got annoyed from them doing it here and there)and I drove to idyllwild for a drive to calm down and when I was leaving there I saw a 240sx in front of me and I past by him then I see the guy catching up and from there I thought the guy was mad or something because the guy was going pretty fast until we started to hit curves and windy roads I lost him and being me I thought he just turned into some other road but no he found me at a gas station eating and asked me if my car was moded and such and I told him it was stock he looked under the hood and car and told me that I was pretty good but I didn't know we were racing and I was only driving like a mad man because I thought the guy got mad because I passed him
>what is punctuation
Sorry I'm at work and I'm to lazy to punctuate on a phone do you forgive me user?
>Be 18
>On rural backroads with a Mustang full of friends
>Foggy spring night (Still snow on the ground)
>Burning out, fishtailing, drinking, having fun
>Stop on known straight stretch, no visibility, start 2 tire fire
>Suddenly, dark figure in the fog, snowball hits center windshield
>Friend driving pulls e-brake 180
>I lean out passenger window, scream death threats at shadowy figure
>Cannot see anyone
2 days later, our local small town newspaper runs a piece about how someone tried to run over a Councillor running for mayor during his nightly walk and he had to jump into the ditch to escape. Death threats were shouted as well. Police were investigating.
>go to local park
>do some skidz
>as im doing a crazy one, truckerbro drives past
>truckerbro gives thumbs up
>i give thumbs up back as i struggle to not run into tree
feels good man
how old is your girl?
She'll be 16 this coming November
when are you planning on trading her in for a newer model?
I've seen this episide
>out one dark night
>see an suv sitting in a baseball parking lot
>probably some teenagers buttfucking
>decide to scare them in pickup truck
>charge straight for them
>initial drifto around them
>blue lights
>I had just scared the shit out of a police officer in a tahoe
>I was like 14 at the time
>literally just told me to call my parents and made one of them drive the truck home
>got away with it
Bitch nigga shouldn't throw shit at people's cars if he doesn't want to get threatened.
Ok so i have this aero 80 Honda moped, me and my friend fixed it up and we both went riding on it with his big ass speaker bungee corded on the back, we took it to the highschool to sell weed, this is an unregistered uninsured pos and neither of us had motorcycle endorsements (fucking stupid that you need it for this) and a cop pulled us over but he didn't see the drugs or the pellet gun i had for no real reason
>me and friends go to walmart to buy lightsabers
>rollin back to our hangout parking lot via long stretch of road
>i'm swinging my lightsaber out of the driver seat of my spitfire
>friend is swinging his me from other friend's 240z
>at 40 mph
>other car trailing behind us. Probably enjoying the show
>i radio 240z friend that i need gas
>pull into lane to turn into gas station, see car behind us pass
>it a cop
That footage is somewhere. I can only imagine. I still wonder why.
>do the same thing down the 101 at 55 mph the next day and make the dirt circles in the dirt
Good day
no.
phoneposters need to fuck off.
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