Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

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>all of security chasing me
>hide behind a bush
>it works

thread is dying pumf, and the serb with it

>it's a all of sec can't catch one clown episode

Great job guys.

thanks QM, for having a good shift with me and wrangling around that one tard cargo tech

>Do chaplain hive gimmick
>Actually get xenos spawned in
>Round ends because it was revs

What a shame

RIP spess you were something.

And, to add I gave the clown advanced shoes so it made the saxing funnier.

>another round of botanist + nova flower murderbone

I caught the clown the first time around, but then the HoS slipped letting him go.
And then she kept slipping over and over because "wat are walk"

>rev AI
>notice security being incompetent, my laws tell me to encourage rebellion
>start opening doors for the cuffed clown so he can escape

Security was a mistake.

>it's an "entire station bullies the shit out of security" round

thanks bby, was wondering why you opened the theater door

Friendly reminder that advanced clown shoes are lube immune.

>be cap
>find a weird egg in the salvage shuttle
>go to botany to see if it'll hatch
>walk over to the incubator
>botanist tries flashing me
>the fucking captain
>*unzips cap laser*
>gunbutt him once because lolrange
>novaflowers me
>pussy out and run
>make a detailed sec report on him
>still wasn't found by the time the round ends

>Johnson Nugget attacks you in the chest with 'Freeform' Hacked AI Module!

>Reving the Ai
Dickest of dick moves.

>tfw the cap publically hit on the HoS
>HoS says she already has a boyfriend
the shutdown was unreal

The best kind of round.

>RD calls out revs as he dies in escape
>Security spends all its time chasing one (1) clown
>Tell everyone else in command that I am not leaving medbay as I can not leave the ill to suffer
>Revive an officer
>Captain brings in the clown and instructs us to arrest him after he is revived
>Revive the clown
>As the officer is arresting the clown, the HoS is being dragged and esworded through medbay
>Officer gives zero shits and just leaves
>full banic mode
>Hide in virology and inform the captain what has happend as clinically as I can
>AI alerts everyone to my position
>ask for orders as I inform him that everyone in medbay wants to kill me
>"RUN TO BRIDGE"
>I then jump into the virology disposal
Fuck the ill, I want to LIVE

No problem

I feel bad about bullying her so much but she was wasting wrapping paper and smashing shit up

>>RD calls out revs as he dies in escape

>be rev AI
>see a rev lynching the RD in the RD office
>instantly start spamming "ESCAPE NOW ESCAPE NOW"
>everyone runs over there while the RD is dying on the other side of the station
>see HoS getting lynched
>start shouting out random locations, security just gives up because they don't know what the fuck is going on

People trust the AI way too much.

I wish someone told me you were rev
I was doing tons of emagging/hacking and shit and communication with other revs and trying very hard for the AI to not notice a thing

I walked by the botanist in maint after that happened, he felt very ashamed but I told him it was okay and to just unknown himself because I emagged the EDs

Super fun round though, I ended up emagging all of security for other revs could grab shit but the shuttle got called a second later

I've gotten hooked on colonial marines and now I can't go back to """med""" (low) RP servers. Help me.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ky53oWMfyLE

I FOUND KOLITHS YOUTUBE ACCOUNT

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>webcomic thread on /co/
>someone posts decompressed
the bunker's up, right?

Rin here, how would you like to see me change before I appeal my ban

would like you to become a corpse desu

>I play to win and collect valids

This server is not for you, you won't ever change, you're just the latest in a long line of shitters that have been banned

I know that feel.
>Mr. Smith.

>funny chink dyke but I also do the epic big faggot and the freekill people ecksdee :------DD (male) (ironic)

how about you find new people to harass in an unrelated videogame, thanks.

Tell me about it
>Get subverted by traitor
>Hatch up plan to frame his target for my subversion, tator gives me the green light
>State NT default with a fake 5th one-human law (to make it seem like a failed subversion) stating the target's name
>Sec rabidly goes after the target
>Get de-subverted and try to explain the situation
>Sec still believes my frame job
>Takes forever and dozens of repeated statements for them to check that the actual traitor had a binary channel headset
>They still don't believe the framed innocent isn't a traitor

It's like they only believed the version of the AI that fueled their valid lust.

I can't even remember my own (random) character's name 70% of the time.
>tfw gathering evidence against yourself as detective because I forgot my own name

So, I haven't played long, but aren't a lot of traitor objectives fairly benign sometimes? Steal someone's hat or something.

What's to stop said Wizard or such from making a deal with the Captain or HoP?

balids

Muh validz.
Also, people who play for objectives are cancer. The point of an antag is to add interesting shit to the round. Do something fucking creative you shitstains, or at least don't just go LMAO EBIN MURDERBONE HAHA.

Well, I was just thinking. A wizard teaming up with the station to take on aliens or hunt down a changeling would be interesting. Obviously that would require the proper circumstances.

So basically, no-fun people would kill anyway?

They don't necessarily have to play along. Someone else would probably be itching to blast your ass even if they did.
You kind of exist to create conflict and problems.

Fuck the AI, fuck the borgs, fuck security and above all fuck medbay.
There is something wrong when I'm not feeling antagonized by my murderer.

t. vagabond

>tfw harassed by borgs as trader for a majority of the round when they weren't subverted or lawed 2

Such is life in the station for a traveler.

Cry me a river, faggot.
t. security

I am sorry, I was busy with the virus + Pete Rat murder plot + Reviving a husked plasma man + solo chemistry while my medical doctor is making choral gas grenades.

>roundstart ling
>beat the mechanic to death for his sweet succulent DNA
>do literally fuck all for the rest of the round
you should have danced with me

BULLIED

Why did they do that in the first place?

