He doesn't keep gloves in the glovebox

>He doesn't keep gloves in the glovebox

I mean come the fuck on

>he doesn't keep his trunks in the trunk

seriously?

>He doesn't keep a bed in the bed

>boots in the boot

>He doesn't pull the emergency brake in an emergency.

>has car with suicide doors
>dies of heart disease
bruh

>he doesn't look for the moon through the moon roof

>he doesn't use a light on his head

but I do

>tfw old volvo
I've had it open up on me a few times going over speed bumps, I didn't know it was a common problem until I started browsing Veeky Forums lol

if i had a vagina and rode in your car and saw gloves inside i would nope the fuck out and think youre a murderer

>wiper blades don't clean my ass or give me a shave

waste of money imo

Bonnets under the bonnet

>be me
>dad gets me nice leather gloves for my birthday
>gloves in glovebox
>car gets broken into
>one glove remains, the other is missing

Literally fuck Seattle. Never again.

hood under the hood

>he doesn't store radioactive waste in his radiator

>he doesn't commit suicide by jumping out the suicide door

>He doesn't take his Jeep to the crusher

I mean come the fuck on

>He can't tell time by looking at the timing belt

I mean come the fuck on

>Being this salty because he can't enjoy the glorious inline 6

Pretty useless when the transfer case fucks off every week.

XJ owner here
Werks on my machine :^)

>C-Can TJ's play too...?

OF COURSHE

>he doesn't keep a semi enclosed coastal body of water in his engine bay
Laughinggirls.jpg

>he has no fish in his tank
Just bore my life up.

>not dressing in drag to drag race

Uh, I have a pair of Mechanix gloves there OP.

>claims hes a petrol head
>doesnt even sniff petrol.

fuck you, lads. you know who you are

Petrol head, not abbo ya cunt.