/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Calm and Serene Edition

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Musou Stars OST: pastebin.com/eB09X6D4 (embed)
Recommended Reading: pastebin.com/eJ4kNhSE (embed)
What we know so far about DW9 (thanks to whoever posted this): pastebin.com/yyQCXi69 (embed)
Cao Cao 2014: pastebin.com/UHcpuWM6 (embed)

Bulletin;
-Dynasty Warriors 9 confirmed, Liao Hua is still not playable, but Cheng Pu is!
-DW9 will be open world. We may or may not get a lot of newcomers. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return.
-Warriors Orochi may or may not be phased out.
-Lu Lingquck is a shit tier waifu.
-Yingpleb is second worst to Bao Shitstain
-Berserk Musou is out.
-Fate Extella: The Umbral Star is out.
-Sanadamaru confirmed for localization, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version.
-Toukiden II is out.
-Wang Yuanji is da best!!!
-Musou Stars is out. [JP Only]
-Musou Stars trademarked in Europe, called 'Warriors All-Stars'
-ROTK13pucc~ is out.
-Reminder to remind people that we exist.
-As long as no one is being autistic, feel free to discuss anything you think belongs to the general.
-Xiaoqiao is the pinnacle of perfection.

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Zhen Ji is underrated

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dindu nuffin

>-Lu Lingquck is a shit tier waifu.
>-Yingpleb is second worst to Bao Shitstain
>-Wang Yuanji is da best!!!
>-Xiaoqiao is the pinnacle of perfection.
OP has questionable taste.

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>ugly boy OP

Shu is for bullying.

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>Wang Yuanji is da best!!!
I meant to get rid of that.

You're not ugly, you're just old.

>-Sanadamaru confirmed for localization, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version.
This should say it's out already.

I wish her sister got a version of that outfit too. I really like it, but it's odd choosing it while there's no counterpart.

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>feminine male in the op

zhang fei and his wife?

That's what I was implying as a joke but I have no idea.

>Cougar lovers
Girls like the Qiaos age better. Girls like Lianshi will be carrying plastic bagswhen they hit fifty. Acquire better taste.

>Qiaos
>Girls

streamable.com/wk2gs

Gave me a good chuckle.

>This slow general surprisingly gets OC made
>90% is shitting on Shu
JUST

Just because they're not attention whoring titty monsters doesn't mean they're not girls.

Shu is the kingdom of bandits and rapists though, they deserve it

I need an edit of this as on the shu and their lies

good thread

This, you see one pair of titties, you've seen them all. You'll eventually look for other body-types.

no it's because they're boys

Go away Sun Quan.

Wild West musou when?

>>>/nambla/

>>>/closeout/

/REKT

Does only one element trigger per attack still in SoS?

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Post a picture of what I would look like in Koei Warriors World

Are there any handicaps to make the political layer of DW8E more difficult (on Chaos of course)? The battles are easy enough but I'd like to avoid forcing myself to never fight and only use stratagems as that gets boring fast.

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Can anyone tell me which of the 3 SW4s is most worth getting?

I think the only reason Sun Jing is still a thing is because they absorbed some of the Lu Bu WAR heavy soldiers.

Sw4 and empires

Thanks.

Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYGARF3OoEU

Would you?

>Will Smith in a musou title
Sign my ass up.

Wei is for patricians.
Wu is for the family.
Shu, fly, shoo.
Jin is for the win.
Other is like your mother.

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Dadoodoo

Why is the Sima family so great?
Guan babies act like robots.
Sun family is literally nothing after Jian dies.

Boisterous laughter

Jin goes to shit about as quickly as Wei did. Just because they unified the country, it doesn't make them the Han.

Was this after Sima Yi died?

Yes, Jin didn't officially start until Sima Yi's grandson, Sima Yan.

I remember now, thank you. I doubt they'll go THAT far into Jin, but as it stands, they are underdeveloped in DW.

>Be Wei soldier
>Marching with your army to Xiapi
>See this sign
Would you be scared?

If they also provide directions to the shack, I'll gladly take that risk

These games were better when they only catered to fujoshi. Waifufags ruin everything.

Same shit, only we get pandered to.

This is obviously a Shu trap yet weve been fooled.

IT'S
THE

LU BU

>famitsu.com/news/201705/30134077.html
>Expecting DW9's news
>Got Fire Emblem Musou's intead
KOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIII!!!!!1

Fuck this shit, when will we got our update? Obviously, they're not gonna show anything DW relate in E3.

Hey, they actually might be waiting until E3 for more news. It looks like they are going all out for DW9 after all.

>Page 10

Morning.

when will they add this event in the Shu-Wu storyline

W A K E U P
I wish they'd reprint this set so it was so retardedly expensive to make themed decks.

>Lady Sun ever feeling conflicted

/v/ is laughing at us again.

use sophistry to confuse them!

/v/ has no right to laugh at anyone

Who actually cares?

they did it with DW5, why cant they do it again?

Where? I can't find the thread

I was referencing the historical Lady Sun that hated Liu Bei so much she had a bunch of bodyguards stationed around her place to scare him. Though I agree DW5 did it really well that it's really odd how she turned out the way she did after 6.

Probably the FE Warriors thread

And?

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Well, it has been kinda shit recently.

>a single post in a thread that has half the posts of another FEW thread
Wow, guess that /v/ really showed us. You must be pretty desperate to bait a dead general.

he's not wrong
the gameplay is bare and repetitive
and i still love it

but fire emblem sucks, it's insultingly bad as far as strategy RPGs go. also heavily censored, they haven't a leg to stand on and no right to boast.

I think you're being a bit paranoid friend

Boo-hoo.
Let /v/tendo jerk off to Fire Emblem while we wait for the real meat of musou.

>while we wait for the real meat of musou.
All Stars?

All Stars is shit though. And this is coming from someone who tried to defend it when it first got announced.

Nah, that's coleslaw. No one likes coleslaw.

Lu Bu more like Lu Bully

Dadudu, do you think this is Kongming trying to divert our attention and split us apart so he can claim /eagg/ for the rebel army?

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I hope when I'm an old man I'll have this creepy wheezing laugh

me too user, me too

Oh man I better finish this series. The Sima Yi parts look great.

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Ancient Chinese kino

>No alligator unit in the Nanman campaign

>it is crocodile
this series kind of difficult to watch because the subs are so awful but they end up being so funny

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Ooh, she knows more than she leads on.

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Becoming convinced DW9 is another ploy by Kongming

>Sending off my daughter to become a hostage
This game stopped being fun.

Koi's booth at E3 is going to be an empty room with a guy playing guitar next to the door and another guy sweeping. There is either a game or a deadly trap inside: DO YOU DARE FIND OUT WHICH IT IS?