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>Tips and guides
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Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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youtube.com/watch?v=JUDwueOoGwo
youtube.com/watch?v=8pD-QAhdq2U&t=36s
csgostash.com/graffiti
youtube.com/watch?v=9eZjEV0Xdak
youtube.com/watch?v=KtuA6Qylpyo
csgostash.com/skin/629/AUG-Akihabara-Accept
csgostash.com/gloves
youtu.be/mkNQNWDsOaA?t=24s
csgostash.com/skin/799/AK-47-Neon-Revolution
csgostash.com/skin/893/Galil-AR-Sugar-Rush
csgostash.com/skin/845/AWP-Fever-Dream
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

first for daddy

2st for Detonator is #1

second for your all fags

fifth for why don't spy mains understand running around the map occasionally headshotting people with the ambassador and feigning death doesn't win the game

REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU HAVE TOP-FRAGGED TODAY

IF YOU HAVEN'T GONE DEEP AND FRAGGED TODAY YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHY NOT

tf2r.com/kh4bcy1.html

yes sir i go deep at a daily basis sir

finally a normal op
thank
im currently fragging in a single player game

steamcommunity.com/groups/higps#announcements/detail/1264795610748809802

>From what I've been told the TF2 team is so busy they are not in a good state to take questions or any interviews or something like that. All I have been promised is a 30 min tour.

Will it be good?

yeah too busy watching mlp LUL

I just got back home.

I'm the guy who went to his college class for no reason.

I like this OP picture.

>valve unmasks pyro
>see this
Wat do???

Probably the same as every trip to Valve HQ:
Dissapointing, empty, and no new answers

OwO whats dis??

it totally can if you are good


too bad most spies are amazing

>so busy
what the fuck

WOHA

>TF2 team is so busy

>TF2 team
>team
>team(as in more than one dev)

>valve
>busy
>ever

yes I have top fragged
I have also healed some top fraggers to help them achieve their maximum fragging potential

delete this???

SEVERAL TIMES ACTUALLY
BUT I'M STILL A SHITTER

i top fragged and then made a baby top frag while also top fragging myself

Why did the new game searching options "kill" community servers? I don't get how they're related

it exclusively places people on valve servers and not community servers as well
valve servers are also no longer listed in the browser or joinable via the browser or from a player's profile/friend's list

how much should i sell my factory new festivised rainbow grenade launcher for? was thinking around 17 keys.

The idea is that medal autists only play Casual and disregard community servers.
Coming from somewhere where the handful of community servers are trade idle 24/7 garbage i can see how people think this

this

also valves default sv_pure 1 values
SUCK
ASS

>inb4 strange/unusual sprays come to tf2 in pyro update

>New useable item: Spray Packs
>drop rate of crates
>when used gives 3 random sprays, there are all class and class specific sprays
>Sprays don't take up bag slots but are marketable and tradeable
>no unusual or strange sprays
>sprays dont have rarity to them
>Community Sprays (what we have now) only useable on community servers
Will it die a death?

>spray crates can only be opened with a spray crate key
>$2.50 per key
>unboxing rewards a random jew appro- VALVE approved spray for use on all servers

>50 uses
>cannot be traded or traded up to a new spray
>cannot be sold at community market
>using official sprays on community and local serves still uses a spray charge
>custom sprays removed officially
>valve sprays allowed in valve competitive
>when you get a hat drop there is a chance of it being a spray instead

but its all ok because EVERYONE GETS A SHITTY GREY TIER UNTRADABLE SPRAY WHEN THEY LOG IN

from last thread

>valve is working SO HARD on their new update
>little did everyone know its another joke gamemode worse than pass-time that's also getting a competitive version
mark my fucking words this shit is going to happen

if they make a new one at least they don't make the existing ones worse

>holding last alone as soldier

youtube.com/watch?v=JUDwueOoGwo

>>no unusual or strange sprays

>he doesn't want to also release a spray clock case with its own key
>spray clock: times sprayed
>spray clock: times seen
>spray clock: freezecam appearances
>(rare) spray renewer, which resets your spray back to 50 uses
>(extremely rare) spray unusualifier

>new gamemode
>its just a fucking hybrid of payload / CP
like overwatch maps
>scraped for being too confusing to new players

>added MVM MANNUP leaderboards
>666 now a mannup tour for a random halloween hat with a rare chance of it being unusual

>PL_cactus_canyon never ever

ok hand emoji
It's perfect. Exactly what I was looking for for my sjitpsosting andbad weapon ideas

>(extremely rare) spray unusualifier

>it converts if the spray stack your converting is < 50 then its still consumed as if it was a stack of 50

>it works on stacks of 1 use remaining sprays


I KNOW YOUR FUCKING WATCHING US GABEN
DONT DO THIS SHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=8pD-QAhdq2U&t=36s

>random effects jumping out of the wall further deteriorating fps
no

i didnt draw it btw i just linked it because it seems like it took effort

>finish a match in purgatory_2fort
>idiots vote for turdbine next

whats that user?? you want MORE fps destroying spaghetti code???
sure!!! we at volvo LOVE our customers walle- "feedback"
>>>added chance for unusual effects to be added to weapons unboxed from crates
unusual mannnnnnntreads

>50 use sprays
Blocked blocked blocked. None of you are free of sin

>valve did it with CS CUZ FUCKING REDDIT MEMED IT
>THEY ADDED FUCKING (STRANGE) MUSIC KITS CUZ FUCKING REDDIT MEMED IT
>THEY ADDED FUCKING (STRANGE) GLOVES RESKINS CUZ FUCKING REDDIT MEMED IT

at that point why not make unusual maps and unusual carts and unusual control points and unusual everything until the quality loses all meaning

delete this

remove its faster reload speed and / or alt fire

silly user
it has no value if EVERYONE can share a "rare" item
then it wouldnt be rare

im still waiting on the csgo sub cancer forum for the post
hud crates when???

