/owg/ - Overwatch General

If Jack won't cuddle Ana I most certainly will!

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I have something like 2500 coins so worst case scenario I'll be missing one of them. Good luck user.

>IT'S HIGH NOON
>Boost up into his face

Sometimes I don't even shoot and just let the ult run out.

It would actually be more like McCree with Torbjorn's packs armed with a hitscan version of DVa's gun that has half the ammo.

I fucking hate having to lead projectiles in a space without real depth.

But I love Zen too much.

Fix a map without making an entirely new one
Hard mode (optional): Keep chokes

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Skins I stil need:
>Lucio
>D.va
>Tracer
>Symmetra
>Soldier
>Zarya

Also missing about half of the dance emotes.
Got about 11k shekels, probably gonna spend them on at least one skin, probably D.va or Tracer.

JUST BLUE MY LOOTBOX UP SENPAI

Im going to accept not getting all of them and just buy one skin then save the remainder for the next event

fuck this sounds amazing nevermind

MADA MADA

>Mercy mains

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is there more to this

Same. I don't feel too bad because I think half the event skins are kinda shit.

would you bug an omnic?

Without a doubt

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What an adorable thug.

>Tracer arm things store her weapons

oh.

>tfw literally realized this at the same time

thanks tracerposter

>1v1 stuff
>Pick Mei
>Foe picks Tracer
>Starts blinking autistically in obvious patterns
>Starts running in circle
>Can't do shit
>Right click
>Headshot

Oh

how does that work

>Also Reyes resented Jack for 20 years that he got the promotion over him.
We both know there is much more than that. And we both know Overwatch didn't get in the way for anyone else.
You're making a dangerous bet even more so with that exchange against you. You're putting a sunken boat on life support.

Jack thought Ana was shooting at him until he realized the pain was going away. He said so in the damn comic. Does that kill your ship too?
They're soldiers. Both of them are at liberty to shoot each other in terms of narrative and get away with it.

>Start trying to place today
>Illios I decide to go Winston
>Do really well, get the first two with ease
>Somebody picks a third tank on temple, so I switch to Mei
>Barely lose
>Teammate starts raging at Lucio
>Lucio and other guy argue back
>Try to smooth things and calm them down on next match
>We lose it too
>By this point half the team is fighting and we lose again.

Why do they get to so angry? I'm afraid to do the rest of my placements.

it's like concealed carry for autists

crossdraw: you draw from the side opposite your drawing hand

>Route 66 attack
>get an autolock Hanzo and Widowmaker after everyone has already picked heroes
>say in chat "great, 2 fucking snipers"
>they both start having sperg-rage fits in chat
>lose game
>typical "i have gold damage wtf r u doin?" at end of game

If we could weaponize this level of autism, we could wipe the earth clean. Why are online games nowadays just cesspools of entitled faggots?

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But the way its placed on her forearms, she'd have to grab one gun first, then the other.

>Yooooouuuuuu DENSE motherfucker

Unless it's mechanically assisted.

Looks like they pop out on their own.

>tracer breaks her neck

>178804974
>the German Mercy mains on EU servers are super sweet desu
And the ones that aren't are Yennefer-of-Vengerberg-tier snarky. It's wonderful.

they just pop out when she wants them, probably controlled with the same magic that controls mercy's wings and pharah's jets or rein's engine thing or any of the other things in this game that seem to be controlled by mind powers

>when you finally become proficient and carry yourself out of your shitty rank

She's not too bright, that one.

>played Zen for the first time today
how can this nigga be so chill?
how does he do it?

so complicated. What's wrong with good ol fashion holsters.

>Hiya daddy-o

I got a heal of 10,900 somethin in a game today. Is that good?
I fapped to this.

>When you only play comp with your friends but your friends are shitters

It always annoyed me that he doesn't holster his revolver when he does his hat tip emote.

>3 golds
>oh boy! hopefully a good skin!
>coins and a normal duplicate
fml

nth for Bleu
>tfw haven't got her gold icon yet

if you ain't hittin' 20k heals don't you dare to speak to me

Is this shit reportable?

