ITT: we post the cars we drive and other anons stereotype them

2002 Trans Am WS6

Inb4 mullet

Fug that hurt. You described me and why I hate myself perfectly

Except it isn't. It is a coupe based off of the 370Z with a longer wheel base, 4 door variant.

I don't think pictures do it justice. I think it's far more striking in person.

But looks are subjective anyway.

>paying out the ass for a coupe

I drive these

>18k and under for a low miles car
>expensive

What did he mean by this?

Responsible 27 year old who works some kind of blue collar day job

Your parents told you to pick out a car but that's the only one they agreed to buy.

Was going to buy a Miata until he realized he'd have to drive after October.

Has a job title that is something along the lines of "Junior Associate of Financial Marketing Sales Development." Wonders what kind of scotch would impress the boss.

A practical fellow who found the best way to spend $500 on Craigslist.

Is tired of being pulled over for being black despite being white.

Because everyone understands the Jeep Thing now.

Wants compliments from girls. Gets compliments from young guys with neck tattoos and old men who tried growing Burt Reynolds mustaches in their 20s. Ask me how I know.

Doesn't really love her, but traded his Cobalt SS for the Saturn when he got married because the baby's on the way.

You're using your freedom and money to its fullest right now. Long-term girlfriend wonders when you'll propose.

The accuracy of that statement is spot the fuck on. Literally only old dudes or sketchy looking dudes have complimented it.

FUCKING KEK

My coworkers and I are rollin

>Dope car, yo. Fuckin' sick scoops.

Or

>Reminds me of my brother's 1970 Boss 302. 'Course he never was the same after coming back from the 'nam. Killed his wife and then shot himself in the car.

I bet you can’t guess my facial hair

>tfw I used to think the SN95 looked like a weak girl's car
>tfw it now looks objectively masculine and I even find it somewhat attractive compared to today's modern cars

Jesus Christ what a horrible time to be alive.

soul patch with some dried cum around your lips

i already know what you unoriginal people will say

My last girlfriend is the only person I've known with a Cooper S, so I'd say you're a 42-year-old Filipino-American woman with a good job and a high sex drive. You like deepthroat and anal but you accuse your boyfriend of cheating on you when he doesn't return your dozens of texts within an hour.

>posts the most tasteless, unoriginal car of all time

There's really nothing left to say at this point.

But im happy it's been treating me right in the snow for 9 years.

You're working on your degree in music while playing violin professionally. Your girlfriend is an artist who...Oh fuck it who am I kidding. VAPE NATION YO SNAPBACK LYFE

hahahaha

Go to bed, Jay

Hahahahaha WRONG
Unemployed social reject in college

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You could've chosen any color, but you chose that.

my first thought

ironic, considering these coloured mustangs won't age like wine at all - they'll age like rancid dog shit

was the same color as my old vett. nostalgia/10

Judge me plebs

Oh ok, that makes it good then.

guessing the company you work for went public, and you do not know how to manage money well...

my old vet. RIP

I just can't into stereo typing. Either I'm too nice, or too autistic.

Nig or wig
Look at my super awesome Japanese car
Wonders why women like it (it's a woman's car)
Utilitarian
Look I just graduated
Wants to be utilitarian but spends too much money
Your wonder why girls don't like you a lot
Skinny kid who acts tough
I literally know nothing about cars
Likes to impress people with his stuff
Same as above, but maybe with kids?
Mustang fan, but can't afford a new one or a classic (struggle is real bro)
Lumberjack who saves on gas
Vape nation!
Color blind mustang fan
Its a fiero

Paid for with my own money not parents

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That's just CVPI shitposting, he is literally a janitor at an IT company.

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Why does that "lambo" have a chevy 5 lug pattern?

I always liked the look of these. looks like if Wilford brimbly was a German car.

First part is actually me (not the user you replied to)

wanted a boring shitbox... bought a boring shitbox
gets angry when people have techincal misconceptions about his car
female teenager, most likely democrat
stoner
reads SHTF magazines and actually believes that if something costs more, it is better
masshole.png
"subie"
has genuinely good taste in paint
nice
just got a conditional job offer at a law firm and decided to sign away his paycheck immediately after college

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forgot my pic lol

I'm rather large and tend to keep to myself, actually

parts of this car have been repainted a few times...

Has a Chevy engine too, crybaby

How would a C4 be as a DD? Been thinking about it.

The whole front was repainted a couple years ago because it was in an accident. The rest of the body may or may not have had a maaco paint job at some point, but it's really messed up. I bought it like this because I don't care about paint and it drives straight.
I may just paint it black or something eventually myself.

You're either a hot teenage slut with a rich dad, or a dirty Arab and your dad is a sheik

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did not really get comments on my car in the year or so i had it. everything worked and it was clean.

when i took the targa out i would get glances. girlfriend at the times only comment was "This car is really low, like were like sitting on the road"

Front office worker named Vanessa who's going back to school for an associate's. Likes Imagine Dragons and constantly complains about her life on social media while posting motivational images on weekends after she's been going hard on the wine. Really likes large dogs.

Considered buying a Focus ST but believes he needed the space and that his friends would actually need rides from him. Potentially has a gf that he's considering impregnating for similar reasons.

daddy's money

Damn that stings user

Nah I don't have kids lol I just love 5ers

Your wife picked it, and then decided she wanted to drive your car didn't she? A decade later your still driving it.

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Daddy's money but is dad himself

>daddy's money
>a fucking 2 series

You serious dude?

Wants to be outdoorsy. Probably uses reddit but shit talks it on Veeky Forums.

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secretly wishes he was Australian

Is actually one of the few white CRX owners. Bought it off an old guy. Impeccable taste. Headed towards great success in life without compromise. Has an amazing gf and fantastic family. A+

Need more stereotypes in this thread. I'll get this going.

Nigger.

hates leftists and mustang owners, but probably tolerates camaro owners

Naked Florida Man Drives GTO Through an Orlando Denny's restaurant Killing Three illegal Immigrants - Receives Probation

I wouldn't even say secretly.
Fuck I live in FL. You already win.

when you just got to go 198mph into bankruptcy

roast mi

you already toasted amigo

Kek

2 of those things are wrong, but thats a pretty good guess

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Fire away

nice Honda

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>has corvette wheels
>like every other camaro/trans am
>Not a corvette
Lol

A car? What for?

>sad about wheels

Are you cop?

Have at me, 86 Lebaron Turbo, 88 Thunderbird Turbo Coupe

>couldn't afford the actual thing

Yep. Rocking the 07 GTI until my Model 3 comes in 2019.

>Wants compliments from girls. Gets compliments from young guys

my red trans am actually gets more positive attention from females

males just try to act like its not impressive to make themselves feel less inferior

What kind of absolute turd buckets were these guys driving to feel inferior to a fucking trans am?

da ba dee da ba daa

Do your worst

1988 Mercedes Benz 300E

Do your worst.

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AE86 is the weeaboo car but What is the "rich/successful/respectable weeaboo" car?

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