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hello! this OP was made by a TF2 spy disguised as a OW player

enjoy the 3rd OP ruined in a row

Sleepy T.Racer

With bonus Bleu

Which of these two are the more cunty players?
Mercy mains or Hanzo mains?

Do we have like a PS4 group or something? SO sick and tired of losing alone

Delicious brown.

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Cute and Straight!

Gentlemen. How the fuck do we nerf Pharmercy?

That shit is completly ridiculous, especially on console

this is complaining general

What's so wrong in NA Servers that Mercy gets such a bad rep

So you decided to lose along with somebody?

*places defense system*

xth for have a nice day

Thanks for the cute Tracer! I'll kiss you.

>Meanwhile, in silver

>zero Ana femdom art
why live

I have 2 minutes on Genji but twice the legendaries now. Simply amazing.

Go Rein, get the Ana to go Mercy, and you've basically won.

>that guy who instalocks hanzo/widow even in PTR

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

how offensive am i supposed to be with ana?

You're autistic, here is a (You)

>6 losses, 3 wins, 1 draw
>First time playing Competitive since launch
>SR 2156

How the fuck does this shit work

>be Hanzo
>always get 3 picks in every fight
>have gold medals on damage, elims, objective time and obj kills (i know medals don't matter but for this case, for fuck's sake)
>Tracer in our team finds it right in their mind to complain when they can't even kill a fucking Rein standing still

>that guy who thinks hero choice matters in PTR

But we already won

Hana is pretty easy to sum up, cute. Not as dark as the other girls, a slender body, and not very curvy.And just like the rest of her body, Hana's butt would be fairly small too. Now, that isn't a bad thing, not at all. It would be the perfect size to grab, you could easily fit both cheeks into your hands. Giving her cheeks a small squeeze would pull them apart and reveal her butthole, which I guess would be one of the unique things about her. Unlike the others, I don't think Hana's butt would suit any particular clothing. It's the kind of butt that can't really be appreciated until you see it in the flesh. Not saying that her butt can't look good in clothes, but they would have to be pretty tiny and skimpy to really show off her cute rump.Her body might not have the same fatty softness as the others, but her skin is still smooth like silk, which makes her butt quite a pleasure to touch and feel. Having such a small ass would make Hana's anus rather defenseless, as doing something simple like bending over would be enough for her cheeks to move and reveal her cute hole.Speaking of, D.va's asshole would be a medium size, with fairly dark skin, and a pleasant, almost healing scent. Unlike the others, there wouldn't be any trace of color, remaining the same shade as the rest of her skin.Given what Hana is, things like hair or pimples wouldn't really exist. Of course, Hana washes herself, so there might be traces of stuff like soap, but there wouldn't really be any strong smell of sweat or bad scents or anything of the like.Hana's butt would be extremely tight. It would take quite a bit of work to get yourself in there.I guess she would have a perfect butt for people that are into butts and buttholes, yet don't like the idea of smells or tastes. A very clean and pure butt!

what's the funnest hero to play that your team wont complain about you choosing

Just wondering, how reliant is Overbuff?

lots of cheating hanzos recently.
this game seems to have lots of cheaters.

>everyone who kills me is a cheater
>/b/-tier slut picture

Are you 14 or something

Who the fuck is this semen demon, you shit

That bitch also cheated by putting plastic ballistics in her chest.

I ___ Pharah!

adore

>stupid fucking ape n*****
I get that he's supposed to be winston's counter and all, but yikes blizz...

Mei's body is built for breeding. Her purpose is to have the next generation of scientists grow in her womb.

want to hold hands with

Embarass the entire enemy team with

>gold weapon genji tryhard
>gold weapon hanzo tryhard

dude the environment lmao

>only play mercy
>literally the second anyone hints that anything whatsoever may be my fault i throw the game and dps mercy or jump off cliffs
>still diamond

Feels fucking good man. Don't forget, we win this game dps cucks

k
winterpierzina
they are real

youtube.com/watch?v=Qj6EFqfzUOY

>gold weapon anyone tryhard
Seriously, all gold weapons are tacky as fuck.

I met a cute D.va today.

>Falseflagging this hard

I'm not even giving a (You)

>be support main
>fire up some Quick Meme
>pick Zen
>rest pick Hanzo, Widow, Junkrat, 2 other meme DPS
>1 healer, 5 deeps
>get curbstomped

>fire up another Quick Meme
>literally same shit

mise well stick to comp

pretty much

i've literally been playing for the past 2 hours trying to win a single 1v1 for that damn loot box.

what the fuck is wrong with me?

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Delete

>tfw no Mercy duo anymore

Feels bad, man

>every game i have in QP is literally this
>just want to get better
>afraid of losing my rating

i know how you feel

Huh?

Healthy at any size

i could post stats

the funniest part is when dps complain that you're using pistol and you just say 'i'm doing damage like you! Why dont you play a healer?

and watch them melt down

>17 SR from diamond
>afraid of playing because i might go on a losing streak

i've won my past 8 or 9 games, i can feel in my bones that i'm going to get fucked

i really need a mercy gf irl.

>wanting a basic bitch

>no mercy and genji in the match
>game is enjoyable again all of a sudden

>can't decide between Scavenger or Cruiser skins

>tfw mercy main and never duo'd with anyone
>tfw gold dumpster anyway

I wanna be a mercy gf (male) irl

I don't have a Mercy main friend to help my DVA anymore

b.va

>Soldier beats D.Va almost ever single 1v1
What the fuck where they thinking with this character

Overwatch Contenders Season Zero
Immortals vs Tempo Storm
twitch tv/overwatchcontenders

What an awful position for a best girl to be in.

Hanzo could be removed from the game and it'd be a net positive

>been in groups with two or more mercy mains that I've met in my time playing and they friended me
>they don't fight and take turns being mercy

Too many snipers.

For a minute I thought I was in /mgg/ because of how long the OP was
rip

d.va's crit box is huge as fuck, that's the reason why.

is there an r/competitveoverwatch discord?

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Be my Mercy gf

>playing comp on Nepal
>enemy team has a good Hog
>our team's Winston says "everyone focus Hog!"
>Our Rein immediately charges Hog off the cliff in a suicide attack

Well, I guess Rein focused Hog...

Scavenger, my nigga

>people being able to walk into places freely
>not getting punished for being inside places
>no ebin dragen
that would be too fun

i get friend requests all the time being a mercy player but i dont like playing with people like that because usually they tank in performance after one game

i just want someone reliable who can actually turn around and notice a winston murdering me and do something about it

A true hero.

Okay!

love

Who is your favorite raibu /owg/?

>no NRG
BENCH DUMMY

They were the ones who sent the friend invites after 2-3 games each.

Honoka is my favorite.
In OW I play Reaper/Soldier/Orisa/Ana/Torb.

sufficient to sleepdart hogs, zenyatta and soldier ult

While you're at it, bench Numlocked as well.