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COMPETITIVE SEASON 4 AND THE FREE WEEKEND BOTH END MAY 29 AT 0:00 UTC.
ANNIVERSARY EVENT ENDS JUNE 12.

~2 hours until S4 ends

>Anniversary Event page
playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/anniversary/

>Event Item Tracker
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/ANNIVERSARY_2017

>Overwatch Contenders league
overwatchcontenders.com/

>Latest PC live patch notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc/

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

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first for widowmaker

fist for widowmaker

The free weekend ends May 29 at 11:59 PM PT, not at 0:00 UTC.
I was gonna fix this in the next thread but this OP decided to make it 25 posts early.

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>Another game of Mystery where the enemy team rolls Zarya/Orisa/Ana/Roadhog off the bat and wins the game without a hint of effort

xD

>meme pick hanzo in comp for shits and giggles
>rarely play this guy in general
>17-4 first round
Wow i should play more hanshit

Here comes T.Racer!

Every character is gay.

ur mom a shit

sucks for you fag

Who do you want to get beach summer skins?

fist four widowmakers

what did he mean by this?

Well, no. Hanzo's a pretty depressed shit, Widow has no emotions, Reaper's in a state of constant of pain.

>Forced losses

uh oh, looks like you've had too many good games, how about we just give you progressively worse and worse players until you FUCKING LOSE.

I'ts either a free win for a retard being carried, or an auto loss for you, some FUCKING STUPID forced loss bullshit

Probably that it sucks for you, fag

everyone

it's interesting how the human mind is capable of coming up theories like this to deal with frustration

they remove headshots on all heros that aren't sniper heroes

what happens to the game

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

Overwatch.
Yes or no?

Charleston dance maximized my banter power after Team Kills and getting On Fire

I hope that's not permanent.

nst for Widowmaker

You're technically correct.

But that doesn't stop Hanzo and Reaper from liking it up the ass.

You mean Sombra.

Cyborg weeb's with the Swiss healslut.

>3000 credits for a skin of someone wearing trunks
Not sure if worth it

>we'll never have d.va on a one-piece swimsuit designed after her plug suit
Thanks SJWs

>that fucking shimmy
Gets me every time.

it becomes even less mechanically intensive and good players that can actually aim become even less differentiated from the shitters thanks to the skill gap compression

>Want all the dances for salt potential after team kills or POTGs
>18K gold for all of them

Tattoos tend to be, user.

>Rein in swimtrunks waving a sunbathing bed instead of a hammer

Man I would pay 6k.

What about this shimmy?

>2 losses in a row so the game spends 2+ minutes looking for the mentally disabled team you can beat
>2 wins in a row so the game spends 2+ minutes looking for somehow misranked precision aiming gods that will stomp you
the frustration is real

>implying Hanzo didn't get a buff
Reaper's the only one taking it up the ass.

Getting a tattoo is disgusting enough. Getting cringey shit like that as your tattoo is a whole new level

D.va telling it like it is

What blizzard said about new rewards for competitve points?
(I don't watch videos from clickbait youtubers, sorry)

I wanna rest my face on Widow's booty

Everyone. Would be amusing to see Genji spray paint trunks on his cyborg body.

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THEY SHOULD HAVE USED THIS TIME TO MAKE HIM DANCE THE HARUHI THING WHAT THE HELL

That they will probably not add any because they don't want to force player that would otherwise not play comp do it just to get the rewards.

>Implying your waifu doesn't have tattoos
>Impling she doesn't have a thing for tattoos

What reason is there for a Mercy not to change to Ana/Lucio

It's permanent.
And she's a Symmetra main.

pretty simple thing that happens constantly. to deny it means its you that has the mental illness.

Why are her legs so long

>mei will probably not get another legendary for summer because she got the shitty bee legendary for the anniversary

Fuck

>not swapping the mask for a snorkel

Fuck it.
I'm getting my torb gun.

Of course, they wouldn't give her a summer skin that reveals her true slim silhouette.

How's my tattoo?

if you were to think of it logically for a second you'd realize making such a system is impossible

also i don't experience that, sure bad matches happen but there is no logic to it in terms of win or loss streaks

>holding out on Defense for 8 whole minutes
>lose the game because the enemy team all presses Q at the same time

What a fun game this is.

Can't vouch for myself, but i have two friends that had Hanzo's dragon tattoo.
Except one looks incredibly shoddy while the other looks amazing.
It mostly depends on what you want to mark your body with.

kind of cool, I don't personally like tattoos in general tho, especially not video game themed ones

Just look at the sadness and disappointment in his face

no, it wouldnt be impossible, not at all.

its actually quite simple, players with higher kd/ high healing, etc get queued with worse in the same rating.

'Stralians by default are already weebs. You can't make them anymore weeby with the Haruhi dance.

No she doesn't. My waifu actually has decency and respect for herself desu

>not saving ults to counter ult
l2p

Chinese new year already show how slim she is even with the square butt.

>Decide to read some fan stories about Talon Tracer
>There's like three decently written stories tops and all of those are some weird AU bullshit with good widowmaker or something

Why tho?

They can't play Ana/Lucio at all.

>Zenyatta in a coconut bikini and hula headdress

All girls like tatted up bad boys tho
You know it's true, why do you fight it?

wow i bought a figdet spinner the other day and i think this thing has cured my depression

You know it's bad

I'm not one of those faggots who hates tattoos on principle just because it's the cool thing to do on Veeky Forums, but damn dude your tattoo is just poorly done.

In the future if you get a tattoo, go to a shop that you know will do a good job, and spend a proper amount of money.

What is /owg/'s views on this whole ~golden lootbox~ "leak"

Which ones have you read? I can rec you. Overwatch Widowmaker isn't that bad to balance things out anyway.

Reaper is my waifu.

What if Ana jammed her Nanoboost into your dick?

more signs the game is dead

>true silhouette
Thick or slim, she's still my waifu

If you're under 5.5" it'd probably explode

No idea what could it mean
People are becoming too obsessed with cosmetics
Soon they will buy gloves for 400$

Taking it up the ass is not necessarily a bad thing user.

>Pounding Ana
>Stamina's running low
>She stabs you with the boost
>"GET BACK IN THE FIGHT!"

if it means more fucking ugly golden cosmetics i don't give a shit

like i have i think 5 different golden guns unlocked as it stands and i don't have any of them equipped because they're so uggs

tfw rocking to your hero

running

>haven't had a proper erection for like 5 years
i'd go for it desu

Seeing that Reaper's the only one, it probably is.

Is the timing for things fucked up right now? I'm recalling and dying right as I start it. 30ms too so I knkw that aint it.

>2017
>being a braindead metaslave

Why are you even playing videogames?

I'd need it too if i had to fuck a granny.

>reading fan fiction
Why tho?

McCree is dropped so hard from meta he shows up in Paladins

Does anyone feel it's a bit strange that she isn't doing the Running Man?

I mean this is really great but if there was a single dance move I'd have associated with a character who goes fast and runs loads and even has a literal olympic sprinter skin it'd be the running man

>Blizzard removes competitive points from the game

What the heck happens now, /owg/!?

Jamison Fawkes!

That's a nice OP, user! Do you have a source, by any chance?

Phamercy, for one

when does the new season starts?

Wait what.

30th

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Is there any Ana momdom?

Meta has nothing to do with it, Mercy is just a shit character my friend.