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>Older threads
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>Helpful information for new players
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>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.39
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115005467908--UPDATED-April-18-2017-GTAV-Title-Update-1-39-PS4-Xbox-One-PC-

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60212/GTA-Online-Bonuses-Double-GTA-RP-Opportunities-Limited-Time-Discounts
socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/60222/GTA-Online-Gunrunning-Underground-Bunkers-Mobile-Operations-Centers-an
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I want to cum inside of Tracey. She deserves my BBC.

fuck off nigger.

Hackerbux when?

I want to cum inside Agent 14. He deserves my BBC (Big Brit Cock)

I want to cum inside female assistant

I wish I had given her a bonus before my cash was wiped out

fuck off phaggot

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>Big Brit Cock
sure boi

tfw bigger than the congo

Nope.

Care to dance with the devil? F9 when in a session

u.nya.is/gmcxfw.zip

does stock only go up while inside the bunker?

>trying to get people b&

Life is about taking risks to succeed.

>succeeding

>samefagging

Sure about that?

Do the two MK 2 assault rifles share ammo. If so that means that their is no reason to own both right

I've tried driving a couple different vehicles ino the vehicle customization bit of the mobile command center, but they both say they cant be modified with it. What vehicles CAN be modified with it?

>being wrong

>a bunch of scientists in white coats sitting around researching cheetah print
>ahh we've cracked the case, now onto thermal scopes

>weebs

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How is china not on top? They cheat on all and every survey why skip on penis inspection day?

Invite to gtag PC
Outcaster00

blacklisted for ERP

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Wait, so was gunrunning just a way for R* to kill GTA V online in preparation for GTA VI?

GTA VI is still a very, very long way away.

>ERP in gta online

Only the new ones, I think.

>OP hasn't changed the patch notes

You had ONE JOB

Red dead redemption 2

to be honest there was nothing noteworthy

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>cargobob hook fix
>two players can now sleep in one bed

>nothing noteworthy
Are you fucking serious?

Why the fuck so many Tampas? We have the regular one, a Ken Block Mustang/FF Ice Charger mix, a Mad Max variant, when some other cars like the Stallion desperately need some new additions to them.

Is there a working cop uniform glitch? I really wanna nightstick some people.

>two players can now sleep in one bed
that's been a thing for a while dude
>cargobob hook fix
I'll believe it when I see it desu
The cop outfit is officially blacklisted. There is no current way to get it without a menu, and when you do acquire it you're banned within 48 hours.

>that's been a thing for a while dude
no it hasn't

They added an ability to put up/down hoods and close/open jackets in interaction menu -> style. Obviously only works with some of the clothing. So far I haven't found a single jacket in my wardrobe to support this function, but maybe you'll be more lucky. Hood works for hoodies though.

does "upgrading" weapons in your MOC change the stats or does it just make the new attachments available?

We need sock options

The Tampa is hardly the worst offender. We have 5 Schafters, 5 Ballers, 4 Cognoscentis, etc.

Having a bunch of barely different variations, armored versions, custom versions, all that shit was a mistake. They should have just made their customization more modular from the beginning.

it changes the stats, and you will need it to complete the new shooting range challenges.

>The cop outfit is officially blacklisted. There is no current way to get it without a menu, and when you do acquire it you're banned within 48 hours.
What, fucking really? What the fuck is up Rockstar's ass?

The open/close option works for the parka overcoats. This is a nice step in the right direction.

WHAT IS THE COOLDOWN TO FAST TRACK RESEARCH

17 NEW SUPERS/SPORTS/WHATEVER FUCKIN WHEN

There is none, you just need to have "some" research, it's about 4 minutes to get one tick of research so just alt tab, watch some porn and tab back in every now and then.

>supers/sports
fuck off
more muscle cars and classic cars when
oh and
>classic coquettes being this fucking asstarded in design
pic related

unknowncheats.me/forum/grand-theft-auto-v/208718-subversion-menu-internal.html

Someone was asking in the last thread.

>a Mad Max variant
Tell me more!

They seem to have broken the raised collar for the regular overcoats now. I bet it has something to do with hoods.

In addition I've noticed they also broke the wardrobe in vehicle warehouses, and they removed the "associates" option from vehicle menus, so if you have randos in your org, they can't get in your car until you set it to open for everyone. They also still haven't added the crowbar or golf club to weapon locker menus.

