/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, Payday: Crime War, and Payday 3

Good ol' days edition.

Previous surgery: >Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/tygApnyc

>Weapon Skin Previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb

Other urls found in this thread:

poal.me/4dv7u5
youtube.com/watch?v=Br9ejaVnD94
youtube.com/watch?v=4U5rwHyg5kM&t
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Get the fuck up!

That fucking FOV.

when the fuck are they going to make this game but in a responsive engine and balancing so that solo players can stealth high level missions without spending autistic amounts of time retrying

It's already responsive.

Just stop stealthing with other people.

Alright /pdg/ let's play another game
Name your least favorite heister and say something nice about them

poal.me/4dv7u5 's second place

He feels nice

couldn't this thread remain ded?

dragan
i like his name alot

replace pdg with hmg

That would be transphobic and not very progressive or tolerant.

Sydney.
Her body can be thrown into a dumptruck.

Why should it remain dead?

post dragan

...

>dragan
>isnt a dragon
wtf

SERIOUSLY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE THIS I WOULD ACTUALLY PAY FOR THIS I'M NOT JOKING

Can you seriously fuck off with all colabs, thanks to you fuckers we are gettting and H3H3 pack for cancer and vape shit

>jacket is more popular than any original overkill character
Can't wait to see overkill try and sell him as a $20 dlc in payday 3

>Bodhi
>his model is practically a jacket reskin and jacket is my favorite.

I would pay that to keep the chicken man alive

I'm extremely ashamed to say it but i would buy on release just for him

>page 10
Dead game, dead thread.

it's not my fault i love hotline miami so much

I hate hotline miami and I don't even own it. The only reason I love jacket in pd2 is "arms outstretched"

kneeling position.

was trashly the only thing keeping these alive? did everyone bail when she quit?

Ashley lives in all our hearts

MEGA JACKET FUCKING WHEN

>not being down with the memes

I am the girl next door living in the haunted mansion, and I have info about paypay 3:

first 8 heisters r
Dallas Houston Chains Wolf
Hoxton Dragan Sokol Clover

isn't that the first 8 in pd2 minus wick

the son heister when

>I am the girl next door living in the haunted mansion
ahshley

>girl

Try actually talking about the game

What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bulldozer (any_25_tank_kills)
- Hector Begs You For Mercy! (hector_4_jobs)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- I'm A Professional (daily_professional)
Brought to you by John Wick, starring in John Wick: Chapter 2 now available on Blu-Ray and DVD on June 13, 2017, and in John Wick Chronicles for VR now available on Steam!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>now available
>on June 13, 2017

so which is it?

why did everyone scurry off?

ded gam

ded gam is a crutch

>that fov

Also, pic related includes the actual good ol' days.

Holy shit I forgot pdth looked like a crappy l4d mod

>Play game
>Get kicked

good meme

thats fucking nothing check this

>Start game
>crash

You're all like babies, watch this

>doing Cook Off for the 25 meth bags cheevo
>crash on the 17th bag

oh shit you just layed down that good meme
but you just topped it

>play game
>get kicked at the very end of the heist

gay

Wasn't that literally what it was?

>Bring sentries
>webm related

Overkill, please update the soundtrack.

Overkill, please update the soundtrack.

HEY JOHN, YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, AH? YOU COME HERE, TO PAYDAY... AND YOU THINK YOU GONNA OWN...NO, THIS IS DRAGAN'S SHOW! HEY MOTHERFUCKER! LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER NOW, THE PAYDAY TEAM! YEAAAH!

>rings over the gloves
oh shit nigger wtf are you doing

YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER

ded

dump codes to resurrect thread

code machine broke

I really hope you fuckers don't let the thread die

console cucks are finally getting our leftovers.
and sydney too I guess.

If you're playing with AI and people join your game, what order is it for the said AI to get replaced by players.

Is it 1 through 3 or 3 through 1?

Then talk about the game, there's plenty of shit in it
Or even talk about pd3

Will wolf survive?

3 gets replaced first etc

Stop dying dumb thread

How many PAYDAY 2 Ultimate Edition copies do I have to purchase to win an hour in bed with Sydney's VA

like four or five

Jacket. I like his shirt :))

Who want to play payday 2?

T W O
Y E A R S

Wrong place to ask, no one here plays this game

Let's play a game heisters:

Ashley still posts on pdg but without trip. Which posts in this thread are his/hers?

NEVER YOU FUCKING PEASANT, MEGA BISHOP IS THE NEXT EVOLUTIONARY STEP

DEAD

ey
shit

Idgaf if they replace the voice actor, he better be in
Just pick som swede that can pull off a decent american accent, cuz Wolfie better have a couple of lines in swedish

...literally who?

Why would wolf need an american accent though

oWoof talks in a moderately 'american' english, doesn't he? There's really not much of a swedish accent there, and that shit can be noticed from miles away.

Point is, the character should stay. Noone would notice a VA change.

Swedish accents are pretty subtle, that's why he sounds like he has an american accent
I really hope they don't get rid of too many characters in the next game, especially not wolf

>russian host
>every god damn time
Killing %2 was a mistake.

Why don't russians have any morals? I've never encountered an honest slav

communism

Lie. Russian genetics is damaged by nature.

Your brain is damaged if you have such stereotypes about russians

Russian's butthurt is priceless.

I'm sorry, but is irrefutably true. Sokol doesn't even begin to comprehend how lucky he is to having escaped the fate he and everyone of his people were born for:
youtube.com/watch?v=Br9ejaVnD94

Today Russian guy killed 8 other Russian people, thus defeating the British terrorist's record. And Putin did not even care about it.

why would putin care about 8 shitty russians?

Because he is Russian president and leader? And you say this is all coming from communism? But it does not differ from the tsarist and more ancient times, when there was no smell of communism

youtube.com/watch?v=4U5rwHyg5kM&t

Like there was a country leader who cared for the commoners in "ancient times". And yep, this is coming from communism where collective society is important and not individual person.

Stop posting BS, Russian propaganda agent.

What's the best sniper rifle?

Grom for concealment and 300 damage, Contractor for low damage big magazine and fast firing, Thanathos for fun and bullshit crime sprees and OD fuckery

place the handcuffs firmly on your wrists.

>what is the dessert fox?

>Grom for concealment and 300 damage
And RoF equal to a bolt-action

Desert fox has 5 rounds and less concealment, while GROM has 10 rounds and more concealment
If all 300 damage rifles have the same RoF might as well go with the one with bigger mag and decent reload