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First for Kawasaki a best

Yes

>unrestricted license

But that's the only license we get!

>tfw when your country rejects the EU laws and makes it so you don't need 3 exams before getting unrestricted

No

Maybe

Are you dumb?

Yeah why?

FUCK YES
Will probably put off upgrading bikes until the end of next year though.

Congrats Dropanon!

Y'all niggas still gay, tho.

Ty ty
The pic was the instructor's idea I swear

I see you've got rid of your manbun

>the instructor's idea I swear
I believe you

I never had a manbun. Got rid of the sidecut over a year ago.

>worst possible reply picture with worst possible bike.

Boipussy's aren't gay you nerd

*boipucci

You would probably be less suicidal if you just accepted yourself, shitdick.

get out of the closet fag its 2017 no one is going to discriminate you.
you will probably get a medal.
fuck some people are dumb.

The bike you have now is gr8 m8, I wouldn't upgrade unless I had the disposable income piled up to buy a new sportbike in cash, and then I'd still keep the FZ and ride it every other day.

t. burger

Seriously what the fuck do europeans have to complain about when manufacturers are pretty much catering to their restricted licenses in every way? It's the US that gets fucked.
>oh we don't think that's big and bad or harley-like enough for you guys, so you're not getting it.
>600s? who cares? europeans can't ride them and america is all about going big or going home!

This is the ideal anime waifu. You may not like it, but this is what peak kawaii looks like.

t. a pedophile
your waifu looks like a 12 year old boy.
what ae you catholic or something?

No, I'm not mexican. I'm 100% pure american. 10% swedish, 10% german, 10% english, 10% irish, 50% badass mothafucka (black).

I don't have the last 10% because I'm not fat.

AMERICA.

ok they're gay and i like them

yup, feels the same

>10% german, 10% english, 10% irish
So at least 30% Catholic

>(black)
+50% Catholicism

>Has never experienced spousal abuse moe.

there you go.
damn.
no one even cares that you pricks like boi pussy just that your closet fags.
don't start shitting glitter now that you fell out of the closet though.

idk user you seem to care a lot

>all these nigger faggots

i thought this was a kawasaki thread not a honda thread

+10 Holy Damage

That's the reason, it's a kawathread

now you might stop trying to convince me boi pucci isnt gay when it clearly is.

we like what we like, not going to try to convince anybody either way

You don't have to convince anybody. Pretty clearly gay.

if you say so

Wouldn't that be a Suzuki thread?

>unironically limiting yourself to one gender
That's gayer than a femboy's cute butthole tbqh

>Unrestricted license edition

Learners need smaller bikes so they don't kill themselves.

only the really shit ones. give them busas - it's natural selection.

Do my trousers go under or over my boots?

Depends on boot

Ew i swear thats the ugliest kawi to ever see the sunlight.

tall boots.

superior boxer coming through

Still, depends on boots

Superiorer boxer passing by

Depends on pant. Over is better so you don't get water flowing into your boot

i usually wear under boot because my legs are skinny so I need the extra thickness to keep the boot nice and secure.

Get smaller boots/thicker socks

...

Your boots don't have either adjustment panels or laces for that?

On topic, jeans bloused--rain pants over. Next year or so I'm going to get some proper mesh, also going to be bloused.

moto guzzi bikes look very nice but are extremely underpowered.

That's the riding school's bike. I ride pic related.
The plan is to keep it either as a track shitbike or cheap cruising machine when I upgrade.

>hängetitten
Better than fake ones that point to the sky

nope they were some fairly cheap boots with just one big velcro tab. I've got some lace up ankle length boots but I don't trust them to do anything in a crash, and they aren't warm or waterproof.

I was thinking of getting these boots in pic as its mainly around my ankle and lower calf that I have the problem with it being a bit loose and they also look pretty cool.

Good brand for riding jeans?

>schlechter Geschmack: der Post

rev'it

They used to be good, but then the italian gods of market research said that guzzi should never break 50hp and that all serious efforts need to go to aprilia.

tfw work's dead

Listen to some podcasts
Have a one hour break
Play some games

Have any of you guys converted to religion after riding? It's been like a year since I bought my scooter and I still haven't crashed yet but had so many near-death experiences that I can't help but to feel like there's some higher being out there giving me a second chance. What the fuck.

To be honest, when Aprilia manages to pump 70 horses out of a 250 while guzzi struggles to make 60 from a 750 it's kind of a no brainer

>he doesn't have an handlebar crucifix
Get a load of this heathen

Being on a bike makes you realise there is no God, no heaven. Only dickheads.

Pretty sure that I am dead in Universe A.

