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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

itt: we confess our sins

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

i made fun of bitcoin

now im a butthurt nocoiner missing out on getting rich

WebTool
WebTool

I'm getting fat but I don't really care enough about my life to stop eating so much.

DeathDog
DeathDog

meme stocks and option trading exhausted me I lost money. now I just buy and hold for dividends

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I get paid to shill the index fund and passive investing meme.

pro tip: buy and hold would have destroyed your portfolio for 20 years after the 1929 crash. Even the ardent passivefag would have eventually given in and sold.

TechHater
TechHater

My best friend (woman) got a boyfriend and I'm actually really fucking mad and jealous.

Why am I so pathetic? I didn't even care if she got a boyfriend before, and no I didn't want to be her boyfriend. I think I'm jealous because she doesn't spend as much time with me as she used to before.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

the real question is why you wouldn't want a woman who was your best friend to be your gf? she fugly or somethin?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

No, she's a 9/10 with a really great personality. I just don't really want to tie myself in a relationship.

We were fuck buddies for two years but then it got boring. I

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I once fucked my girlfriend's mom

Supergrass
Supergrass

maybe its because you instinctively realize that if the relationship is a success, the friendship will never be the same. just because the new guy becomes the best friend plus so much more, and on top of that will probably be ensuring she doesn't stray far from him or texts you a lot.

I mean how would you feel if your gf was constantly texting/calling/getting coffee with her ex-fuck buddy? probably a little unnerved.

yep, this is the beginning of domestication. kiss her goodbye, its been nice

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

you were the problem now she can finally be happy. he probably gives it to her rough in the ass

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Imagine her tight little cunt gripping his cock as he pumps her full of cum.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Whatever. If she shows a sign of distancing I'm just going to drop her. Not going to be dragged along as a third wheel.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I don't really care about the sexual aspect. She can get rammed by a pack of African Americans (tm) for all I care. It's the friendship I actually fear losing.

Not everything is about sex, you sexually deprived NEETs.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Just buy the dip; there'll always be more dips

w8t4u
w8t4u

I get in discussions on topics I know nothing about, and learn about the topic as the discussion rolls on.

I also think this is a good idea, and motivates me to learn.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

gives it to her dry, I meant to say. no lube. well her blood eventually adds some moisture. She accepts that pain because she thinks thats the only way she can be loved. Every other man in her life deserted her, just like you did. nobody was willing to fight for her. she wasn't worth it and she believes it too. lol

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I spend $3 on Powerball every week.

Everyone else my age spends like $7 at Starcocks every day and I hate coffee, so it's a good trade-off, even if my odds of winning the jackpot are astronomically low.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Maybe you ought to go after her, dude. Shit like that doesn't come along all the time. Stop being "fuck buddies" and make up your fucking mind and take her back. Fuck it, just do it. You'll kick yourself for not doing it.

Evilember
Evilember

lost $54 on drys
could've made $56

thats my worst.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Yeah, but it fucks up the pool of information for the rest of us.

I wonder how many idiots on this board took advice here seriously and lost everything.

WebTool
WebTool

AND Yet you said you were fuck buddies. Man, just go get her. Ya treat like she's yours and that's it. And don't do any three ways and shit like in Chasing Any to test the relationship. Just grab her...And take her!!!

StonedTime
StonedTime

I always turn out to be right though.

I'm really good at taking the right side in discussions based on what I read or hear other people say about those things, no matter how little I read or hear.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Stop being such a pussy. Show her that she means something to you. There's guys out there that would give their left nut to be in your shoes.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I think most people already know what they're gonna do and just need another pic or confirmation.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

She served as his fuckbuddy. She's obviously a whore.

Going steady with her is probably the worst thing he could do.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

bougt SYS at 700
didn't sell at 3800
sold at 1000

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

70% of my portfolio

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Life is meaningless

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

FUCKING WHY

askme
askme

I set a limit order and walked away and basically just fumbled it. Could have seen the drop coming if I watched it.
I feel fine with it though, I could healthily profit at $1.50.
Wild ride brotha no brakes. For the record I've never blown an account.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

lolololololoolllooool.

Another basement dwelling neet looking for a perfect unicorn girl that doesn't exist.

Mad u ain't getting none bro?

Soft_member
Soft_member

I'm married you dope.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

iktf

eGremlin
eGremlin

sold fake shit i bought for ~150 dollars for over 700 dollars

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