Bulletin; -Dynasty Warriors 9 won't be at E3, Liao Hua is still not playable, but Cheng Pu is. -DW9 will be open world. We may or may not get a lot of newcomers. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return. -Warriors Orochi may or may not be phased out. -Berserk Musou is out. -Fate Extella: The Umbral Star is out. -Sanadamaru is out, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version. -Toukiden II is out. -Musou Stars trademarked in Europe, called 'Warriors All-Stars' -ROTK13pucc~ is out. -tfw no pucc~ 2. -Reminder to remind people that we exist. -Fire Emblem Warriors got announced at E3 [the power of friendship!] -Excluding Fire Emblem (But not really), feel free to discuss anything you think belongs to the general.
They showed a bunch of the horse gameplay already. It actually seems pretty fun aside from how silly it looks when they get knocked down or in the air.
William Butler
I love Lu Lingqi, I wish she was real so I could ask her to be my girlfriend and I could be her boyfriend and we could cuddle on the couch in my apartment every night playing vidya and watching hockey. Then I would ask her to marry me and she'd say yes and we'd get married and have no kids because kids are expensive and live out our lives with me being a successful government worker and her as a police officer. Unfortunately one night as she was having her retirement party the office gets a call about shots fired, I tell her not to go but she insists and heads out with her partner of 20 years to the scene of the crime. She arrives and is immediately fired upon by a group of terrorists and she and her partner fire back. her partner however loses track of her target and gets flanked, but Lingqi sees that and dives in front of her partner of 20 years and dies protecting her. I spend the next week blowing off our life savings on alcohol and depression medication and don't have enough money to pay for the funeral. Instead of a nice grave site I can only afford the maintenance shack at a crappy unmarked graveyard. We lower her into the floorboards and I cry for the next three days. On the fourth day I decide to chug an entire case of painkillers and vodka and die crying about my lost love.
Carson Foster
Jesus Christ, Lu Lingqi posting has evolved.
Jackson Rivera
So did Hyrule Warriors. One of Link's movesets is Epona
Chase Williams
ya guys like cats?
Dylan Cox
Do you have a cat named Lu Lingqi?
Jayden Gutierrez
stop transmortifying these scenarios concerning my wife
John Morgan
I do not... no females in this house... had one but...
I don't want to talk about it...
Aiden Allen
That isn't Loki
Henry Bennett
I know it isn't... it... why did I even post that, it just makes me feel very sad just by even glancing at her...
John Anderson
You aren't Loki
Adrian Thompson
...
Angel Thomas
She...
ad her for a long time, C.O.D. was Cancer. caused by an incompetent veterinarian from back in the Atlantic coastal town I used to live. was supposed to administer a vaccine booster shot a certain way, but put it in the wrong way, causing a cancerous tumor on her neck that kept growing, and even if I commented on it, my parents did nothing... it was only after she barely ate and lost a lot of weight that they went in to get the tumor removed... but it was too late, the cancer spread to her lungs and well...
this picture is the only thing I have left of her...
How would you guys feel if Niu Fen got added to DW9? He sounds pretty based
Jack Barnes
Xavism
Jeremiah Hall
Meo Mengde! Meo Ahman! Cat Ahman! If it weren't for me, Xu You, would you have ever been able to use the litter box of Jizhou?
Logan Bennett
Ok /eagg/, You did it. You've broken me. I first came here just to troll and shit like that, secure in my shufaggotry, but now I'm turning into a fucking Wei loyalist. I'm in the middle of watching Cao Cao and I just can't refute these fucking points.
Now I don't know what to do, I just feel a soul crushing depression. I'll never be able to speak of my new thoughts anywhere but here, always have to hide my power level. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I won't be able to associate with anyone if I actually tell my friends or clansmen about my new-found values.
/eagg/ what should I do?
Andrew Anderson
>tfw SB5 never >even if it happened Capcom would find a way to fuck it up
Matthew Davis
Read the source materials again yourself and don't let people on the internet influence your thinking.
Austin Wright
here's a cat.
Isaiah Sullivan
...
James Allen
I will never not laugh at this.
Gabriel Stewart
Great image OP
Jacob Cook
...
Anthony Martinez
thank you corrin
Anthony Cox
Why would your friends care? Are you chinese?
Gabriel Morgan
>Deleted cookies and history just recently >noticed Argroh not getting filtered anymore Shit I forgot export my settings...