Where I am now is definitely in Universe B. Like just reading the news is so absurd, works of fiction are seeming more like reality, I somehow got a gf, am doing well in school despite not putting the effort in and other things that really don't make sense.

anyone ever ebay vinyl wrapped bike parts?

>I somehow got a gf
iktf

I suddenly can pick between 3 beautiful women, after being alone for 8 years.

This is all just a dream your brain concocted in your final moment
You have to kill yourself and inception this bitch

>tfw work's dead for 3 weeks
>all i'm doing is drinking coffee and watching the qt cleaning-girl bending over bins twice a day
the cleaning girl wasn't here for four days now, I hope she wasn't fired for wearing skimpy clothing

youtu.be/lnUllSD94ZY

7:20

Check out this mexican first aid.

I crashed going 90 mph and walked it off without a fracture. Just one sprained ankle.

There have also been an oddly high number of qts here tonight

>4'11" latina came in for gas
>petite frame
>7/10 face
>muh dick

...

How old are you?
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4754914/Where-good-men-gone.html

25.
The girls that like me are 20, 25 and 29.

>dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4754914/Where-good-men-gone.html
>They are in great physical shape
Are we looking at the same picture?

Are the 2020's the age of fedoraqueens?

The 2020s are the decade of me finally getting laid again.
>if I say it often enough it will come true
;__;

The year of Linux hasn't even arrived, mates.

ORLY

>tfw when you don't censor properly
pls no bully

No, Dropanon, it still hasn't arrived.
You can't buy laptops with a Linux distro, there aren't AAA programs made for Linux.

>pls no bully
I already know where your bed sleeps.

>you can't buy laptops with a Linux distro
*GNU/Linux
minifree.org/product/libreboot-t400/

>there aren't AAA programs made for Linux
Yeah Firefox is just a hack made by a bunch of nerds in a basement, right?

>you can buy an ancient ThinkPad with preloaded Linux
It's a revelation!
>dell used to sell a brand new one

>Yeah Firefox is just a hack made by a bunch of nerds in a basement, right?
There are the few exceptions, but generally, in the real world you mostly gonna find windows/iOS only programs.

>18 days until I ride my baiku again

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Lol why

Studying in bulgaria, that is my next flight home.

Worst part is that weather here is fantastic and everyone is on bikes.

>studying in Bulgaria
Why?

Stop moving the goal posts. You literally said "you can't buy laptops with a Linux distro" and I proved you wrong. Whether those laptops are ancient or not has no impact on the aforementioned statement.

>in the real world you mostly gonna find windows/iOS only programs.
Define "real world". There are fully functional office suites, image manipulation programs, video and audio editing programs, web browsers etc. etc. Plus shells that absolutely shit on Windows-only PowerShell, desktop environments and window managers that aren't available for Windows etc. etc.
The ONLY reason why GNU/Linux isn't more widespread is because Microsoft and Apple spend millions shilling their products to people more interested in status symbols than in software and/or ethics, and those too lazy to look for alternatives.

Well, that and video games. The lack of video games on GNU/Linux (even proprietary ones) is mostly thanks to Microsoft literally paying or strongarming devs to develop ONLY for Windows. Then devs of new games see that most people use Windows for games, so they end up catering to those users. Vicious cycle. I'm hoping things will change with the Vulkan API.

Are we gonna be needing disclaimers in every post stating exceptions are exempted?

In the real world I mean the regular offices, the everyday home user.
And because Microsoft and Apple have a marketing, Linux won't grow.

Unless someone comes in with billions in cash to promote Linux, it won't happen.
Doesn't matter how bad Apple and/or Windows become, unless there is no active marketing, Linux will not grow.

It's not what I want, but it's the reality.

no one gives a fuck post about bikes you cunts

Enough with the sperging holy fuck off, you're this bad off a shitty operating system

NO YOU

>exceptions are exempted
Literally confirmation bias: the post. "Everything conforms to statement A. Anything that doesn't conform to statement A is an exception and therefore exempt from the statement."

>In the real world I mean the regular offices, the everyday home user.
So people too lazy to look for alternatives and people more interested in status symbols than in software and/or ethics, gotcha.
>And because Microsoft and Apple have a marketing, Linux won't grow.
True. It's a shame.

OK, commencing.

You're why Germans are banned from the discord

...

not them but ill post bikes

>the gs spamming is coming

This is why we don't let dropanon talk about bikes

It's OK, Discord a shit anyway.

Oh my, that is sexy. Post more of those, I'll stop posting GSes.

>reee post about bikes
>rreeeeee but not those bikes talk about different bikes

i can post a bunch of OC if you want.
i literally have hundreds of OC bike pics.