Seller's pics of the car have filters on them

>no pictures of rear right rocker panel
>'no rust, never in an accident'

>MINT with 198k miles, never abused!
>has plow attached

>just needs a $15 part to fix but Seller is too lazy to fix

>Indian seller name
>Car is being sold at a roadside garage

>no pictures of the car at all
>pictures taken from google
>only one blurry picture of the car from far away
>multiple pictures, but all of them are weird close ups that only show unimportant parts

I see all of these regularly

>owner says car runs great with no problems
>engine sounds like a dying duck
>car shakes violently when idle

>driver seat entry side rubbed gaping open with filling sticking out
>shifter stick bag worn and with holes in it
>steering wheel shiny as fuck

>ORIGINAL 50k MILES! :^)

>mfw

>car is parked infront of a council flat

What really pisses me off is when the seller doesn't include interior shots or the vin number.
And when you message them asking if they could send you some interior pics/vin number, they get all pissy and say that is only for "serious buyers".

>seller makes tragic and consistent spelling mistakes

>no time wasters or tire kickers

>ad is short, not many pictures, pictures are shit, car looks rough
>car is actually great and in really good condition

>owner is white

>see car on Craigslist
>car looks normal
>has low miles
>is well maintained
>ad has all the necessary information
>lots of pics showing the car from every angle, interior shots, engine bay shots
>car is also cheap
>ad has been on for months and still not sold
>hesitant to check it out because it seems too good to be true
>bite the bullet and go to inspect car
>everything IS perfect about it
>buy it after the smooth test drive

true story btw

Clearly it was meant to be, user. It hadn't sold because it was waiting for you.

It was probably a really gay car, have fun in your gaymobile gayboy!!!

>$1
or
>call for price

>license plate is obscured by cameraman's finger

>just testing the waters...

Did you write the contract in your own blood?

Deals like those I only ever see come up when they're about some +30 year old car that is very unknown/not very attractive. It may be completely restored, owned by an ethusiast and so on, but the value just isn't high because its not a popular collectors car or similar

I lucked out with my own Hilux because the ad had really shit pictures and there was little info - I guess people just thought it wasn't anything special. I had been driving for nearly 10 hours, checking out multiple other pickups which were all terrible, and was heading home when I figured I might aswell stop by and look at it (it was 15 minutes away from where I live). Sure enough; it was a damned fine thing and it became mine after 20 minutes

Its weird to look at photos of what it looked like when I picked it up

For information: in my country you can check any licence plate on the goverment website and see its history in terms of milage and years and dates it passed inspection(every two years)

> Licence plate blurred out
> Licence plate with a piece of cloth over it
> Licence plate poorly whited out in MS paint

> Owner reports milage as x, but goverment website can tell that last inspection had milage y greater than x

> NEWLY INSPECTED
> Was inspected 18 months ago

>seller takes up a whole page listing their car multiple times

>pictures are all saved from snapchat

You can do the same thing here. It'll also give the reports from inspections, so you can get an indication of the car's problems and how well it's been looked after.

> Licence plate blurred out
> Licence plate with a piece of cloth over it
> Licence plate poorly whited out in MS paint
The only reason to do this is because they don't want you looking it up as above or on an HPI site. That or they're just a fucking moron who thinks you can somehow track them down and rape them by looking at the number plate. Either way it's a major red flag.

>seller says the car is in good condition
>dents on every panel
>rusted wheel arches
>doesn't idle right
>low mileage
>300k miles
>1 picture

>every pic includes the seller's spread asshole

>pictures only show one side of car
>car history reveals accident

>snapchat overlays

>"ah, i just don't have time for it anymore"
read: doesn't run

>no engine bay shots

>car is perfect
>except that it's missing a part
>it's a cheap and easy fix that you can do yourself

>no test drive without cash in hand

no problem as long as you dont mind a pistol in my other hand.

>Interior shots of a small coupe
>only show the tiny back seats

>loads of pics from every direction
>taken right outside of car wash about 4 seconds after water shut off

Happened to my friend. Wish it would happen to me.

>6cyl 80's Mercedes
>30k miles
>$400
>dry stored for 20 years
>almost new
>doesn't run
>lots of options
>everything works
>seller claims it just needs tank fuel pump
>seller has pump, just too lazy to install
>seller's wife wants it off driveway
>buy car
>seller helps friend install pump
>car now runs and friend drives it home.

