/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

>ban use of certain weapons like the dead ringer, reserve shooter, or DDS
YES

gonna get me onea those Sir Shootsalots

no, i don't want to play on server with 2 players

but if you joined it would be three

>how the fuck do i use eyelander without getting shredded before killing anything
Stick around your Sentry sightline and hunt enemy Medics and DR Spy with shield charges until you get buffed.
Afterwards move out with pockets to get overheal from your Medic and tank rockets for him.
>or getting caught with the wrong weapon out
Eyelander is a sentry defender or Demoknight weapon, it's not meant for pockets.
Zatoichi is a better choice for pocket Demos imo.
>why would i ever do anything but bottleknight or pain train knight
I didn't quite get that part, but bottleknight is viable at any level.
Not so sure about Pain Train knight, I'd get B.A.S.E instead of booties if I ever wanna cap anything.

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how to balance the dead ringer
>all faked and unreplicated mechanics are now fully replicated
>DR Spies trigger all the weapon on kill effects
>they count towards your total kills and their total deaths
>they are now incredibly easily dominated
>they count towards your killstreaks
>all DR spies are all humiliated by their awful k/d ratios that they all kill themselves in real life

Stop using demogirl pic in every demo discussion.

what the fuck is the point of arms race if you can't even use the skins in casual mode?

CUTE !

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I wish i had dad.

we can trade dads and it'll ultimately make no difference because neither of us would still have dads.

I still live with my dad
kind of wanna move out but i'm studying in the same city so there's no point

atomizer fix
+third jump no longer deals self damage
+removed damage penalty
+removed attack speed penalty
-unlisted: all jumps now have purple particles so you know the scout is using it before he jukes like a fucking nigger
+10% damage vulnerability on wearer while jumping
-1 capture rate on wearer

Um. Memebox detected again?

scout is a crutch for people who can't play pyro
soldier is a crutch for people who can't play demoman
engineer is a crutch for people who can't play heavy
spy is a crutch for people who can't play sniper
medic is a crutch for people who can't play

Yea yesterday there was another vac wave

post a better spy loadout than this

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how about not playing spy lmoa

done

this face reminds me mister paladin

hey guys uncle dane here
disspender gouong up

wow this dispenser really made my hp points and my ammo reserves go up

hey guys unkel benis here :DDDDD

painis goin uuuuup!
fap fap fap fappfapfap fap fap fapfapfapfapfap
whew that was tough

yoooooo everybody sturr hier what is going and todei we're goin to be doin some LIVE AKSHUN, LIVE CUMENTARY, DOUBLE DONKIN' DEMO DUDE with the new loose cannon added to the game, fantastic stuff

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Tell me about Dane.
Why does he erect the dispenser ?

viagra addict

>''we need medic''
>''yeah''
>guy goes medic then proceeds to be heavies personal buttplug and never heals anyone else

What the fuck goes on in these players heads to think that shit is okay? This is mvm btw.

reminder that that kike geel will own tf2 trading

>''we need medic''
>''yeah''
>battlemedic
this is also mvm

renember to disable any trade offers or trade request from your steam profile when footrest gets backpack.tf

who is footrest ?

Whos that handsome guy on the right?

Tonight my footrest is you.

>He's this new

Adpost is next.

whats the issue? battlemedics are POWERFUL

Will stn.tf survive?

>guy goes medic
>tries to heal people with crossbow
>misses standing still people
Good thing I don't have a mic or I'd end up on nislt or whatever that channel under the title SALTIEST TOXIC TRYHARD ASSHOLE OF TF2 2017

>the year is 2025
>geel owns valve and all tf2-related websites

own me

>tfw no friends to play tf2 with

>all dead valve games are revived but characters replaced with ponies

OWN THIS

t. salty american soldier who got cucked by glorious russian powerhouse

Anyone else think that the Scout would actually carry a Stratocaster rather than a Les Paul?

maybe Scunt shouldn't carry anything.

lmao who cares

Some kind of half-acoustic would fit the best imo

>whatever that channel under the title SALTIEST TOXIC TRYHARD ASSHOLE OF TF2 2017
That could go to SiN or King Raja back in 2015-16, now I'm not sure anymore.

Not to speak of how the item is called "Electric Twanger"! That's the opposite of what the humbuckers on a Les Paul were aiming for, a Stratocaster is way more twangy than a Les Paul with it's single coils!
I aren't think that, those were more for jazz guitarists, Scout feels like a person who'd listen to some rock 'n' roll

Remove engineer from the game, I would enjoy it immensely more without 5 level 3s fucking stacked on every mode that isn't koth or 5cp

>remove Scouts hard counter

Anyone who stomps as a Scout in a casual match deserves to be gassed. It's by far the least fun class to play against, and forces me to change from a fun class and pick Scout myself in order to outplay his ass.

This.
Scout and Pyro are the cancer of pubs.

*lenny faces*
*paints hats black*
pshhh... nothin persenol, kiddo...

Keli come back!

t. keli

Still didn't learn the way of the engineer? Shame.

>It's by far the least fun class to play against
*muffed yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaah kai yo in the distance*

You can blame it all
on
me

t. bads

Easy

someone on /VEE/ said that they went to valve and that these are the new weapons in the update
thoughts?

>backpack

please god let it be for scout to pickup medkits and ammo so i can finally play as a team man with the scunt

according to the thread, it's an all-class portable medkit

>rocket launcher with 7 barrels

literally what for

we l4d now?

>two heavy weapons in one update
in your dreams kiddo

What slot does it replace? Secondary slot? Mite be cool but then again could be extremely annoying with a DR spy. But then again he'd lose out on his ability to use the snapper so it'd be a good trade off.

>2 Heavy weapons
>only 1 pyro weapon

>loading tc_hydro
oh ok
>stalemate
>stalemate
>stalemate

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>Painting all your cosmetics the same color

>equip on secondary for medic
>removes medigun
>battle medic becomes slightly more usable
good job volvo

Even Gunslinger can make a Scout cry. Just know when you hug your Dispenser on a retreat.
Get more variety at your Engineer loadouts. You don't have to stick RR and Wrangler to everything.
If you're good with revolvers, a Spy can do a quick work of Scout when given the chance as well.

>Scout is by far least fun to play against
>In a game where Sniper exists

You're retarded. Nothing is less fun than walking past a corner and then dying instantly to some asshole on the other side of the map behind his team. You can outplay a scout with any class, but you can't do shit against a sniper far back unless you're also sniper or go spy or some shit.

>There are 36 teams in team fortress two.
I actually identify as Team Balaclavas Red.

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=899964215&searchtext=
It's just an all-class backpack, r-tards. Also most of these Jungle submissions are bad. I saw at least 3 straight up reskins of the Well-rounded Rifleman.

>the medical substitute
it IS a medkit then

it's a cosmetic

>I saw at least 3 straight up reskins of the Well-rounded Rifleman
all of them probably got in since valve likes to approve existing stuff again and again

are you suuuuuuure?

animation is fucked

the word "toxic" needs to die asap

That was me, and I was speculating. We don't know what it does, and the entire thread looked like bullshit anyway.

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