Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k
>Nothing in this post can be proven wrong

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.

Only the new ones have nice interiors, and I can't afford those. Any other gen is shit inside.

shit sound and horrid fuel economy though.

also, people know corvettes are cheap as fuck.

I'm a complete retard with 120k in student debt, and in an effort to get it out of the way i pay about 3k a month or I would for sure.

Also not sure if i can get it as a DD, as i put around 12k mi/yr on my current car

what the fuck do you work as?

Out of state tuition? Or grad school?

Nothing impressive, I work on loan software but I don't have my own place. I pay for gas, insurance, food, and student loans so it's not like I got tons to spend.

>I'm a complete retard with 120k in student debt
gender studies?

Computer Science & Engineering
In state, but I had to take out loans to live up at the college as it was 400mi away from home.

I have a better car.