% healed is more important, anything below 30% is bad, 30-40% is average/above average

I'm in bronze and average 15k

Can someone explain to me why everyone seems to have a fucking robot limb?

he spits into his bandana when you do the spit emote with one of the bandana skins on

Because it's cool.

I know this one. My friend that I play with is decent mechanically but has like zero gamesense. Queueing with him makes me the highest elo person in the game by a large margin so it's kinda fun sometimes.

Arms get chopped off by omnic extremist groups

Shit happens

>Get commended for kill-assists rather than healing
That's bad, right?

Future technology.
For some of them, it's just some kind of clothing / powered exoskeleton thing, not actually a prosthetic.
Like Lucio. He actually has legs, last I knew.

ow theatrical teaser in december 2015 clearly depicted her holsters, no big surprise comrade

Still haven't gotten any event skin. All I get are badly animated dance emotes. Life is suffering.

Oh yeah, I've known that for awhile now.

Ok
Oh, I'll take not next time.
I'm not to level 25 yet.

For me it's the opposite; they all have decent awareness and gamesense except for Damien stop charging in for fucks sake but I'm the only one who can aim.

I really wish McCree had nicer skins, to me they are all shit, but he is also my favorite to play as.

fuck that bothers me so much

what about the skins make them shit

Name something more annoying than an enemy escaping with or surviving with one bar of health

Worse is shit like Winston or Torb ult that they use when their about to die

Riverboat's pretty nice though, right?

I don't play McCree at all but his two mustachio gambler skins are amazing. The "who's got the hot hand?" voice line for them is cool too.

Most of my friends want to queue Comp games, so we only play QP.

The only other person in my list of friends that plays comp is 1k-SR bad, and plays with 100 ping.

This game is truly suffering solo, and I'm given almost no option to play Comp otherwise, so I don't. I only did placements and wound up in the middle, around 2500.

Getting hit by a Hanzo's arrow that wasn't aimed at you.

>People always draw Mercy as some cute waifu when she's actually a middle aged hag

It just means that you stuck with your DPSs instead of your tanks for most of the match.
And if you had an Ana with the tanks, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about.

>Kill D.Va Mech
>NERF DIS

>Kill D.Va Mech
>Plugs in the pig-battery and has a new mech within seconds

Missing every single shot you meant to hit someone with

As tracer, dying to a Mei's rightclick from across the map.

There's NOTHING in the game worse.

what emotion is that expression meant to convey

The Overwatch universe is ripe with spin off game potential. What would you want to see?

>tactical espionage action

meant for

I had similar issues with my placements, playing in the afternoons I got matched with a lot of kids who would throw matches by starting shit with their team.

Went 6-4 and got 347X after being low master last season. Just go in with the mindset to play your best characters and do the best you can, if the medals reflect that it helps.

I would imagine the UN would not take kindly that Jack was fucking his second in command. Yes it would certainly get in the way. She was his enforcer. Other Overwatch agents would not take her seriously if she had something deep going on with the commander.
And that was more of a joke to lighten up the mood. He wasn't aware of the biotic rifle and its abilities. It also shows that he didn't need to know of the existence of the biotic rifle to know that she was alive. And i really feel sorry for you because it sounds like you love abusive relationships. Reyes resented Jack because of the promotion. Everybody has said there relationship turned to shit after Jack got promoted.

Mercy appears to be ageless, friend. And qt af.

Gamblor is better though colorscheme though.

If I played comp, and had the gold gun for him, it would look really nice together.

What about getting 1-deag'd by a damage boosted Mccree?

A teammate just wandering away from a winnable fight and leaving you for dead.

I know your defense matrix is off cooldown you selfish fucking idiot

I don't know, I don't find them appealing. It's nothing in particular, they just seem, in my opinion, lackluster.
It's one of the better ones, though I think it would be better if he kept his goatee instead of the mustache.

>Gamblor
This is McMeme's name now as far as I'm concerned.

It would never happen but an MGS5 style game set during overwatch / blackwatch time would be amazing.

As a Tracer player, you know not to go near McCree if you can help it. So if you die to one, then you know you fucked up.

Mei, on the other hand, has little to no damage falloff on her M2, so she can literally spam a choke with it and randomly hit me in the body for most, if not all, of my health.