Henry Jones
I hope you don't think it's actually him posting instead of anons funposting with it
Eli Wright
I'm convinced either way. Namefagging is pointless in these threads.
Leo Reyes
Zhuge Liang would probably be a namefag, given the chance.
Logan Parker
Nah, he would be a samefagging type to guy replying to his own posts. It would be part of his "plan".
Logan Allen
what plan?
some kind of absurd plan to eventually assimilate /eagg/ into the AV collective or something like that?
James Foster
This will be copypasta'd in every thread from now on, I imagine.
Isaiah Johnson
oh hey, more cats.
Cooper Lewis
I... I'm related to the Imperial family...
Gavin Peterson
...
Henry Baker
Mitsunari isn't there to ruin the BAKAME in this one.
Asher Taylor
I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this one. I highly doubt Zhang Jiao has the power to turn boxes into waifus.
Levi Edwards
If you believe in the heavens, anything is possible.
Elijah Hill
>page 10
Ethan Thompson
>Niu Fen, style Fangpi, was a man from Ezuo county
Damn, sounds like a real badass.
Dominic Turner
who was he
Cameron Sanders
>"Long-haired cats can cure many illnesses," Niu Fen suggested. Thus, he brought over a dozen long-haired cats and rubbed them on Jiang Qin's face.
Your worst fucking nightmare, kiddo
Elijah White
>He found that Lü Meng, suffering from the same illness at Jiang Qin, was in need of medical attention as well, so he brought the cats to Lü Meng's home and tried to save his life as well, but unfortunately, he was too late
Nathan Barnes
>Niu was able to convince Sun Feng to accept the throne, but on the eve of the ceremony, Feng, who had not seen a sword his entire life, became fascinated with Sun Hao's ceremonial sword. Hao offered his relative the sword to gaze upon, and Feng was so happy to receive the blade that he unsheathed it and started running around the court with it. He tripped, stabbed himself, and died.
me irl
Lincoln Davis
>ywn play as Niu Fen in a Dynasty Warriors game where all his moves are just him tripping over and being clumsy as fuck, causing the deaths of thousands of Chinese peasants Lame.
Owen Harris
>Niu Fen feared for his life and plotted to defect to Shu during the battle of Yiling. He made contact with Liu Bei, stating that he would approach Liu's camp with a torch, and that this was his signal that the Wu army would be too weak to hold off an attack. Liu consented to the plan, and after a few initial victories against the demoralized Wu forces, he stationed himself at his camp and waited for Niu's signal.
>Fen approached the Shu camp when the Wu forces were at their weakest, carrying the lit torch as had been the agreement. Suddenly, he heard Lu Xun (陸遜) and Sun Huan's (孫桓) armies approaching in a desperate attempt to push back Liu's forces, and frightened, he threw his torch at the Shu camp to avoid suspicion. The flames spread, and Liu Bei was soundly defeated. Lu Xun credited Niu Fen with the victory, and he was placed in the position of General of the Left.
This shit is literally a Jackie Chan movie
Jonathan Gomez
i like cats.
Cooper Scott
Gimme a character and era to play in RoTKXIII
Maybe I should make a rollchart or something for it.
Jonathan Nguyen
Zhou Yu after the battle of Red Cliffs. Conquer Jing if you're so great!
I looked up gameplay of that finally and I can't deal with the health bar being in top left
Jaxon Clark
What would it take to make /eagg/ like Shu?
Lucas Ramirez
Haven't been here in quite a long time. Can someone explain to me the shack meme?
Ryder Sanchez
Total purge of all homos.
Christopher Wilson
Look at the recommended reading in the OP.
Dominic Carter
How do I join Kongming's dance crew?
Aiden Rivera
TGS is not happening till September. Let that sink in.
Nicholas Ross
Oh shit, I love that guy's work.
Kayden Ross
>Page 10
Grayson Green
that's earlier than I expected
Eli Long
>Check DW9 up date at Gamecity >Twitter icon of golden boy of each kingdom is up >Take a good look at it >Found some truth that make you horrified >KOEI actually make Guan Yu more handsome than Zhou Yun
I always think Zhou Yun was supposed to be the golden boy of Shu and DW...guess I'm wrong.
Owen Carter
Did they literally just reuse his DW5 design
Juan Williams
>Yukimura-den pretty much flopped >No news at all >No more events that they used to do all the time >Capcom still a shithouse It's really over, huh?
