League of Legends General /lolg/

Sexy Spider Lady with Great Legs Edition

OT: eyosongive.us

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/s0DLTdd54Yo?t=232
youtu.be/PPRYthOuF2Q
lolskill.net/
youtube.com/watch?v=v8crNITkcX0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

xth for breast metal waifu

>spider Lulu

what

>Cowtit Queen
Sona
>Dairy Dutchess
Evelynn MissFortune Morganna
>Cleavage Countess
Ahri Akali Elise Nidalee Vi Zyra
>Busty Baroness
Ashe Cassiopeia Fiora Illaoi Janna Katarina LeBlanc Nami Sejuani Sivir Syndra
>Modest Merchant
Irelia Karma Kayle Leona Lissandra Lux Riven Shyvanna Soraka Vayne
>Flat Farmer
Kalista Quinn Taliyah
>Sexless serf
Jinx

I can't be bothered typing the full story

me unga
team bunga

cool story

>write an autobiography about how my team sucks to the /all chat
>rito only gives me chat restrictions and que timers

it's spooky how evil you have to be to motherfuckers in this game to get banned

>Taliyah
>flat

Kayle VU when?

>implying I wouldn't sex the serf

about to do my provisionals
wish me luck lolg

youtu.be/s0DLTdd54Yo?t=232 (3:52)
Holy shit savage
When is Keith committing suicide again

Not really, all you have to do is type some racial slurs and you're good to go.

Xth for Perfect Midriffs

Why aren't you X/0 then user?
Literally just carry harder

>leona
>modest

the bitch has E cup tits hiding under her armor

I bet they get so sweaty and she wants a man to massage them all night as he smooches her neck and tells her what a good girl she is.

if someone would just run into me bot lane style and give me 5-6 kills I would carry harder

...

>intentionally throw 20 games in a row
>still nothing

I'm not even subtle about it.

Is Phreak okay, is he going through a hard time in his life or something? It seems like he became pretty toxic all of a sudden

>yfw evelynn's rework moves her up a tier

Is ezreal a not meme tier champion or is he utterly shit? On the fence about getting him, but I have no idea what happened between now and like the past 3 seasons.

I have other champions to add to my roster regardless.

The latter.

>I'm on the fence about getting him
Don't.

Don't.

He's literally the worst ADC in the game right now. Don't bother until he gets buffs.

If you kill them frequently enough, they will tilt and start doing just that.
Git gud.

I got filled bot, my support is a Rakan otp with a 80 loss ratio on only one win on rakan to 12 losses, yeah Im dodging

bullshit, only bot lane feeds that hard

>2017 riot games
>Up a tier

Yeah that's not happening. You just no they're going to make her a flat chested stronk independent woman.

Also, is the Urgot or Eve rework coming first?

New champion, Urgot then Eve, I think.

No, no, absolutely not.

what do your champ masteries say about you user?

Post his op.gg please I need a laff

Unlikely with modern riot all four in the top tiers were released years ago

what site is that

SION VS TALON TOP

HOW FUCKED AM I

Most.
Alpha.
Champ.

Cute couple = perfect couple

youtu.be/PPRYthOuF2Q

i present my cool guy illaoi play

lolskill.net/

How is this actually fucking possible

Roger that, going to get either cait to finish my adc roster or save up for spider waifu. Shame ezreal is jack shit now though, playing him was a pretty fun experience.

>you hide yasuo and not riven

He has like a 5 minute window to kill you before you run him over.

I want to IMPREGNATE Kalista

No, the order is
>new champ
>Urgot
>new champ
>Eve

Back the fuck off when he hits level 2

Survive until you recall, buy armor then you should walk right over him for the rest of the game.

You can't impregnate the dead user.
Unless they're called Irelia.

A work in progress

Elise is USELESS

>almost zero (0) snowball potential
>Needs another champion with good CC to do good ganks
>Does absolutely nothing from behind
>Doesn't get turbo cancer if ahead.
>having 8 legs is disgusting and she is an ugly shapeshifter.

>Silver IV

Eat allied jungler on Tahm then smite their camp. Spend game eating/spitting allies into towers, enemy team, etc.

bait of questionable quality

>elise
>0 snowball potential
>not enough cc

What shit are you smoking

Dude is probably really high Elo and can stomp kids with master Yi and Tahm is the easiest champ to intentionally lose games on. Still, it's impressive that he hasn't dropped a single game

I like a challenge.

If you are a beta-tier shitter don't, you'll end up feeding hardcore.
Alpha's know how to outplay and embarrass kids who think they're better in any situation no matter what, therefore it doesn't matter if he's "good" or not, what matters is if you are good.

Funfact: To be an Ezreal main you have to be cute irl.

