I work at a car wash. Ask me anything

Why do so many ex cons work at car washes?

furthermore, are you an ex con?

what vacuum is gud?

t. ireland

Most car washes don't do background checks or drugs tests. Plus our manager is an ex con, so he really doesn't care. And no, I just started working there to pay for college since I couldn't find anything else.

>Why do so many ex cons work at bottom rung jobs that either pay under the table or can't get anyone else?

I wonder.

We just use some giant ass industrial vacuum, so I have no idea

Have you ever found a dragon dildo under the seat?

youtube.com/watch?v=PkxaunLybuM
How often do you hear this song? Do you rike it?

An inch across

Do you only hire women with flat asses?

>a guy comes in to get his car washed, do you judge him?
excerpt from "Insecurity: The Post" by A. Non

What is considered a decent tip

Nigger culture has seriously warped a lot of things in society. Cars, watches, movies, music and what we deem as attractive traits in women.

It's just so hilarious when you watch movies from like the 80's and 90's and you compare what we thought was attractive back then to now. Watching Tony Montana and Manny in Scarface on the beach hitting on literal walking sticks and now we consider OP's pic as sticks. Lmfao.

why do a majority of car washes have signs up that say "no trucks"

>wash their asses off?

they actually look kinda lazy

>getting your car washed (severely scratched) by stupid hoes that don't know anything about cars

Why?
Would those bitches let you groom their pony as someone with no knowledge about horses? No.

Yeah this. I wouldn't take my car there

Do you listen to this at least once daily?

youtube.com/watch?v=OlARiwAazQI

>this fucking topic again

you could have prevented it, now it is too late.

I posted it