Buy an expensive 2 seater

Kid in my first semester business class had a similar story.

>Started a landscaping business out of high
>Was doing very well
>Buys a motorcycle to celebrate
>Gets into accident
>Now going to community college after losing his leg in the accident, and therefore his business.

He was a nice kid too, damn shame.

Bikes are slow as shit around corners, mate. The only thing they're good at is accelerating.

absolute kek

i can beat you on the touge

>buy an expensive 2 wheeler
>get btfo in the rain by an umbrella for 1/1000th the price

>you have 0.000006 hours to justify your totally useless "sports"car
I get to keep my limbs?

>air conditioning
>eye contact with my passenger
done and done. well, that was easy. gtfo retard

Or a pothole
Or a manhole cover
Or a slight bump in the road
Or some loose gravel

Even if you were the best driver you still rely on everyone on the highway tinge good as well. Not taking that gamble

Show me a $4000 bike that's as fast as a camaro ss

>bike goes into a pothole at 200, loses control and turns to strawberry jam

nah keep your death machines, I've seen the aftermath of enough crashes at low speed never mind the speeds retards on 'sports' bikes go at

also maybe I want to be comfy when going fast? Try not being a poor sometime and shell out on a decent sports car, you'll live longer too.

this

being a good driver doesn't stop others being dumb fuckers. We're pretty good drivers compared to most countries here in the UK and yet I still have near misses several times a year, fuckers pulling out without looking mostly. Can't imagine what it's like in a country with a lower average quality of driver.

>spend 10k on 2 wheeler
>can't even fly

You have 0.000006 hours to justify your totally useless "sports bike"

Everyone knows bikes are faster than cars. But only actual bikers know why one would still be into fast cars.

Because I wont turn into shredded meat because Stacy was snapchatting and crashed at 100mph with 0 attention to the road.

>buy fast car because you're not poor
>still stuck in traffic like everyone else while bikes filter past you

you can get a Suzuki Hayabusa for that money, it will btfo your Camaro to eternity

>it starts raining
>it starts snowing
>it gets hot as fuck

In other news, planes are even faster than motorcycles

>sports car
can turn
comfy seats n climate controls
trunk space
minor fender bender; no injury

>bike
can't turn
can't drive in weather
poor
minor fenderbender: quadriplegic

what do I do with the remainder of my 0.000005 hours?

I have a tool that has a use instead of a toy.

>bikes cantturn
I mean the majority of riders don't know how to or are scared to corner them but with a competent rider bikes can corner much better than your average shitbox and at least on par with most street sports cars.

Same for riding in bad weather.
They're cheap which is great.
You're scared and overestimating the danger.

He shouldn't have been carrying a watermelon while riding a bike in the first place.
It's not safe!

You know cheap 2 seaters exist as well.

haha I like you

You live in a big cold city so 9 months out of the year the bike is useless. When you can actually drove it you have to be dressed like a powerranger

christ what a sperg
deserved every second of the beating