/2hug/- Touhou General

Ice cream without Colbert edition

Last dumdum : >So what is this game?
Touhou is a bullet hell game made by ZUN. Instead of ship or robots it features anime girls fighting youkai and such.

>Why isn't this in /jp/
Some Cirno poster made a thread just for a get and now we're here.

>Where should I start?
the games until 5 were designed for the PC-98 platform, which would require an emulator. It's recommended you start either with the sixth (first Windows game) or the second game (as the first one isn't a bullet hell) and work your way up from there
some games aren't your usual bullet hells but should be played anyway
1: Arkanoid
7.5, 10.5, 12.3, 13.5, 14.5: Fighting games
The others follow the basics of the bullet hell genre but usually add a game play twist.


>Where can I get the games?
moriyashrine.org/classic-era-th6th95.html
moriyashrine.org/retro-era-pc-98.html

>how to be a primary for good children
m.imgur.com/s1JmZu8

DEMO LINKS:
Four seasons:
mega.nz/#!hIZTTapC!1A4MTSueiirqFTfLkMeSab3cd6B9b5s4uITU-DlUs2c

AoCF:
mega.nz/#!g4d0hRqS!cyFKIH3U_On3zUBNA6GtcIjNjrN3IK4StJBPalFafQM

Touhou is a video game and we're not disturbing anybody.

Other urls found in this thread:

danbooru.donmai.us/pools/7719
youtube.com/watch?v=zKUsuvHYL9A
youtube.com/watch?v=-F3_Cj-fMWw
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Which 2hu confession would you accept?
danbooru.donmai.us/pools/7719

For this thread I have planned something special.

I hope you'll enjoy the little suprise coming up today.

GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! I WANT TO MARRY CLOWNPIECE!

Are you going post yourself dressed up as a 2hu?

Can I marry them all? Or at least leave my seed in each of them?

youtube.com/watch?v=zKUsuvHYL9A

I like Kokoro's.

The Colbert version was pretty damn funny

Too bad it's associated with /pol/shit

4th boss appreciation!

Sakuya is literally perfect.

I wanna marry Sakuya and have a child with her!

Slut

You better delete that post right fucking now

>15 posts in
>no gameplay or lore discussion

>16 posts in
>Junkofag still pretends to be le epin thread killer

I believe that was YuukaAnon

Not if I do it first!

I already did, twice, in fact

>calling me the junkoposter

nice try junkoposter but you wont fool me

Well...
I just did a marathon run of a few games back to back for a friend who has never seen them. I am terrible so they didnt really see the final bosses.
My hand kind of hurts now after 9
I feel like having to mash z to fire bullets really sucks
why did zun do that?

That's what she makes you belive.
But in reality both of those are mine~

Impossible, even if I was a cuck and I asked her, too, Sakuya would never cheat on me, she's too loyal for that

>Liking the inferior jojo reference
>When Yumeko exists

It's like you unironically enjoy shit

If only ZUN make the game easier then we would have an actual game discussion.

You mean to remilia.
You'll never be higher than her mistress.

LOL who cares about that old hag

Then I guess I'll have to make both of them my wife then!

t. faggot

anyone touhou you have a dislike for? what is the reason?

Literally who?

Miko
He's the worst 2hu and a mistake

Too late, way ahead of you pal.

I admire your attempt.

Holy fucking shit user you're such a fucking casual holy dicknipples.

Only the best sword wielding maid with the golden hair and smile

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I don't like Sakuya user anymore.
Reimu, let the Youkai live.

What'd I ever do to you?

I was OK with you when we were discussing eratohok and junk, but just look from here: To here:I dunno man, something about this whole entire section bothers me maybe it's those counterarguments. Or how it's kinda a waste.

You know what

>Reimu

I was just having a bit of fun to keep the thread alive

No, Youkai can go to hell for all I care. They don't even bother cleaning up their own filthy dirty mess after having a party at the shrine. Who's going to clean the mess? That's right, poor Reimu.

Fuck Youkai

Keeping the thread alive is good, I approve. Still, something disturbs me about the whole thing. Maybe I'm "too serious" for 2hug.
You're right, Reimu is poor. Dirt poor.

>I was OK with you when we were discussing our shitty fangame that has nothing to do with 2hu

>dirt poor
Too far user. Too fucking far.

It was a temporary thing, like Era-user said he'll try to make these things monthly and only if we request it. It really did help us stay alive so I didn't mind it.
I just want 2hug to live, but we can't really discuss anything new most of the time.

Where can I find replays/videos for EoSD?
BTW EoSD still best 2hu game

Hecatia!

user requested the vanilla version.
maybe next thread

still a touhou game

>EoSD
>best
user pls, they didn't even have the comfiest theme.

youtube.com/watch?v=-F3_Cj-fMWw

Aren't Touhou itself a fan-game?

Of what, user?
Blockbreakers?

I'm vague about it. Doesn't the Touhou franchise made by fan or something? As in a single man ZUN collaborate with the fans tomake the game?

You mean you're unsure.
The shooters are all made by ZUN alone

Then what does it mean by Touhou being the most prolific fan-made shooter series in Guneiss WR 2011?

The "fan-made" confuse me. Besides, no way the Touhou series is a one-man job. ZUN must collaborate with someone.

It's proably a "you play as a shrine maiden named danmaku" moment. Touhou is a doujin game after all.

>pick Marisa for the first time
>use her bomb
>it's a big fucking explosion
Holy shit, I don't think I can ever play as other character ever again.

>posting Walfas bullshit

These sort of people should be permanently banned and after that, rangebanned.

Is there any more?

I don't know? I found this while googling "marisa master spark". Maybe you can view it related image.

This is Marisa. I want to put my peepee inside her miracle, pull it out and put it back again at a very fast pace until white pee came out from my peepee.

*yuyuko
I really messed that one up

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>it took 3 panels before pain kicked in

Will you marry another 2hu after your wife die?

>another
>implying I can even marry
>implying I'm not destined to die alone

No, because I'd be the one more likely to die first

>page 10
ded 2hug

Let me guess, Mokou?

Wow, do you want to address we didn't even hit 100 unique posters last thread too? That would be lovely.

Why do Reimu need money anyway?

She makes old men please her for money.

>tfw I don't have enought 2hu pictures to keep the thread alive and now all I have left are meme images

I got you covered

I don't want images of Yucka to taint my hard drive, you fag

>Yucka
You go too far

Don't die

BOMBAH

bombah?

What do you do when you're overwhelmed with bullets?

Explode

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>we are better than /jp/ we have meaningfull discussions

Just post you're waifu and talk about 2hus

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Where is that special thing dude? I've been waiting all day.

I'm going to marry Satorin!

I'm going to squeeze Staroin so hard she explodes!

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So that was it? Lame

Just what did you expect from some dumb shitposter

>leave the lunarians to us
I actually ran out of 2hu images to post to bump the thread

Get some more I have over 10000 2hu images

Do you really think that was me?

Then the gears have been set in motion.

It will slowly evolve over the time, destroying the hope in the hearts of people takes time.

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/2hug/ is unusually slow today, like, slower than usual