Retarded Road Rage Thread

>going down the road
>sunglasses on
>toyota camry in front of me
>swerving all over the place
>swerves into right lane(my lane) and stops
>I decide not to pass due to middle lane traffic
>camry starts moving again
>swerves into the middle lane
>time to pass this idiot
>passing them
>they try to swerve into my lane again
>start honking at me
>its a woman in her 20's
>take a picture of my license plate
>come to a red light
>roll down their window, start to curse me out "I HAVE A BABY IN HERE YOU COULD HAVE KILLED HIM"
>tip down sunglasses
>"Is the baby driving?"
>green light
>speed off

Am I cool Veeky Forums?

Close enough.

>rolling down the road
>tunnel, not supposed to change lanes
>need to be in the right lane because the exit is literally right after the tunnel
>pickup going 30MPH under
>ok whatever
>hot shit bitch whizzes by in the left lane
>stomps the brakes after the tunnel
okay here we go dot jaypeg
>casually signal and enter the exit lane
wait for it
waaaait for it
>crazy bitch stomps it to swerve into the exit lane ahead of me
>knock it down to 3rd and engine brake, not trying to go all up her ass
>bitch stomps the brakes again around the corner
ok, 2nd...
>bitch can't take a corner over 5MPH
>ok fuck it whatever
>clutch in and coast
>I'm pointing at her side while she's trying to negotiate not hitting the outside barrier

She tried to book it out of there but too bad she had to navigate a series of other tight turns and stops while I continued to play nemesis always slowly catching up in the rear view.

>Not leaving distance and calling 911 when someone is swerving.

>"Is the baby driving?"
I really hope this story is true, because this is great.

>driving my shitcube
>two lane road
>in left lane
>get up to stoplight
>car in the right turn lane at the front has a flat tire
>chick outside standing on the phone next to car
Now I should probably mention it's winter time and if she had just went a little further and turned right at the light she would've had a shoulder on the road to pull off on and not clog up traffic
>pull up next to her
>wait till light is green
>"nice park job ya dumb cunt"
>woman goes apeshit
>kicking snow up at my car and shouting obcentities at me
>go on my way to work
>cop comes into my work 10 mins later asking for me
>cop says he got a call about a road rage incident
>explain what actually happened
>cop agrees with me stating that the woman who called it in sounded frantic and pissed
>mfw the dumb cunt called the cops on me
But wait it gets better
>coming home from work
>see her car now with a spare on it
>right behind her in the left turn lane
>she sees me and fucking books it on the red light
>I follow
>her shit Altima is no match for my shit CUBE
>get her plates
>go to police station next day with dash cam footage of her running the red
>they thank me for the footage but warned me not to chase someone through a red light again or else they'd have to ticket me
If your reading this ya dumb cunt don't park and clog up traffic next time huh?

Post pics of cube

>I'm a passenger in a new pigfat F150
>going to home depot with bro to pick up flooring and trim
>hauling a trailer too
>stuck behind a black Accord doing a full 15 under the limit
>stuck behind him for several miles
>can't pass
>bro flashes high beams at him
>Accord brake checks us
>trailer almost jackknifes
>bro gets pissed
>cuts into the drirt shoulder on a rough 2 lane road
>flies passed the Accord, cuts in front of him
>brake checks him so hard he comes to a full stop
>he pulls off the road completely, can be seen fumbling to keep a phone held to his ear
>traffic is backed up behind us for half a mile
>carry on like nothing happened

Consequently engineered flooring really isn't worth it. If you want the best fit and finish you need a real hardwood. It'll last longer, and you don't run into the same issues of the mid layer breaking down over time which causes the click lock system to pop out of place. Never skimp on the underlay either.

Wait the lady was trying to get her tire fixed for like 8hours?

I will say engineered flooring is a nice option for those who do not want carpet, but cannot afford real hardwood

What about bamboo? That couldn't cost that much.

congrats, you're both dumb asses

Nope that's the other thing I kinda forgot apperently she drove off after she called the cops because they said they couldn't find her afterwards

If I can find one here
>I did some dumb shit as a teen so I plastidipped the rims and a stripe on the hood.

I know you realize it's shit, but damn man, peel that shit off. Makes you look like trash!

If you want it to be a little trashy then make it classy trash and just buy some XXR wheels of eBay and throw em on..

Which Depot, I sell flooring in that hell you mightve bought offa me

>Driving my shitbox
> in the right lane coming up to an intersection
>SUV riding my ass, changes to left lane and accelrates to overtake me
>Slightly accelerate to defend my lane
>SUV mashes the gas and is going at least 65mph in a 45
> Cop on a bike waiting behind some bushes on the opposite side of the road
> Catches SUV and lights it up at the intersection, they take a right and pull over
> I take my right and drive by, it's some teenage kid

I was expecting it to be some soccer mom, but sorry m8 u messed with the wrong civic

Actually I traded it in and did an even trade for a 2001 V6 mustang
Did I do good besides v6?

For some reason I remembered the Cube being more hard edged, like the first gen Xb, I really can't think of a good way to make that thing look better.

i have laminate and at least half of the floorboards in my room are uneven and creak constantly after about 7 years. not good.

>woman in 20 with kid
probably a nigger child
you should have killed them

Bamboo flooring is so unbelievably soft, if there was skittle on the floor and you stepped on it ontop of a bamboo floor you would permanently have a dent in your floor.
The little rocks will gouge it, it's awful. Sure laminates that everyone thinks are the rage right now are soft, but they'll only deform after extended periods of pressure, like if you set a table on it and never move it the feet will slowly make a dent. But bamboo is out of the question for anyone who isn't an absolute neat freak white collar single gay male in his 50's.

>cruising on motorway at rush hour
>outside lane is a solid line of cars all going exactly the speed limit
>I'm in the inside lane doing the speed limit because there is no point in being in the passing lane
>see a car up ahead doing 90 or so
>line up with a gap in the outside lane ready to move over
>guy in the outside lane behind me uses his tactical genius to figure out my intentions
>decides he doesn't want this to happen for some reason
>starts to close the gap
>I start indicating over as we are approaching on the slow car
>he's now tailgating the fuck out of the car in front
>I move over anyway
>retard somehow doesn't understand that you can't block a car that is in front of you
>gets himself cut off
>starts flipping his shit behind the wheel and flashing his high beams
>how dare a car doing exactly the same speed as me merge into a gap in front of me with at least 3 seconds of indication in heavy traffic
>I stay in outside lane queue in front of him because now there are a large amount of slow cars in the inside lane
>he's getting more and more fucked off
>he is holding me personally responsible for his inability to do 10 over dispite the queue
>inside lane clears up and like a normal person I move over and resume my casual cruise at 5 over
>he flies past me, starts pretending to swerve into me
>pulls in front of me and starts brake checking
>he thinks he can outbrake my integra in his levin
>I just patiently wait and then chop him on the outside
>he's now trying the swerving thing again
>stare him straight in the eyes
>he's mad
>nod to him
>honk the horn 3 times
>on the third honk I floor it in 3rd
>he tries in vain to catch up
>chopped that fag
>he got stuck behind a truck
>mfw I confused the fuck out of a road rager by pretending I thought he just wanted to race

>red light ahead and decent amount of traffic
>stop at drawn lines outside firestation as to not block it and signs saying so to do this
>fucking stupid wop woman behind me throwing her hands up and honking her horn yelling move