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Golden hammer edition

COMPETITIVE SEASON 5 STARTS MAY 31 AT 5:00 PM (PT).
ANNIVERSARY EVENT ENDS JUNE 12.

>Anniversary Event page
playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/anniversary/

>Event Item Tracker
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/ANNIVERSARY_2017

>Latest live PC patch notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc/

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source/Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal Stats and Leaderboards
overbuff.com/
masteroverwatch.com

>eSports Info and Contenders League
over.gg/
gosugamers.net/overwatch
overwatchcontenders.com/

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Mei!

ORISA IS FOR IMPREGNATING!

So what golden dick extended did you buy, /owg/?

DVa is fun. Why didn't anyone tell me?

Here comes T.Racer!

Lucio. It makes me better at him.

Is a fat cow!

I like Mei!

Orisa is an adaptive AI. It is not a person. It is not even on the level of Zenyatta.

Golden doomfist.

Will I like this game if I'm conservative?

Post sadness.

All the better!

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I don't see why not. I'm leaning that way thanks to getting older and still play it.

Post Lucio memes

>flamethrower is too violent
>but electrocution isn't
Don't give me that rubbish, Genji babbling uubrlbrbrhlbrlhlbhl as he runs from Winston is no different to Genji screaming AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH as he runs from a flamethrower hero
Just imagine somebody who could melt ice walls.

Reminder that Torbmains are bros.

They get every potg and give you armor, unlike useless filthy weebs Hanzomains

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Orisa is free thinking, she frequently disobeys her programming and states so.

>I am programmed to deter violence, however, I have made an exception

>this is a fat cow for this user

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>Genji

so FUCKING ANNOYING

>deflect spam
>dash spam
>double jump

nice camera bullshit, its easy as fuck and smooth playing genji, but against one the camera is fucked and you have to predict where he will go rather than use fucking eyesight.

also his ult is bullshit and im sick of this spergo deciding games

fucking cock sucker

Mei is such a porker. Why is she so popular?

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>mfw after a year of playing I found out the sound of his turret dying wasn't Torb himself but the turret

When the turret dies it sounds just like him

Haven't picked yet, might just go with one of my lowest playtime heroes for the hell of it.

>doing some 1v1 for fun
>am pretty bad at genji, but pick him anyways because the other two choices are hanzo whom im even worse at and zenyatta who is not good for 1v1
>kill the other guy by some luck with 30 hp left
>dude insta-leaves and i can only assume commits sodoku

why are weeabos so shameful

have you shit on weebs today /ow?

>zenyatta bitching at winston for not killing the tracer in every encounter

In what universe does this chap live in where he thinks winston wins the 1v1 with a tracer who isnt on cooldown and is of functioning intelligence

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Is he deaf?

fuck you selfish cunts

die

Thicc meme and she's Asian

Real answer is flamethrower hero doesn't really brings anything new and pretty hard to balance
I mean Pyro is trash for 10 years straight
Even toxic based hero is more likely in distant future, because you can just reuse Widow venom main effects

Getting electrocuted by Winston produces a comedic "getting electrocuted" sound from the victim that certainly doesn't happen in real life and it doesn't even calcify the victim like a high amperage charge running through your body for an extended amount of time would.

Meanwhile, there's no funny way to convey someone being on fire, and it would make even less sense for the flames to leave the corpses uncharred than it does with the lightning gun.

Blew out his eardrums, so yes.

Would you a Nico Reaper?

daily reminder pharah is bi and wants to put her peepee in mercy

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

>there's no funny way to convey someone being on fire

What's the best Junkrat skin

SEASON 5 SOON

SHOULD I MAIN SOMBRA AND DO ALL MY PLACEMENT MATCHES AS SOMBRA?

That's how you get hepatitis.

Nah TF2 already did comedic burning alive
DOT heroes ar just trash, that's main problem

that's how you get tinitus

>Meanwhile, there's no funny way to convey someone being on fire
bullshit they did it all the time in tf2 and who cares about "make sense" when explosions keep bodies totally intact don't be so full of shit

The Genji and Tracer can work with you seeing as you're Lucio and you can dive comp. The other three, not so much.

Fatty fetishists and fatties are becoming more accepted than shamed in todays culture so they're pouring out

>there's no funny way to convey someone being on fire

well, he's right about the fat tits you know

So your solution is to plaster a meme on the screen every time someone gets lit up?

