Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvetteā„¢ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k
>Nothing in this post can be proven wrong

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.

why do you do this you fucking loser

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people on Veeky Forums are impressed when an user posts their 10k car and you are asking why people don't own a new corvette?

I'm... thinking about it really...


A convertible Vette like the old days

watch him sperg

I can buy a hayabusa and have more fun for 1/5 of the price

Remember that "sage" goes in the options field, folks

Because I have a better car.

It really puts everyone else to shame.

sure it does

Mean While in australia

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called it

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wat the fug

do people actually buy this shit

WHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA???!
where the fuck is this?

How about you read the fucking posts around the one you're replying to? That usually helps with context, especially if the filenames are in some way connected to each other.

why would i read my own thread?
i have things to do

I don't know, you might want to avoid looking like a colossal moron to a bunch of autists on the internet.