GIVE ME ONE, JUST ONE FUCKING REASON NOT TO BECOME AN ELEVATOR MECHANIC

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

GIVE ME ONE, JUST ONE FUCKING REASON NOT TO BECOME AN ELEVATOR MECHANIC.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

getting electrocuted.

and you probably lack the connections needed to land an apprenticeship

takes2long
takes2long

can i make the connections?

askme
askme

Experience
3 years to less than 5 years

hmm

iluvmen
iluvmen

for $120,000/yr working under 45 hours a week

Literally better than cuckold finance jobs

Inmate
Inmate

that salary is for a foreman, not an elevator repair person.

and it's not even a big salary for a foreman.

idontknow
idontknow

is this in a city with high towers?

cause you know, those elevator shafts just go straight down...

likme
likme

Getting electrocuted
Asking if you can make the connections

Is this a meme?

Because connections. Like in an electrical circuit.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

it's canadough

in us that's like $13k

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

in us that's like $13k

It's $91,000 USD

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

doesn't really count though because there's nothing in Canada you want to buy. So one canadough is worth less than a penny.

SniperWish
SniperWish

this logic literally made me laugh my ass off
thank you

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

getting electrocuted
What a piece of shit. I bet your dad is a wife beater and you tell people that your dad doesn't know how to throw a punch.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Could be a firefighter and make the same amount and while you work a 50 hour work week you only work 75-100 days a year depending on vacation/shift so scheduling.

Illusionz
Illusionz

It's a good gig but tough to get into.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You'll owe about $33,885 in tax: $22,008 in federal tax and $11,878 in provincial tax.

Your after-tax income is $86,115. Your average and marginal tax rates are 28.24% and 43.41%.

86,115 Cad.
65550 USD.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

It's funny because it's mostly true.
t. Canadian living in southern ontario

Playboyize
Playboyize

Here's a reason. You'll have to deal with the TSSA (technical standards safety authority) and write a bunch of exams, then practical time. During that time you won't be making anywhere close to 120,000.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

completely irrelevant if you live in canada though

StonedTime
StonedTime

completely irrelevant if you live in canada though
what? yes it is. Most canadians live in towns and cities that border the USA.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Could be a firefighter and make the same amount and while you work a 50 hour work week you only work 75-100 days a year depending on vacation/shift so scheduling.

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Inmate
Inmate

Apprenticeships for Elevator related shit make fucking bank in Southern Ontario.

Look it up, they start at like $18/hr.

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