>He doesn't keep gloves in the glovebox
I mean come the fuck on
>He doesn't keep gloves in the glovebox
I mean come the fuck on
>he doesn't keep his trunks in the trunk
seriously?
>He doesn't keep a bed in the bed
>boots in the boot
>He doesn't pull the emergency brake in an emergency.
>has car with suicide doors
>dies of heart disease
bruh
>he doesn't look for the moon through the moon roof
>he doesn't use a light on his head
but I do
>tfw old volvo
I've had it open up on me a few times going over speed bumps, I didn't know it was a common problem until I started browsing Veeky Forums lol
if i had a vagina and rode in your car and saw gloves inside i would nope the fuck out and think youre a murderer
>wiper blades don't clean my ass or give me a shave
waste of money imo
Bonnets under the bonnet
>be me
>dad gets me nice leather gloves for my birthday
>gloves in glovebox
>car gets broken into
>one glove remains, the other is missing
Literally fuck Seattle. Never again.
hood under the hood
>he doesn't store radioactive waste in his radiator
>he doesn't commit suicide by jumping out the suicide door
>He doesn't take his Jeep to the crusher
I mean come the fuck on
>He can't tell time by looking at the timing belt
I mean come the fuck on
>Being this salty because he can't enjoy the glorious inline 6
Pretty useless when the transfer case fucks off every week.
XJ owner here
Werks on my machine :^)
>C-Can TJ's play too...?
OF COURSHE
>he doesn't keep a semi enclosed coastal body of water in his engine bay
Laughinggirls.jpg
>he has no fish in his tank
Just bore my life up.
>not dressing in drag to drag race
Uh, I have a pair of Mechanix gloves there OP.
>claims hes a petrol head
>doesnt even sniff petrol.
fuck you, lads. you know who you are
Petrol head, not abbo ya cunt.