Were you the trader? I tried to be nice to you.
t. warden

>Sign up as bully target
>Get bullied
>Be salty

>play greyshit chaplain
>renovate the chapel accordingly
>engineer comes in
>"wanna see a magic trick?"
>*unseathes armblade*
>drop everything I have and jump in disposals
>forget to engage it
>shit shit shit
>engie offhandedly remarks that it takes a lot out of him
>"h-haha, m-must be a borer, haha"
>he leaves
>tell the warden about it
>keep seeing the engie pop up now and again
>sec did nothing
>mfw

congrats you're a stupid nigger
host of the server stole $400 from his ex-headmin and regularly reaps benefits of stolen valour
kill yourself

I was really confused when I ran to that miner expecting him to help me and got the double beating.
And then I was angry that no one stopped you after I yelled out that you were attacking me while my suit sensors were on full blast

it's just a prank bro

No that was me.
Probably because they could use the excuse "lol not crew and they're gypsie burd trying to be friendly"

No you retards, I was a guy that got murdered by two lings in the middle of the main hall.
And then I watched as multiple reports of lings were getting thrown out yet the AI continued to hunt vox instead.

The AI told one of us we were allowed to and I was bored so I joined in
Sorry that I bullied you so hard man but it was fun

>Find a husked body in morgue missing an ID
>Labeled "Suicide"
>Fear
>Alert command to the possible lings in medbay
>PDA the warden directly
>At somepoint, the chef announces this over the radio
>Almost sure no one from sec even looked at the body
>Whatever
>Cure the virus
>Make a bunch of antibodies and leave them in the lobby
>As I am about to make an announcement about them, doctor asks me to revive a husked plasmaman
>Can't just leave a fellow plasmeme
>Putting him in cryo
>Lord singuloth says hi
>Takes the plasma suit as tribute
>Leaves after filling me with rads
>Give Jones my suit so he can survive
>Just as I die, I see him spinning as a borg pulls him away
>Forgot to cure him so he dies anyway
Oops

Some suicides can husk, doing an autopsy will reveal if it was a changeling that did it or not.

"""friendly""" wizard is worst gimmick
kill all wizard fucks on sight

muh valid

>he doesn't spare the occasional person who cowers or impresses him

the truth is most friendly wizards are just shit, not robust enough to be an interesting hostile antag and not creative enough to come up with a good gimmick

I can do one or the other, not both. At least not easily.

>not taking 4x blink and 1x shoesnatch, then manually throwing glass shards at everyone's feet
Annoying, menacing, and if you keep on spamming that blink, they'll never be able to hit you.

Shame about the RSI though.

Menacing to anyone who isn't a vox, plasmaman, or otherwise has a full-body suit such as a rig or biosuit or radsuit or anything, shoesteal is only useful for stealing magboots

>not fire ball x5

>not getting the point
The point is that it's basically incapable of killing anything, but people will freak the fuck out over you anyways and break out the entire armory to kill you. People flip their shit, and you get to watch from the safety of your Blink.

That, I can do.
But let me revise that build.
2x blink as 1.5 seconds is amazing and not slow like the default version is
And shoe snatch upgraded for power then maybe speed if it's too slow, plus whatever else you can get to deal with those with exosuits.

>"Put on your shoes."
>"No."
>Doctor murders you.

>"go to sleep"
>"no"
>doctor chlorals you and gives you the succ

>go to sleep
>NO I CAN TOUGH IT OUT
>Your hand slips as Dipshit Mcfuck squirms!
>GODDAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO MURDER ME ;SECHELPMURDERSURGERYDOCTORISATRAITOR

This is the point where unruly patients need sedatives. Chloral then anesthetic.

Killing people:

1. IC fights and issues that escalate up to murder are generally fine as long as the escalation is reasonable. “Reasonable” is up to the judgement of the admin, however. Minor issues like demotions, insults, or non-critical thefts are not reason to kill.

It's like folks have never actually read the rules.

>go to sleep
>get bitten or succ'd
>die

>don't go to sleep
>minor damage

>not mixing your chloral with stox for maximum sleep

I only need to inject a few units in so I can get the anesthetic on.
No need for overkill.

>not emptying out an inaprovalin injector and replacing it with chloral for antag rolls and using normal inaprovalin injectors on non-antag rounds

I'm going to PR vampires being able to lick blood from the ground.

>1u per cycle
>blood has to be from a valid human
>have to lie face down in the blood

It should also make really dumb and obvious sounds so that everyone knows what is happening.

yea, I was going to do some slurping sounds but some faggot may use it for ERP

OWO what's this? *Sucks blood-lge.*

knowing this community, there's some faggot out there with a blood fetish and will kidnap/bloodlet them and lick it up to get off

replace ear piercing screech with the ability to stop time for 3 seconds

>don't go to sleep
>minor damage
>operation takes forever while corpses are piling up in the medbay lobby

This snowflake shit is what ghetto surgery is for. If you refuse to sleep for the operation I will induce coma with a toolbox.

just give them tramadol you faglord
using chloral is suspicious as fuck

Rin?

Medbay having stocked on tramadol before chloral is even more suspicious.

No. Screech is amazing for ZAS shenanigans.

Hypnotize needs to temporary subvert whatever being it was used upon, say for like 3 minutes(or depending on the strength of the vampire) with some text like "You wake up from a haze.. you can't remember what happened".

>bodies piling up
It's funny because when shit goes down, bodies always pile up and doctors aren't doing jack, I can't count the amount of times I stroll in half dead, treat myself, cryo/clone/sleeper a bunch of people and than stroll out, it's literally piss easy job

LICK
N
SCRAPE