League of Legends General - /lolg/

>tfw everytime someone ships Azir its with Quinn, Soraka, or Anivia

Quinn's pretty hot.

>Escapes any gank with E or Ult
>Kills your ADC with 2 spells
>Wins game by pressing R

MOST BALANCED CHAMPION IN THE GAME BRO

Fuck off with your autistic crack rat pick that gets obliterated by half decent competition

hard carry shitters aye

There is literally no excuse to play ranked regularly and not be AT LEAST Diamond 5 after a full year. Your second season of playing should end in Diamond - no exceptions

>lol but i have a life haha
i said if you play regularly. bitch.

>but i don't play to improve i play for fun!
then stay out of ranked you mong.

Why are there zero contest suggestions for the yordles so far?

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Best husbando c:

>mfe adc picks ezreal
Why do people enjoy being worthless

why did imthem leave

was it cause I made fun of him for being a virgin?

>tfw all of your champs are either meme picks or getting reworked soon

Why cant anybody on this Literature posting website fucking read?

If Riot updated Pulsefire Ezreal, thousands if not a few million players benefit.
For Free.
Making Pulsefire Caitlyn means people will have to shell out another $10-20 bucks to get her, resulting in hundreds of thousands in profit - again, possibly a million or two - instead. The work isnt even that much more, since design and concept art can be done simultaneously and the details and theme are already handled.
There is no incentive whatsoever to updating an existing skin, much less one that costs thirty five fucking dollars.

I sent in a suggestion for Poppy, they did nothing with it

also Im officially claiming Lulu. Other claims are unofficial and to be ignored.

>instalock zyra before calling my role because who cares it's a normal, I just wan my final S for M7
>braum calls supp before me
>fuck
>"what's left?"
>end going top
>see riven with championsip skin on loading screen
>concern.jpg
>turns out I had nothing to worry about, she can't even get near to me

C-can I try this in ranked?

>Kills your ADC with 2 spells
A burst mage I can understand

>Escapes any gank with E or Ult
Using a skill to escape a gank is fine

>Wins game by pressing R
Ultimately THIS is the thing that pisses me off about Orianna and what needs to be looked at.

who is the whitest champ in the game?

i want to make my aryan brothers proud

I love Lissandra!
Jesus Trent, you're getting more and more obnoxious by the day, man.

hey guys i'm gonna leave my wife here for a few minutes, nobody touch her okay?

any NA faggot wants to norms?

yeah but updating old skins also indirectly ups the value of other existing skins

It adds even more reason to buy existing Ultimate skins, knowing that they might get updated, and that Riot wont leave you in the cold.
Besides making skins is dirt cheap anyway, they just dont flood the store with them because they sell better when they are unique and seldom.
Now people get all hyped up over a new skin release, imagine if every champion had a skin of every theme, noone would even care.

claiming cutest rock mage with cutest eyebrows and adorable nose

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It's a shittier warning kingdom.
>tfw only have those
I lucked out I guess.

yeah sure ign?

get out please

whoops I accidentally fed her

ImThem

I want to be fucked by /lolg/.

There, I said it. I want to be throughly humiliated and degraded by everyone here. It turns me on when an ugly, filthy, fat neckbeard dominates me. I want to take multiple cocks at the same time while jerking off as many cocks as I can fit in my hand. I want everyone to cum on me and glaze me in their smelly, sticky cum. Then they'll leash me up and keep me in a cage, and use me whenever they feel turned on again.

They'll bring me out of my cage and force me to suck them off under their desks while they shitpost on /lolg/, or just slap and spank me until I beg for you to stop. Other times they'll have ME post on /lolg/ while fucking me, forcing me to try and have a normal conversation with people while my mind is only filled with images of dicks.

They'll have to feed me cum regularly though, or I'll starve, and that means I'll work extra hard for an extra load to fill my empty tummy.

I want to be murdered by Diana!

DatRumbleToxicAf

she looks like she's gonna touch me
control your woman user

what was it? I don't recall seeing it.

>Elise is one of the few champions I have literally never played.
>Jungle is my least favorite role
>Elise especially her blood moon skin makes my dick diamonds

should I buy her /lolg/?

I got Armello as a gift is it fun?

Also whats the best Sion skin? I got 20$ in RP now.