>pictures are taken after rain, so that the scratched up paint doesn’t look so bad.

>he doesn't know why

i look so cute in this photo

I've seen this on fucking dealerships. Like how do you fuck up that bad? My favorite is when s morbidly obese guy is taking the pictures from the backseat of a coupe and you can see how uncomfortable he is in the reflections

>ad says "selling for cheap because the car has body damage in a specific area"
>includes pics of the car before the accident but not after

>one life to live
>this is the face your dealt

nature is savage

wow. Alphonse is hot

Is that really the trolling nigger?

>ad has 3 swear words per sentence
>uses finger to cover license plate
>private party ad but the number is from a car dealership
>one word ads
>1 picture or no picture at all

>seller's Miata has a hardtop on in all pics
>"hardtop NOT included, will only sell separately for $1200 extra"
>bonus points for "no soft top"

thats a nice one

>LOW MILES
>over 100k

damn. no wonder everyone hates him. they're jealous. lol

You better not call me and ask me if I'd take $800 u goof

i want to punch ariana grande in the face

Is this Alphonse the nigger he has that Pepe face

U like diks ur somthng

do you like gonorrhea?

i wouldn't post the vin number or give it out on the phone to whoever
people can use it for insurance scams

...

I'm going to find you and put you into the ground.

Prepare yourself

Fite me faggit

>car has aftermarket mods
>seller thinks this increases its value

>car listed as manual
>no interior pics

transmission: manual

>car has paddle shifters

>cameraman covers the license plate with finger
>you can still see the license plate anyway

>not interested in selling, just testing the waters

>Jeep

>testing the waters
What did he mean by this?

se hablo espagnol

this is normal

Is it really that hard to crop out an ifunny watermark? I really don't get it.

>he thinks I'm going to fight him
I don't think you understand what I'm telling you

See the thing is, no one cares.

>call to ask about car
>black sounding voice

I lol'd

hey that happened to me. bought an 05 volvo s40t5 in mint condition for 3.5k USD. ad was up for like 3 months and the seller said he had flakers all the time, told me he was surprised someone even bought it cuz he lost hope.

>asking price is without the wheels

I hate coons so I enjoy wasting their time.
"How much without the nigger wheels?"
"Does it smell like blacks/menthols?"
"How often have you been pulled over in this vehicle? Will police target me, thinking it's you?"
Stupid niggers get mad. Love how they'll paint an interior with marker or literal house paint if it is peeling.
Dumb as fuck.

>negotiable price

I never get this, you are basically saying: "I want 5k for it but just ask and you can have it for 4.5k"

Ofc every price is negotiable but you shouldn't outright tell them that

>this entire ad

>was running when parked 25 years ago

>probably cannot be rebuilt

it hurts me inside that people just let this kind of shit happen, it's not that hard to see cars go up in value and think "maybe i should store this somewhere instead of letting it rot away like a fucking idiot"

In my experience, 90% of the time "No time wasters or tire kickers"
actually means "I'm trying to sell you a broken car and don't want you finding out".

>rotary
>200k miles
>missing a seal
>$5k

>german wagon with a diesel engine imported from germany
>ORIGINAL 120,000 KMS NEVER ROLLED

>Mazda RX-8 for sale
>£2000
>no pictures of the engine bay
>"reluctant sale runs great missus just wants something a bit bigger haha"

>car in good condition, great price
>description is copy-pasted from the manufacturer's website
>mentions the powerful engine a few times
>hidden somewhere in the block of text: engine not included

>£
lol

>excellent photos of the car
>description is a few copy-pasted paragraphs of the car's wikipedia article
>very low price
>small print near the bottom
>*mint condition [car] owners manual*

>search for very specific model/component
>almost all results are spam with a long list of unrelated terms in the description

>haha, he lives in a nicer country than me
What did he mean by this?

>search for specific car
>RENAULT CLIO FOR SALE NOT NISSAN NOT HONDA NOT FORD NOT PEUGEOT NOT VOLKSWAGEN NOT TOYOTA

I hope you'll get your comeuppance.

why would a hunk of rust cost 3 and a half grands ?

holy fuck i just realized it says "PRICE REDUCED"