You're not even trying user

He does duo-queue, but yeah.
Riot clearly does a great job of banning people who deserve it.

probably win trading or ddosing, hence the 248 games of tahm hench with 0 wins to off the balance and make it not too obvious

>>almost zero (0) snowball potential
No (You) for (You)

>Be support Braum
>Get annoyed at my Lucian adc for killing himself repeatedly
>Get annoyed at top laner for calling me toxic after calling out Lucian
>Int for like ten straight minutes
>Win after 45 minutes of stupidity

Whatever.

How much does Sonas butt jiggle when spanked?

>You can't impregnate the dead user.
I'll try my best.

I think Sona might get a little self-conscious that she weighs more than her partner

True, Elise is just a bronzestomper.

>Come back from the lab to discuss league on /lolg/
>find sona and ez shitposting

FACT: Lulu has the CUTEST FEET!

youtube.com/watch?v=v8crNITkcX0

Anyone hype for the SKT championship skins? I SURE AS FCK AM, best boy Jhin is getting new animations and dialogue along with that fabulous golden/white color scheme.

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums
na
vidya

I want to impregnate her feet

>How do you play Cho'Gath?
I know I'm late but DO NOT build Cho'gath full tank. If you want to build pure defense and still expect to be useful than pick Sion. Cho is a melee mage and should more or less be treated as an AP bruiser and built accordingly. RoA is a strong, well-rounded item but Morello's gives a more immediate power spike and Lost Chapter helps alleviate his mana issues. Basicall start D-Shield or Ring depending on the matchup and senpai. Go Stormraider's, fuck Thunderlord's. Go DFT if you're feeling cheesy against someone with no sustain. He already gets HP from his ult so items with high resists like Frozen Heart and Banshee's are also good on him. Other tank shit depends on the enemy team.

He duos

Jhin and Olaf are looking great

>consistently get Honor for being polite, taking responsibility for my mistakes, and trying be the anti-tilt cheerleader

Feels good man

>and senpai
And farm, missed an r there.

You sure, bud?

dont like it, wouldve loved to see them stick to the regular Esports theme but eh, im the minority, and I dont care a whole lot.
Might buy the Olaf one, it looks sweet.

Can Darius JG? I've been thinking of getting him and I have Dunkmaster Skin Shard. I know he is a top but versatility is nice.

>Thinking of getting into reading, since all I do is play vidya
>See Warhammer 40k, get interested
>mfw the amount of stuff that I have to read

I-I'll just stick to Paradise Lost for now.

2017.

Still no Bud-Ai Buddha or fat android Gragas skins.

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums bets

She wouldn't weigh more if you didn't count tit weight.

xth for NTR/Mindbreak/Impregnation.

If I wanted to play an alpha male adc, I just roll graves and get a buddy to play alistar/leona so I can go balls deep on the enemy bot.

Apparently from what I heard, graves jungle is a thing so I have no clue where cigar man goes now.

>consistently get teamwork for calling people out on their mistakes
>mostly just bot lane feeding and support wasting his or her abilities on a 0-x-0 adc
>"You stupid fuck the adc is useless spam your abilities on anyone BUT them"
>'no'
>"JUST DO IT YOU STUPID FUCK "
>win game
'Oh wow adc was so shit thanks jungle "

well second attempt, Im the only one in my team who got their main role, probably shouldve dodged but they had much better winrates than my last team

Teemo feeds kled and kled solo wins

Those sounds like some terrible ganks.

smite when

Not with apprehend and ghost

it says I have the best taste in ships~

>want to pick tryndamere
>realize swain is safer in lane and better for the team
>never pick tryndamere

i dunno lads

If you can make it work yes

How do I win if my team are inting? Like full on running it down mid after being flamed

Do I just have to accept these loses and move on?

>make it not too obvious
what did he mean by this?

Graves would easily lose a 1v1 against a shit-tier Ezreal...
Graves isn't a beta, but he couldn't even be considered one of the top tier alpha adc's like Jhin, Ezreal, Lucian etc..
And yeah, that fatboy is pretty much jungle only now.


Also /lolg/,
Ezreal x Sona
or
Ezreal x Lux
???

He's a trash champion that is way too outdated to do shit.

Get a real ADC, like Cait, Jhin, or Lucian. Hell, even try for Xayah or Jinx.

Ez also contributes nothing to team fights and you'll be blowing your ults more on clearing waves than in team fights.

I miss the days when I could Jungle Darius, and gank lane with Elder Lizard and Red buff. You hit them a few times; bleed kicks in. They flashed... and you walk away and laugh.

Ezreal X Talon

Depends on more than a few things, but sometimes you'll just have to accept the lose. Take the game as an opportunity to warm up, practice, etc.

>maining Ezreal in Silver

good night /lolg/

Hey anons! What should I name my Poppy 1tp account? All the names I liked that were suggested earlier are already taken :(

>make a new account
>ai games
>its 4 bots + me vs 5 bots
>3 of the bots DC

if I was new i'd honestly be so confused

gnight