>it's a "fun time is over by all black spekawps gear dude lmao" episode
>guest starring explosive sniper rifle ammo

Custom Insurgent pickup when?

can you have the camo and primary and secondary pain as well like in pic related?

We need an American Classics update that gives the Benny's treatment to muscle cars without niggering them up.

Also, Bullet Classic.

How to hackbux without getting caught?

Sabre Wagon when?

1. find a hacker before gun running
2. make x80 bonds

Hellenbach GT when?

too late

its not too late just wait for the next meme menu update

too early

Ruiner Wagon when?

then you're retarded and no one can help you

for now

>A fucking tank, a mounter turret with a half tank truck, a fully armed car and an armed buggy can be brought to missions
>though fuck you if you want to bring the flying bike.

>Find someone stealing supplies
>Send a mugger after them
>Mugger steals the supplies
>people see the prompt
>everyone in the lobby now using the mugger
>have to go to a new lobby
fuck

how many days is it usually

What do the armour-piercing rounds upgrade do?

>tfw you started working on SA Sabre models
>you stopped because you have no clue how to do the rest
pain
>tfw the other muscle cars and classics from other games have been thrown in the garbage
>we'll never get proper '70s muscle cars with candy custom airbrush paintjobs and windened wheel arches
>muscle cars will never get actual performance mods that turns them into absolute fucking murder machines on the dragstrip
why the fuck does rockstar do this?

They pierce armour.

thanks for the tip

subVersion Menu is now available for download.

Get those hackerbux bois.

Imponte Orbiter when?

>why the fuck does rockstar do this?
They're Britfags with a hard on for Lamborghinis.

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Sorry to sound like a newfag but it's PC only isn't it?

>cheats
>console
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Heyo, mind if I get a re-invite to a PC crew?

SC is Spydurr117

This new update if pure cancer if you are a solo player. There is basically nothing to do aside from waiting for the research or production bar to be fillled while you jack off in your office or do shit from the previous updates.
By this point I would be happier if the supplies ran out more quickly so I would have a reason to do anything.

blacklisted for obscene image

Anyone else noticed an increase in NPC's with guns that attack you?

Tampas are based. Getting the armored one soon.

The Drift Tampa seriously looks like shit.

>They're Britfags with a hard on for Lamborghinis.
which doesnt really make sense since Britain has some fucking beautiful classic cars
>no Windsor retro
>no Jackal retro
fucking dumbasses
I've started thinking this one out and I think Imma work towards this, both as a way to learn GTA mdoding and other things.

Trump's America, everybody

>a Mad Max variant
I don't remember such thing

The weaponized one

do they literally pierce armor
as in, armor that no one ever uses except for tryharding in missions

>finally get some free time to play gunrunner update
>boot up gtao
>"your account has been adjusted" loadingscreen
>$0 in bank
>$0 on character

I literally haven't spent a single cent since I started playing again because I was saving up for the update, so even if I had hackerbux, I should have my legit cash left. Why would they take away literally all of my money? I even contacted support and they gave me some "we've confirmed your account was appropriately adjusted and will take no further action" go-fuck-yourself-tier response.

VERY frustrated!!
>Just bought a bunker
>run a solo resupply mission
>steal an armored karin technical
>cannot use ANY weapons while driving
>despite armor, NPCs kill me 4 times on the way back
>complete delivery
>supply bar remains empty
>WHAT THE FUCK
>run another supply mission
>kill a bunch of dudes in a mine shaft
>being supplies back
>Agent 14 calls, "Great work, that's just what we need,"
>Supply bar still empty
>gunsmiths fucking around on their phones

What the fuck?? Anybody else experience this problem? Never had this happen while resupplying biker businesses.

>has hackerbux
>complains when Rockstar takes all his money away
Rockstar is shit but if you break the rules then you have no right to complain when you get punished.

It's not really Max's V8, but it does resemble some of the armored cars in Fury Road. Would love to see a V8 Interceptor variant of the Phoenix though, with some giant gas tanks on the back and a rusted rebel look.

Does the MOC Command Center have President / CEO terminals?

I had it happen to me, but I restarted my game and when I came back I had gotten the supplies that didn't appear. It should just be a glitch with the Supply Bar not visually updating.

No, that would be useful.

No, just one for the gunrunner vehicle missions and nothing else