Today's been a weird birthday

League of legends

I sent it to the eyoson mail thing
was a one time use mail address something about poppy going to noxus to find the hero and engaging in lewd gangbangs

shut up Gumi

no she's boring

I ESNT TP LOIK ECXSVRLY LUKW DOANA!

gonna add you after this game, faggot new client does not let me accept

well im not fat and i cant grow hair on my neck or anywhere on my face
i also shower everyday, sometimes twice a day

What is that facial expression trying to say?

ok man ill be waiting

>implying my ethics are so irrevocably fucked that I'd indulge in extramarital affairs

This is why you're so disgusting, user. You're asking us to degrade ourselves for the sake of your own sick pleasure.

>playing Xayah
>30 seconds in
>"spiders are my spirit animal"
>instnatly mute character voices
fuck this goddamn character

She's nervous about her feminine penis and she doesn't want you to find out because she's scared of you not liking girls (male).

xth for breast metal waifu

:3c

>"I hope selling my body for buffs/a rework is worth it"

are you having a brain aneurysm?

why are girls so lewd

I know you guys say it as a joke, but xayah's voice lines are just way too fucking edgy for me, I just have to fucking mute voice lines man

gay

Are you at least Diamond 3 or above?
If not, don't buy her, because your team won't close out the game in the first 25 minutes and you will completely stop being a factor to the enemy team.
Alternatively, you can meme in Normal games playing her support.

No
Post alternative Lulus

>fuck this goddamn character
With pleasure.

user please, she's prime mindbreak material.

>being autistic

I wonder how many people would spend thirty five fucking dollars if it didn't look like a piece of shit, hmm??

>girls

For real though, Diana buffs when

The era of the jungle where you could Valkrin clear to hit 6 at 5 minutes was fucking Nirvana to me

i muted voice lines after playing with this lulu that couldnt fucking stop spamming everything she could, it actually made the game better by a lot, like removing pings and summoner names

Cutest cancer

>tfw swain rework is going to take away his warlock gameplay

I just know they will fuck it up. All for the sake of MUH LORE

no
I only post cute
delete this

>Be Riot
>release Xayah
>make her VO as obnoxious as possible
>release a legendary skin months later that fixes her edgyness and makes her a likeable character
>80% of the playerbase buys it and considers it mandatory
>mfw

Jokes on you I'm not ugly, fat nor a neckbeard

Rek'sai is hot fucking garbage right now holy shit
They need to at least reduce the base cd on her tunnels or something

or give her meaningful base damages
they are going to fix that you can walk out of her ult though

seriously her ult can be dodges by walking sideways with basic boots, its retarded as fuck

>Those thighs

I'll light her up if you get the drift

>Be Riot
>Hire Anthony Burch

I want Fiora to step on my balls!

When are Viktor and Cass going to DATE?

>change Reksais ult from utility global to point and click execute
>any retard can play her now
>even more annoying than before
How long before they cave and change TF's ult to a % health damage nuke?

>spiders are my spirit animal
>is a bird

FACT: Lulu is mine.
Anyone willing to challenge my superior claim must face me in a knife fighting duel and perish like the others.

Viktor doesnt care for real women.
He probably owns a few waifu pillows and made a a fembot for himself to pleasure he biological needs.
Girls a icky, especially sneks

>>Wins game by pressing R
>Ultimately THIS is the thing that pisses me off about Orianna and what needs to be looked at.
>>>>Half the Orianna games, even in comp, she whiffs her ult 7/10 times and still goes something like 6/0/10
>the other half her ult lands a huge hit thanks to team coordination but Orianna's kills come from her insane passive scaling

>It's a "Orianna's ult can hit me despite me having swifty boots, youmuus, and was actively running away specifically so I could get out of her ult"
What the fuck seriously

>Viktor doesnt care for real women.
*Hextechs your path*

Draven!
Best husband!
wrong!!

ugly hag

Most.
Alpha.
Champ.

sounds like you were playing a dashless character son maybe you should rethink your champ choices

Lumberjack is fucking amazing. M0 is grossly overhyped.

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take that back

>forever be cucked
>Despite you posting these like every day
I legitimately don't understand

Diver update at the end of the season, along with a mini-Nocturne and Ekko rework

*laughs obnoxiously*
* blocks your path*

>claim