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Mei!

Junkrat is good and has a purpose

Find a flaw.

in this game owing to blizzard's garbage game design if a hero isnt op and therefore a must pick then hes garbage

Jamison Fawkes! And Gabriel Reyes!

I want to get high quality medical service for free from doctor Ziegler!

Here comes T.Racer!

he's not my bf

>going to a business meeting with your tit out
why is genji so obscene?

I fucking hate mercy players so much, holy shit

don't worry about it

i cant believe sombra is 30

his in game abilities

otherwise he's perfect

nth for Bleu

Play what you have fun with and don't let anyone ever tell you to switch.

As soon as you start switching to placate team mates the game stops being fun.

my aim is true

>Didn't reach the my target this season
>there was time to try climb but afraid of a losing streak

who else is in this boat?

>Mercy players think they're actually skilled for holding lmb all match, occasionally pressing shift and then hitting Q when they realize they fucked up

Ironically this also describes Winston players, but Winston players don't act like smug cunts, they're cool dudes who like playing as a gorilla man

>dude who was playing hanzo all game getting literally no kills switches to Winston when there is 10 second left
>hey, I switched and it didn't work, see how it wasn't Hanzo's fault?

I wonder if I'm just getting baited or if these people are genuinely retarded.

>4mb png

by the time this loads or australians it would have been deleted

>when a Widow single handedly carries the enemy team since no one can get around Eichenwalde's chokepoint and Pharah wants to just die 10 times before switching

>tfw no cool blue gf

>when the widow on your team never leaves spawn because there is a single tracer spawncamping and she can't aim

...

Hana is for sex

>but Winston players don't act like smug cunts
This right here is the sign of a true mercy main.

ok so i know its still early and the event has 2 weeks but assuming worst case scenario should i finish unlocking all the dance emotes or continue saving up for 76 and pharah skins?

there will likely be better skins released for those 2 but its unlikely we will get better emotes than the dance emotes anytime soon

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>pedo

>When you single ult a half dead widow in qp for funsies

This so fucking much

>go to the payload
>5 enemies waiting for me there
>die
>check where my teammates are
>5 of them struggling to take down a single tracer on spawn

This is on Masters.

I want to go bike riding with Fareeha

>for free

>be McCree on defense
>sit outside enemy spawn at start
>wait for last enemy to run out
>stun and kill
>run away laughing as the rest of the enemies don't even realize what just happened

Nuthin personal, partner

>playing qp at any point after level 25

neck yourself

I find the idea of Sombra and Widow applying makeup and engaging in gossip before going out on a high stakes assassination Talon mission to be quite humorous

>their widow is GM
>your widow is low plat

>when an enemy Widow headshots your entire team on the first point of King's Row and there's nothing you can do because she practically can sit in spawn and see the point

>tfw defend as Widow after 1st point is taken on Eichenwalde
>keep the enemy team in their spawn
Arcade is a joy. >tfw it'll never happen in comp

>DIe die pyama
top level art, would give the artist money if I had any left in my budget.

>that pic

S/he's right tho? I'm not gonna chase your ass as Ana because you decided to wait in front of the enemy spawn.

My meme is notice by Chu

ORISA IS THE CUTEST OVERWATCH!

*sees you through a 3 pixel wide gap for .5 seconds*
*takes half your hp*

how can you defend this shit?

Beautiful

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Reinhardt is fun.
>Earthshatter still can stun people on and behind the payload

>mercy main attempts to bait in order to change the conversation

stop

Orisa is literally wife material, all other girls are sluts

Free weekenders are so cute :3

that image holy shit lmao
it's like they don't realize mercy is so easy you can know all of her mechanics without even playing her

>trying to brush up on my Ana play
>constantly get dived by Genji, Tracer, Winston, Reaper, etc
>no one on my team will assist me and I just die over and over
>our tanks spam I NEED HEALING mere seconds after a Winston jumped over their heads and started zapping me to death

Any hero who does not have at least 50% pick rate in pro tourneys must be underpowered!!!

*blocks your path*

>that time when torb was overpowered on console because console shitters cant aim

Mercy rides em hard and shatters your pelvis

>double enemy sniper
>stand in the same place
>people just die and respawn to go back to poking them until they get killed in one hit

FUuuuuuuck this game is so triggering.

If anything Torbjorn's turret needs a buff, honestly

How can someone be so perfect?

*flies over it*
*shoots you in the face*
*get frozen*
*have enough hp to still shoot you in the face afterwards*
*get burst out of my meka*
*fuck you cunt do you think i would ever take my finger off the m1 button you're getting shot in the face*

I just want to blow a load on her brown tummy desu

this general really does complain about every fucking hero

Hey daddyo

youtube.com/watch?v=Ez6qZdL0XtE

How McCree managed to get so drunk he managed to miss Junkers planning a heist literally next to him?

BJORN?

Why is this game so frustrating to play compared to TF2

Trombone turret is made from tin foil and dies garbage dps. Tobjorn is a shit tier hero.

Did Doomguy fuck a pit lord while rampaging through hell?

Smaller team size, you can't get away with having 2 or 3 shitters on the team.

HANZO'S SUCH A RETARDED FUCKING CHARACTER FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>want to chill in qp and have some fun games.
>never have fun in qp games.
>every single game is just 5dps autists on your team.
>enemy team alsways has a tank and smoe form of healer.
>enemy team usually has players over 500+ sr over you.
>get shitstomped every game.

How can anyone actually have fun playing QP unless they're some kind of vapid healslut?

he drank too much and blacked out
that boy needs to get to AA

SKAHTTAH

torb is literally a must pick on total mayhem because turret has 600 hp and 1.6k when molten cored

Imagine Roadhog trying to sit on one of those chairs.

STRIKE AT THE HEART

THE MINUSCULE MAN

But Roadhog and Junkrat were long gone by then going by the holiday comic.

Aiming on console is actually easy as shit with all the handicaps they give everyone, turning around is the issue.

Sounds like me desu

>Hey daddyo
I want this skin now. Fucking Blizz and their rng kike bullshit.

Junkrat buff

Increase health to 275
2 traps
faster mine

You just forgot about what made TF2 frustrating because all the good players left.
>Demoman with Loch n Load+ Charge shield + Eyelander
>Soldiers who use the "Charge up your rockets and fire them all at the same time" rockets PERFECTLY
>Immortal Black Box Soldiers
>Soldiers in general
>Random crits
Honestly fuck TF2 looking back.

total mayhem is a stupid meme mode and Zarya dominates it with her fucking bubbles

SAUCE

>E's you for 100 damage

He does work more as a brick wall tank than he does a squishy dps. He would still be countered by Zarya.

How many competitive points will you be getting in five hours, /owg/?

What golden gun are you going to buy?

>winston running circles around a bastion tickling him to death .webm

Is hammer a gun?

Because it was a lot more memey and people didn't even play it in a competitive manner. Most maps were heavily skewed towards either team so people just took turns winning and that was okay.

Place your bets

>tfw heroes will never have varied melee damage

Winston and Mercy should not do the same amount of melee damage

HP 250
mine knock back increased
Arch reduced slightly
6 bombs rather than 5

Behind makes sense because its a floating car.

3 grey 1 blue or 2 blue 2 grey

Consider using the "step out of the way" strat. Counters a lot of abilities

3000
symm gun because I'm a filthy no brain, no aim symm main

It was never their intention to make it so that it can't stun people on or behind the payload.
Also with this update Rein's abilities are all bugged and have a huge delay if you have anything above 40ms and his M1 hammer swings in order to register a hit need to finish the whole animation.
In other words wait for fix, avoid playing Rein right now.