/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, Antisphere, and Payday 3

Gage want us to silently enter his depot edition.

Previous car shop heist in the desync beta: >Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/tygApnyc

>Weapon Skin Previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb

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steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/2333276539588624477/
payday.wikia.com/wiki/Reputation_(Payday_2)
pd2skills.com/
pd2skills.com/#/v3/mLr:ekl:tlmOQR:gaBCdEFghijKLnOPr:fHL:ia:pR8::w13-6-2-18:s66-15-11-9:a1
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for fuck steal, fuck drumpf and fuck white people.

Fuck me we needed those cucks, I'm going with sode

First for fucking newfags

Friendly reminder that weapons are worth several hundred thousand dollars each after the crew fences them for cheaper than their market value, Bain takes his 20% cut, and then it's split 4 ways.

This means one weapon case is worth like tens of millions of dollars.

Gage is doing us a fucking favour in this fucked up economy.

Why do battle ghosts use shotguns?

this is now a gage general

7th for Stealth is a mistake.

>make a guard surrender during stealth
>realize he's in a bad position
>kill him so I can move the body
>feel slightly bad

because otherwise they would be just regular ghosts

Faggot would've shot you or called the cops if he had the chance anyway.

What's good, heisters?

Sorry, no new side jobs today. =(

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

Update when

in a month or more.

Anynew players wanna heist?

I'm a rust AF old player, if you're Ausfag like me I'd love to join you.

I'm not ausfag but i cannot host either.

Post id shitter

Then you must be fucking new

Do you want to play OD where only a couple of cops stare at you for 30 minutes? because im playing on a toaster.
im at the chat.

>Already on chat
>No answer
btw chat crashing memes

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tOOK wlcmj AND LREND

im already on the chat.

Took hgii5

>People still play this garbage.
What's your rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr exxcse

>hate game
>post in general
die

>Not able to work out a sarcastic post pointing out a problem from a real unironic post.

All gone

Literally half hour ago

Was optimistic because of
Oh well

>Old Skilltree Guide
Are you niggers serious?

Consolefags

ded again for the umpteenth time

you're not wearing any heels
move

>newfags falling for this fake tripcode
Ashley is gone idiots

Literally who

Bait or actually this new?

I was here from gage shotgun pack until the paid weapon skins bullshit. I don't know why I am supposed to know or care about a tripfag who is newer than that. Or any tripfag at all, really.

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Why are you asking who if you don't care? God damn f2p shitters are cancer

steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/2333276539588624477/
>Get game for free
>The devs are money hungry assholes

I got two of the codes you fucking cretin
see

>who

>why I am supposed to know or care who

What's your point, is following the conversation this hard for you? Are you russian?

kys

i got a new pc, forgot my old password for trip

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Thought so

Update the trip on your steam profile then

done

Good girl, now join chat

Yes Master.

Somewhat tragic that I am being called a newfag by people too new to even know the use of the phrase "literally who".

Get on your knees and open your mouth wide

Is Bronco.44 viable?

Reminder for all new clowns that at early levels you get xp penalties for almost any heist except Jewstore and a few others.
payday.wikia.com/wiki/Reputation_(Payday_2)

It's not optimal

Why do I have to rely on RNG to my dlc mods? What the fuck kind of system is this?

Explain. You can buy them with coins

No you can't

Gage is a rat and we will execute him because that's their excuse for no longer having DLC, the h3h3 jews will help us find them by betraying their fellow jew

Then do achievements? Jesus fuck I hate this f2p trash

THE PLOT THICKENS

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What about the m308? I like to use them together but I'm worried if I play on higher difficulties I may get kicked for poor weapon choices.

It and the .308 are plenty DW viable. OD...not meta enough.

>I like to use them together
Why do that when they both fill the exact same role? Bring one and bring something explodey or piercey.

SeeAlso, either host yourself or get someone in chat to host. Don't play with random shitters.

>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

Because then when I run out of ammo for one I'll have another weapon that lets me continue with killing most cops in one headshot. I understand versatility being valuable but I find it hard to let go. It's just really satisfying to use them, I don't care for rockets or grenade launchers and such.

Sorry bro, mayhem dressed in a suit is just so comfy.

You shouldn't be running out of ammo unless you're using an RPG. You have very litle choice in what weapons you use because the guy who """"balances"""" everything is fucking mentally disabled and needs to be shot. He has literally single-handedly ruined Payday even from when the balance was still bad, but not this bad.

>Because then when I run out of ammo for one
I dunno about the Bronco because I don't use it but you shouldn't be running out with the .308. I'm not going to call you an incompetant faggot because I'll mispell it, but consider trying Ammo Efficiency and pick up HVT along the way.

>day off, haven't played in a bit
>time for some DW
Holy fuck, it's shitters all the way down. It's like a free weekend with more brain damage.

Well I never said I was good at aiming. Or that I knew how to run over fallen ammo packs without getting myself down'd. I guess going for ammo perks would remedy my issue, though I'll have to give up a few perks elsewhere. If it resolves my ammo problem with the m308 what would you recommend for a secondary to replace the bronco that compliments the m308?

Depends on the DLC you have. If you have DLC, use either the Vector or the UMP (Vector does half damage but has 2x ammo pool, UMP does 2x damage but half ammo pool). If not, I don't know because I have all DLC.

post dragan

I always use a GL because the 308 will fuck anything that isn't a shield or turret up by itself. If you hate them that much, a shotgun with EX rounds would do shields fine. Everyone loves the Judge. Also ignore this idiot or stick with your bronco because neither smg does anything it can't.

Using a high accuracy, low mag weapon with a grenade launcher is fucking retarded. If you want to do that, you need to use a weapon with a DMR kit so that you don't have to reload literally every other second. God damn these fucking f2p shitters.

how is this person our community manager?

Feminism

cucked swedish jews

who cares? she's good to us

Is there anything approaching a dodge/crit build? I remember there was a long time ago, but I dunno if it still exists

>she

What nigger designed the inventory for this game?

What does this even mean?
>she
Retarded Swedish jews

Is there a combination of skills that is good for killing enemies and surviving on DW level missions relying on Sneaky Bastard and Low Blow, or is this unviable?

Post build

pd2skills.com/

Make sure to check the infamy masks in the infamy tab if you're infamous.

When did payday 2 die to you guys?
For me, John Wick marked the beginning of the end.
The whole charecter pack thing has just been a slippery slope.

>When did payday 2 die
On release
PDTH was the last good payday game

What personality does a guy with an unpainted warface have?

mental

Is there anyway to get the Halloween event masks? Will they come back around this Halloween? Or are those achievement forever unobtainable for me?

Postan character stereotypes

They're card drops but unsure if they drop only during the event.

Okay?
pd2skills.com/#/v3/mLr:ekl:tlmOQR:gaBCdEFghijKLnOPr:fHL:ia:pR8::w13-6-2-18:s66-15-11-9:a1

It lists my detection as 13, not 3. Also I have a +1 concealment on the rifle.

>Need to play One Down to level up quickly so you don't go fucking insane
>Only a small selection of weapons and builds are viable on One Down
>Only a small selection of heists are worth grinding on One Down
I'm not saying everything has to be viable, but it's pretty fucking boring. I love that fresh infamy level where you're running around in a suit with your AMCAR and Chimano, leveling up nice and quick, then using whatever guns you like and going crazy with your builds before the high level grinding-slogfest begins.

Just do Shadow Raid solo

Bots got you covered bro, you'll never have to deal with pubshitters again.

I haven't played since the house party, when I played for half a day. What's this Crime Spree thing. and is it worth doing? Anything actually relevnt happen?