Has longpost guy posted recently...

has longpost guy posted recently? I haven't seen a thread in so long I forgot his handle and had to look it up from a screencap.

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82.199.155.15/pdf/Tales From The Dealership.pdf
biway.com.au/download/Tales_From_The_Dealership.pdf
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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I think he found a more respectable job, like ivory hunting.

He bought a Fiat and probably lost all his money paying for repairs

F

Since everyone loves these dumbasses, I'll provide one.

>> Accidentally save up 6k through inadvertant state savings program (Overtaxed)
>> Pay 4300 cash, straight up, for a 2006 RX8 from a private buyer.
>> Own car whole and outright
>> Spend far too much to reset the the maintenance, getting all the juices changes
>> Car blows an ignition coil
>> E500 replacing the coils
>> Car blows the cat soon after
>> Drilled that fucker
>> Failed NCT with suspension damage
>> Repaired for thirty quid
>> Got a 2 year NCT on a decade old car
>> Shock collapses on a trackday, leading to an evil spin that wrecks a tyre
>> 900 squidleighs for new suspension, and fitting, because I can't do it at home with the tools I have.
>> Brake disks ruined and worn by time and a stone being dragged around.
>> Spend money on new brake disks all round. 300 or so for the dunnerplates, the pads and the fluid. Another 150 to a local shadetree to fit. Because I can't open two seized bolts with my impact,
>> 60 quid every 4-6 moinths in oil and filters
>> 200 quid on two sets of sparks
>> 400 quid on tyres including punctures
>> More than one cars to admit on petrol.
>> And now it's overheating with the AC on - either a duff fan, or something more expensive
>>Not One Fucking Regret

It also could be your radiator desu, or low on coolant. If its full on coolant and the fan is working overtime, the rad could be clogged.

Rad's expensive and I'll end up putting an alloy radiator on it too. I've a nasty habit of replacing broken parts wioth 'good' parts.

The only thing that hasn't broken on it is the fuckin' engine - even if it is trying so hard.

omg who cares about cars. they're so boring.

Any more stories from this guy too?

I'm still around

LPG was working at a dealership while doing his grad program; he finished school and presumably quit the job. He probably lurks around without his trip.

i'm the real LPG

evidently you don't you no car bus riding degenerate nigger

PLEASE tell me you have more stories!!
I fucking LOVE reading these stories!!

im not a degenerate??

What do you do for work now?

Dont respond to alphonse
He posts gruff videogame men and doesnt actually believe anything he posts, so long as it trolls ANYONE

you're kinda wrong. im still a misanthropist but you have a point.

I missed you you're my hero

You can repay me with pictures of your penis

Anyone got the PDF?

Don't respond to alphonse you dumb shit. It is not hard. If you see some gay picture or a WE WUZ picture it's him.

82.199.155.15/pdf/Tales From The Dealership.pdf

Fucking read this gold 3 times now, still chuckle hard at some of the stories

Link's dead :v

biway.com.au/download/Tales_From_The_Dealership.pdf