I just want them to fix pyro's broken mechanics.

>hud crates
god please no, please, can I just have this one thing, I like my hud, don't destroy it

lets make it even worse

>(extremely rare) convertible sprays
>same as the normal sprays but you can put them on your weapons like csgo stickers hence "convertible"

>fragging kids with a hentai rocket launcher
sounds fun

just for you user

>hentai
csgostash.com/graffiti

i got your face for you user

it's not that bad now
better than when it used to reward you for running around like a retard

it's a direct upgrade in every sense of the word. the upsides completely negate the downsides.

>steam offline
>can't play
Fantastic.

GODDAMMIT GABE

AT LEAST MAKE THE HM2 SOUNDTRACK A THING IN TF2

>EVERYTHING OFFLINE
what the fuck is going on

At least they brought back some old sprays

its tuesday my dude

i don't give a shit SHIT SHIT

i want to play my video games

>newfigs

you dont have unlimted old skool sprays
default 50 charges count per "pack"

i know and will never forgive them

why the fuck is csgo full of memes
i dont understand it
wouldnt you want to keep a game as clean and true to the original setting as possible? like tf2 should have been
surely theres plenty of other microtransactions to invent that dont clash with a game's setting and style

Thank you, I'm glad it's satisfactory.

>tfw tf2 dies
>tfw the greatest legacy fps dies
>tfw the community tries to stick together
>tfw they all get sucked in by the terrible overwatch machine
>tfw skill will die with tf2's last breath
>not even quake can save it

youtube.com/watch?v=9eZjEV0Xdak

nerf engineer's manlet hitbox

They go with what's popular among the youth(read: Reddit) today, user.

25 minutes

add -100 max HP back to rocket jumper and sticky jumper so they're either incredibly niche or actually get used as training weapons instead of meme weapons / broken mobility boosters without downsides

let sticky jumper have 8 max stickies out again

make both negate all explosive self damage on wearer (kamikaze taunt, pipes, caber)

No, stickyjumping and blowing people up is fun.

I don't want that to happen dude. Come on, happy thoughts.
Also nice taste in music
youtube.com/watch?v=KtuA6Qylpyo

>mfw match gets forcibly ended by servers shutting down
>was on a roll with some other guys who all used mic for callouts

this
fucking this

they thought
csgostash.com/skin/629/AUG-Akihabara-Accept
would fit the counter terrorism style

quite frankly im suprised they didnt fuck up tf2's style apart from hats

it also makes gunboats soldier 120% obsolete

just make the fucking RJ have a different rocket model already

they should totally have knockback on enemies tho

the hell

csgostash.com/gloves
wow these are some edgy stuff

is stefan burnett a pyro main?

>tfw TF2 dies

youtu.be/mkNQNWDsOaA?t=24s

I agree. Just delete Soldier already.

>Posting remasters
Get outta here with that shite.

>we need new weapons skins john
>alright gabe ill get on it btw you got any glowsticks lying around?
>sure why?
>hold my champagne boss, this is gonna be awesome
*injects glowsticks into veins*
>this is gonna be cool trust me
*pukes all over a toy replica models*
>boom! h-jobs done boss
>john are you ok? i dont have any spare money to send you to the hospital after that 50 ton order of cheeto puffs i just put through for our snack bar
>s-sh-sh-yeah im fin
and thus
csgostash.com/skin/799/AK-47-Neon-Revolution
csgostash.com/skin/893/Galil-AR-Sugar-Rush
csgostash.com/skin/845/AWP-Fever-Dream

was born

He probably plays demolitions black.
>I do work my people would grunt

How do I know when someone takes a screenshot of me?

no zach would play demoman because he likes mashing buttons

It'll pop up in your activity feed if you have the "snapshots of me" box ticked.

great job, /tf2g/, we did it!

>tfw have never ever had a picture of myself in tf2
>tfw loadouts are good
>tfw I fr*g often
>tfw nobody still screenshots me
H*ck, this s*cks man

it also probably means you haven't even had a really silly ragdoll or pose after you killed someone

>tfw the best I've got is showing up in the background of someone else's screenshot

Helps having a nice looking loadout, too

>That
>Nice
Viva the master baiter strikes again.

i'm sure you said something incredibly stupid but i guess we'll never know

>Haha look I filtered him but I still give him attention
>Aren't I such a cool guy?

goldrush is one of the shittiest maps in the game

Imagine being inside your own personal echo chamber. You know people are there, but nobody can hear your dumb opinions unless someone decides to open the door.

are i a cool guy
please tell me i want to know