Toasted, Jailbird or Dr Junkenstien

rusted with heroic highlight intro

I want pharah to put her penis inside me instead

I-I swear I'll get out of bronze this season ;_;

Mei isn't fat though, she's thicc. Her waist is really thin on her chinese new year skin she just has massive thick legs and ass for some reason.

I'M BURNIN

I'M BURNIN UP

FIRE FIRE FIRE

Genji licks Angela's clam.

YES

see you in three days

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>Mercy

AOE reduced to 10m


you wanna res?

get close

oh yeah forgot

>no more invulnerability
>no more dashing to corpses

FUCKI{NG NIGGER BITCH

FUCKING CUNT

FUCKING NIGGER

LE SPAM ULT

MOST FUCKING UTLS PER CHARACTER PER ROuND

FUCK YOU BITCH

I FUCKING KILL YOU AND YOU JUST LE WALK BACK AND RES LE SO GUD

FUCK YOU

>TF2 burning is comedic

It is the absolute worst way to die in that game and when they are on fire, it's pretty much the only time the characters are actually panicked and sound like it.

Sure, it's steeped in the same exaggeration as everything else in the game, but remains the most "serious" way to die in the game.

nah

Fucking disgusting Chinese bitch isn't "thicc" she's just built like a rescue hero.

Yeah, the first thing I thought was TF2 and the FIRE FIRE FIRE screams

FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

how did you know he was a weeabo user? you rationalized picking Genji, maybe he did the same.

You forgot spy "i do believe i'm on fire"

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>someone catches on fire
>biotic grenade doesn't amp healing but it puts it out
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>quickplay is terrible
>off-season is full of chucklefucks

I wish season 5 would start already.

I AM ON FIRE AND I MOST DEFINITELY REQUIRE AN EXTINGUISHER

Fire, fire, fire! I. AM. ON. FIRE!

Quickplay is a fucking disaster when Comp is down, Jesus Christ.

>Bunch of tryhard Offense mainers all crying we have no healer/tank when you're already filling one of those roles, and they refuse to switch

>it's pretty much the only time the characters are actually panicked and sound like it.
youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I

Dunno man, I find scout burning screams funny
It's really cartoonish, it can't be really compared to realistic burning up.

So let me get something clear. You're expecting real world realism from a video game that has:
>a talking space monkey from the moon
>half the cast wearing spandex/no armor in a combat situation
>people coming back from the dead
>sentient thinking machines
>mei's freeze gun

That's what you're asking for? Realism in THAT setting?

Good times. I remembered using a strange one and got it all the way to Hale's Own.

Yes but artists will almost always take it comicaly high levels and everyone will just go under the mindset that its how she has to be. Its like when a girl has slightly above average tits compared to most of the female cast, then artists give them cowtits

>Tryhard comp babs
>And free weekend literal babies
Perfect storm to be honest

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What about like comedic ooh ooh aah aah like when you eat something that's too hot.

HE HAS A POWERFUL WEAPON
HE CHARGES A MILLION A SHOT

AN ASSASSIN, WHO'S SECOND TO NONE!
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN!

>cast has 3 robots
>possibly more coming out
>people want a flamethrower hero

Robots don't catch fire you twats, least you want is a fucking red hot robot chasing after your ass terminator style.

> remains the most "serious" way to die in the game.
You're a crazy

Literally be patient and wait two days

I'm not sure if you are agreeing with me or not.

>The enemies laugh hard as you backstab them
This is why I kept Pyrovision back then

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>Mercy

ult charge increased by 500%

>Genji

Deflect now has a .75 second start up to prevent cheap reflects that dont line up to animations

>Mercy

HP reduced to 150

I am, but they managed to make it comical.

>Hit someone with a rocket in TF2
>They explode into gibs
>Hit someone with a rocket in OW
>They ragdoll
What did blizzard mean by this???

what stops the enemy player from doing the same? oh right, you being better than them. having more skill.

I wish the artist that made these comics drew better faces for widow.

Also make Gerard less of a fucking fop.

Most artists are hacks.

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TF2 has literal insults being thrown out.
OW has people being shocked because tracer calls people wanker.

More event items for Bleu pls.

Nut.