/twg/ - Total War General

>champions
you mean from Rome 2? shit wait I think I remember that. ya ya. you could sick them on an army and stop them from resupplying. shit sorry I forgot about that.

though I would still like to see them on the actual campaign map though.

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>they're running on American time
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>tfw we used to laugh at /gsg/ paradox fucks about their DLC
Where did it all go so wrong?

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At how many burgers o'clock is the release?

They're separate units that can be embedded and in warhammer actually fight. Have you even played these games you complain about

>Implying we're even close to Paradox levels

Call me when we have Norscan portraits for 5 bucks

>It's only 8 in the morning in LA.

Well, shit, guess I'll have to wait until tonight.

Just so im clear. King and Warlord good Grim and Grave meh correct? I want to grab one of them but all i remember is one was far better then the other.

no no

I think selling expansion as full games is worse

Expansions that will have DLC on top of it

Dunno, but it's waaaaay too early to expect anything yet

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King&Warlord is definitely the better DLC

What's wrong with out DLC besides
>Pontus
Why aren't you buying all the DLC, you play all the factions right?
>tfw bought all Atilla DLC last summer and still haven't done last Roman

I didn't, but it's no so easy to laugh with the shit CA is doing, they're becoming as kikish as they can get away with

Could you actually not?

>Have you even played these games you complain about
I haven't complained about warhammer though.

they are in all the games though ya twat

K&W is significantly better because the LL's added actually give you an interesting campaign but if you like playing as Empire/Vampires G&G is perfectly fine too because it adds units that actually change you way you might fight a battle. If you have to pick K&W is the better option though, unless you really hate playing as Dwarfs/Greenskins.

You're a fucking idiot

If there's one thing I really like about GrimGrave it's Free Company

They make the Empire early game a LOT more fun

*takes a big hit of the bong*

dude ww1 total war bruh...

*smokes copious amounts of w33d*

bro....... total war dawn of war my man ... think about it

K&W adds this little fuckers

Sometimes I even like to use FCM into the late game. But then not all my stacks are overly optimized only using the best possible units. I like to have fun with them.

>we are back to locking units for factions you own behind DLC
>as if that wasn't enough this time you need to pay for volkmar the bald dipshit on his magic scooter if you want them too

i don't like this

wait champions are in all games?
what's wrong my dude?

second (You) meant for

*inhales cannabis smoke from the transparent cylindrical crystal tube*

dude... vietnam total war

*lays on the floor and rolls*

ant.... farm.... total war... an animal total war man...

You've been asking the most basic bitch questions about games you supposedly own and misunderstanding shit

>ant.... farm.... total war

yeah

>ant.... farm.... total war
I'd play it.

>animal farm total war
>have to create the most daring army of pigs, geese and sheep to fend off the invading hordes of humans
>if you feed your pigs too much they become that much more human and rebel and must be put down in case they sell your troops off

guys

We can still laugh at /gsg/ for spending 5 bucks on something a lumpen programmer wrote in Notepad in less minutes than that. What's the best about Paradox is that they don't even make an effort despite the ease of programming their titles. They aren't making the attempt to add flavour to their games via events and variations, they just make a certain mechanic and fuck off.

>due in 2012
>added as a race into TWW2

FUCKING CA

>paradox
Pay 15 bucks for a dlc that adds some miniscule mechanics to one part of the world while the rest is ignored. It also comes with a patch that makes playing the game impossible unless you buy dlc

And total war at least give you some free stuff. The last time paradox gave me something for free was a south Indian portrait pack for crusader kings 2. I almost never see a south indian

/twg/ btfo

>vietnam total war
>vietnamese armies are even more annoying than orcs in WH constantly harassing your provinces
>every fucking single time you move one army to intercept an enemy stack you get ambushed twice or thrice on the way by Vietcong
too bad modern combat doesn't work well with total war mechanics

what the champion question? but I don't remember champions being in any of the other games besides Rome 2. wait by champions do you mean agents? >They're separate units that can be embedded a
when I said "hough I would still like to see them on the actual campaign map though."
I meant the supply lines. I would like to see a visual representation of supply lines on the campaign map. not the actual champion/agent. sorry about the confusion was my mistake.

I've been getting btfo all morning so I'm honestly not surprised.

/gsg/ is bullying us again

Is /gsg/ still one of the worst generals or did they calm down with the ironic shitposting? Can you talk about stuff now?

i've been getting bullied all morning meh dude. I'm okay with this.

It goes up and down t bh
It's been an absolute shitshow this whole week though

As long as they stay over there in their playpen they can bully me all they want.

So it was nothing today? Grace lied to us?

>It's been an absolute shitshow this whole week though

Is this what happens when your community is filled with second world/third world autists?

I remember "/gsg/" being really comfy when it was on /int/ way back(and when it transferred to /v/). People even talked about total wars in the same thread.

>Next historic title will be about Dinosaurs

No, because the vast majority of the shitposters doxxed so far is American.
Also I'm a third world shitter myself but I might as well be one of the general's best posters.

>historical dinosaurs
>fantasy dinosaurs
Harmony through big teeth.

4:30 pm (PDT)

It should be at 11:30 GMT

I'm going to be dominated by a best elf!

>because the vast majority of the shitposters doxxed so far is American.

Well that is funny. Makes sense because of the "muh heritage" thing probably.

E3 is in Los Angeles, they're going by burger time instead of bong time.

Expect news in another 8 hours.

>second world/third world autists?
what did he mean by this

>Doxxed shitposters

The fact that the general has doxxed shitposters or doxxed anyone at all is a far worse indictment than where they're from

8 hours.

So tomorrow?

ATTILA IS TURK
AHHH HECTOR.....GREAT TURK

Timezones.

In LA time it's wednesday.

>not already being in thursday
The absolutely state of you past people.

Why can't we make peace lads?

t. /gsg/ and to a lesser extent /twg/ pro

Respect your ancestors user from the future

It's just a little shitposting. Nobody cares really.

gib me a link for CK2+ and we can talk

It's not called Total Peace ya dip

There's a link in the /gsg/ op. Is it outdated?

>he thinks we buy the games

NORSCA SOON.
THROGG FOR PRESIDENT.

Me vote Throgg. All not vote Throgg eat.

VOTE FOR THROGG IS VOTE FOR FREEDOM, EAT DA FRANZ EAT DA FRANZ.

Umm I'm interested what are the plans of Throgg for us they halfling people?

Are Norscans confirmed?

Is... hafling tiny troll? Then no eat. Else halfing eat. Halfling eat like troll. Sure not troll?

HALFLING COOK FOR OGRE NO MORE, COOK FOR TROLL, CHEAPER SECOBD BREAKFAST TAX.

What is Throggs’s tax policy?

>muh heritage makes you shitpost

???

KHAZUKAN
KHAZAKIT
HAAAAAAAAAA

[Heroic Victory]

we need to see his tax return

W-what about /civ4xg/, do you like us, guys?

EAT TAX EVADER, THROW UP COIN.

>Gurm the Worm

Has this faggot actually not finished the next book yet?

Throgg would be neat, but i already used Kholek to lead an army where my main line infantry were trolls and my cavalry were dragon ogres and my heroes were dragon ogre shaggoths.

that was a fun army to use.

Yes

But I like you more when you don't talk about Civ V or VI and about other games instead

The series has been tumbling downhill since Civilization 2! Wake up sheeple.

shouldn't we all wake up?

>can't wake up

Look at the upside

TWW being unpiratable means that we are far less infested by third worlders and /v/ermin than we otherwise would be

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the paradox fanclub is two blocks down.