You have 700 dollars and a winning 450 million dollar lottery ticket. You ride a bike and need to get 500 miles to the lottery office within the next 48 hours to claim your prize, you can bike 20 miles before passing out so you have to find a car to get you 500 miles with 700 dollars in your local area. Good luck.
You have 700 dollars and a winning 450 million dollar lottery ticket...
Tyler Wright
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Alexander Jones
You can choose to spend some of the money on repairs or blow the whole thing
Jaxson Perez
I buy this and spend whatever it costs to fix the fuel pump, done deal.
losangeles.craigslist.org
Isaiah Roberts
Uber
Levi Cruz
plane
Carter Miller
Literally any honda
Dylan Cook
well i have a car already so i dont need to buy another one
Luis Kelly
That's about 500 Bongbucks
So
Let's do it in style
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Luke Allen
>you can bike 20 miles before passing out
I'd kill myself for being such a fatty.
Julian Cox
There's too many options to count, and I went for 20km instead of miles. For only a 100 more I could get a Ford Focus, 75hp with only 190km on the counter. That should be reliable enough. If that money really is an issue I could get a Ford Fiesta, also 75hp, with 43K km on the counter with 100 left to spend on gas and food.
Nolan Nelson
madison.craigslist.org
This vehicle is a physical embodiment of my city.
Brody Lewis
A rusty moo cow?
Evan Long
For 700, i can rent a car.
Mason Taylor
winner right here
Cooper Price
i'm ready
450mill here i come
Elijah Sanders
Jaxson Martin
With logic like that, I bet you don't even play the lottery!
Wyatt Hall
This.
Oliver Hall
lets do it for half that budget in leafbucks
Owen Wright
>you can bike 20 miles before passing out
I can do the 500 miles ind 48 hours if I have to.
Aiden Howard
who /would go back to his old life after claiming the prize because a different lifestyle would mean too much personal change/ here?
Brandon Cruz
I do some slight improvements, but basicly yes.
Ayden Taylor
The best dirt cheap cars are on facebook where there's a certain amount of social pressure not to sell trash and not to overprice
Connor Russell
unfortunately this
John Bennett
Id just buy my current house and do some renovations, go one a big worldwide trip and then just kinda chill and garden, buy a few project cars, invest some etc. Hell id probably keep my job just to have something to do
Eli Kelly
Best way to get cheap cars is to be a scumbag and lowball everyone.
If you low ball 50 people, 49 people might tell you to go fuck yourself but theres always someone desperate for quick cash.
Sebastian Harris
Spend up to $700 to get $450 million
Logical indeed
Rent car is less than $200
$300 for food/hotel
$200 left for truckstop hookers on the way
Goodtimes already and havent even tapped into my millions
Joseph Campbell
I'd get a house with a garage and a lift and an M6 e63 with low mileage. That's about as far as I would go.
Also the hair surgery
Connor Perez
I'd buy a house, get surgery on my back, pay off my truck, and then continue living as usual.
Michael Harris
>bike to greyhound station
>take bus
Austin Sanders
mfw all i do is buy reliable cheap shitboxes
my 600$ Craigslist special needed a wheel bearing and hubcaps, still going after 20k miles college and za delivery
Cameron Barnes
>get surgery on your back
What's wrong user?
Nicholas Mitchell
KEK. GLORIOUS .
OP BTFO.
Asher Lewis
I have herniated discs. I've tried ignoring it like an idiot but working and lifting and doing regular every day shit and not letting it heal properly when i first noticed symptoms have really fucked me over.
>tfw 22 years old but hobble like an old man half the time
Parker Kelly
I'm sorry to hear that, user. I hope you can get the surgery you need before it's too late.
Oliver Allen
>You have 700 dollars cash and a winning 450 million dollar lottery ticket.
You really have poor conditions. Anyone with friends can get a ride after handing over a generous (to them) amount of cash. I am certain I can even get rides from neighbors on a "hire" basis.
So, OP's example probably includes some conditions. Such as the entire landscape is full of muggers. And that the $700 is an artificial limit because most people are able to pull out many thousands of dollars immediately and from other accounts on an immediate loan basis. For example, I have a lot of my money tied up in 401K, mutual funds, and other investments. But I can go to the credit union and have same-day loan approval and have tens of thousands of dollars instantly available since I would get a short term loan signed off against the clearance of an amount from the mutual fund plus the loan handling fee of course. OP is probably some inexperienced kid who has never been face to face with account handlers at a credit union. There's basically no situation that my credit union hasn't seen many times already.
$700 means:
A. I would drive my reliable car.
Of course, OP appears out of thin air and says all my two well-maintained cars have been destroyed by atomic bombs and I must find alternate means.
B. Rental car from a major brand.
If OP says no rental cars exist in the country, then this method doesn't work.
C. Airplane trip for most of the distance. I'd bike to the airport, take the plane, and taxi to a spot next door to the lottery office. For a 450 mile trip, the cost is well under $700.
But if OP once again says no airplanes exist in the country and there are no taxi services in the world, then I have to find another way.
D. I would go to the U-haul office since OP has said reasons A, B, and C are not available. U-haul doesn't count as a rental car so that circumvents OP's requirement of no rental cars.
Isaac Cook
>taking a thread THIS seriously
Welcome to Veeky Forums, folks.
Dominic James
Dude.. this is rainman tier
Hudson Butler
what city