Neither mom nor dad will let me drive their cars because they think ill destroy them

>Neither mom nor dad will let me drive their cars because they think ill destroy them

Well, what actions have you taken in the past?

>dad let me drive his E550
>has never even gone WOT on the highway
>was afraid I was going to destroy the engine if I got near 6000 RPM
What's the point of having a twin-turbo V8 if you're not going to use it?

Buy your own.

None they just have an irrational fear.

Buy a car, dood. Be sure to never drive them anywhere when they're pants shitting old cunts who've had their licenses revoked

>dad claims revving a shitty 90 hp 1.6 SOHC shitbox engine to redline will destroy the engine.

Im a NEET tbqh

I would let you drive my shitbox then. How would you even put fuel in it?

Mfw my parents let me sit on their lap and steer around the street we lived on on my 5th birthday.

To be fair, that's the only place they make power.

your dad grew up in the days of shitty domestic cars and motorcycles that actually would explode if revved

something about anything made in america needing a whole new crankshaft every race and italians being the only ones to go VROOM properly

Its a volkswagen too. Dont know if it changes anything.

>German

Yeah the engine is pretty much bulletproof. It's everything around the block that's going to go to shit whether your do anything or not.

Remember, routine maintenance in germany is replacing the whole car except for the frame and engine.

Well, my dad IS kind of a cuck.

He's had 5 cars through his life and never gone WOT with any of them or revved them to the redline.

Ayyy my mother let me do this 8-12, then at 13 she'd let me drive it on dirt roads and stuff. Leaned on her 97 ranger.

Having crashed 2 of my dads cars, its very understandable

Luckily he doesnt give a shit

I had to make do with a Ford Cortina.

You must make him so proud.

Most ancient pushrod turds will float the valves well before you do any damage.

>I won't let my mom drive my car because she can't see
>won't let my dad drive my car because he can't drive

>visit parents for weekend
>say I'm going out with friends
>mom immediately offers me her mercedes
>dad says I can use his truck if I need it
>my car in the way in the morning
>dad just takes it
>gas tank topped off

I fucking love my parents

mfw my parents just gave me their gt car for turning 16. ive never owned a car with less than 250hp

>you dont need a manual
i want a manual fuckwit its my money and im paying for insurance now come with me to fucking buy it faggot

so.. you're 16 years old?

Took the b8

what is the point b8ing in such a way that could get you banned?

Maybe not everyone is retarded as you and can tell it's b8

Steal one of their cars and return undamaged with a full tank of gas.

>mfw 54 y/o mom drives a fucking WRX STI 6 speed
>mfw i drive a fucking 318
>mfw she won't even let me move it down the block for fear i'll total it
>mfw she's probably right