Caleb Long
not with that shitty hairstyle
James Adams
>guy
Benjamin Gomez
Zhang He is male
Aiden Stewart
Where did you get this?
Jaxon Hernandez
More like they use his DW5 design as base design...they somehow make him looks way worse than his DW5 version though.
Seriously now, What the hell is wrong with KOEI and Xiahua Dun's hair? Dun with long hair is fucking perfection.
Out of all announced Officer, I have to said that Guan Yu got the best design, Cheng Pu is good, Zhou Yun and Xiahua Dun is just Nahhh.
Christopher Russell
Dude a rollchart would be fucking amazing, please make one
Ryder Stewart
>Page 10
John Peterson
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Eli Cook
I really don't see the problem with Zhao Yun and Dun's new designs
Jaxson Nguyen
>Page 10 I guess I could bump the thread with biographical entries of ancient irrelevant old men.
1. Old Man of Chenliu. In 167 Zhang Sheng of Chenliu, who had been brevet magistrate in a neighbouring county, was placed under proscription. As he returned home he met a friend and they mourned the sad state of the nation, with so many worthy men being killed or removed from office. An old man passed by and laughed at them. He remarked that dragons and phoenixes could not hide themselves, and if nets were set high enough they must be trapped. Such honourable officials as they were naturally doomed, and tears were useless. Zhang Sheng and his friend attempted to speak further with him, but he promptly disappeared and was not seen again.
Benjamin White
I refuse to believe they'd just drop it like that. They make most of their money off of it via merch sales, thus one game intended to be a side game anyway flopping ought not be enough to can it.
But perhaps merch sales are down too. If so, maybe if they actually made merch of characters besides Masamune, Yukimura, and Mitsunari when the market's already oversaturated with their faces they wouldn't be in such a situation. Did they forget about that weirdo who shouted out for Kasuga at one of the events? You know damn well a decent Kasuga figure along with Magoichi and Maria would sell well to the waifu crowd, especially if they pumped up their "assets". I mean they already do that with the women in literally all of their other franchises.
Or hell actually put out One Coin Grande figs of the SB3 and 4 cast. I don't know. Just something other than yet another Masamune keychain or bauble when every Masamune fangirl has three already and has at least partially moved on to TouRabu.
Josiah Johnson
Inevitable. Soon probably. More importantly when's tiddy ninja?
Christopher Hill
Don't die so early because then the "/eagg/ has existed..." post that I always make would look stupid.
Jose Watson
>Page 10 2. Old Man of the Fu River. The origins of this man were unknown, but in the first half of the first century he was a fisherman on the Fu River, the greater part of which flows through Guanghan. He would beg for food, but on occasion he cured a sick person by acupuncture, using a stone [flint?] needle. He compiled a treatise on that topic, Ji jing, and a more general work, Zhenmai fa. His disciple Cheng Gao passed on his teachings to Guo Yu.
Jason Price
>Page 10 3. Old Man on the Southern Bank of the Han River. In 164 Emperor Huan made a progress to the south, and viewed the Han River near its junction with the Yangzi at present-day Wuhan. All the local people came to see the imperial procession, except for the Old Man, who remained in his fields. Zhang Wen, a member of the Imperial Secretariat, was surprised at this and sent someone to ask why he did not go with the others to see the show. The Old Man smiled but made no reply. Then Zhang Wen went himself. The Old Man asked whether the emperor was there to serve the empire, or the empire to serve the emperor? The sage rulers of the past, he observed, had brought blessings to the world but lived plainly and simply. The ruler of the present day, however, forced the people to toil for his own whims. He felt sorry for Zhang Wen that he was involved in such a regime; but how could he expect anyone to go and look at it? Ashamed, Zhang Wen asked the man's name, but he would not give reply.
Owen Nelson
masayuki is cute
Angel Adams
Hm. Well, part of the problem is the fact that there are literally hundreds of choices. Maybe the roll chart should narrow things down to historical era and force or geographic area, with a bonus for goals. For examples of goals, "Crown Liu Shan as Emperor of China" or "Arrange the death of Cao Pi and marry Zhen Ji" or "Execute every character!" or something.
I'm mentally comparing it to the Total War roll charts, and it seems like a daunting task. But I can poke at it as I have a week between classes to burn.
Oliver Sanchez
Is RoTKXIII good and worth playing
Brody Reyes
It's flawed but fun. Really shitty without the PUK though.