/bdog/ - Black Desert Online General

>my feet hurt
>this place is too small
>this clown keeps staring at me
>I wish I was back home collecting fluids

me in baka

fetal alcohol syndrome

You know, you guys recommended Witch for PvE and it's all fine and dandy, but...

Their clothes are... n-not slutty enough.....
And they are not thicc enough...
I mean... they might be good, but that's a great sacrifice.

Where can I find a better cooking utensil than the crappy ones at the NPC vendor?

DK is just as good in PvE and has all the thicc in the world

muh dick

They're super strong and you can make some pretty cute witches but you're definitely right. They just don't have the same boner potential as some of the other classes.

Is everyone having a nice evening?

just get Kibelius

how do I make a cute portrait

I want to spank a Tamer.

NA or EU?

Go to Documents/Black Desert/FaceTexture, that's where the portraits are saved. You can just replace them with whatever picture. Make sure the picture is 155x200.

na

Join sardine.

what's that? a guild? I've played for about 6 hours

It's the NA Veeky Forums guild.

It's a home that you should join. Trust me I'm glad I joined.

Can someone give my poor ass a guest pass?

How do I join it?

But why user?
Why spank the sweet innocent tamers.

you have to pass the erp test. You have to go to Heidel's Inn on the northern end of town. Once there you'll find a girl named Naaki on the third floor. You must woo her and she'll guide you from there.

Good luck.

no thanks!

Add Bangui to your friends list.

>Wooing Naaki
>not capturing the ever elusive Drow
You dun goofed

shut the fuck up cringy loser

I barely scraped by during the Naaki test. Her paragraphs were way longer than what I was used to, and she took about 1.5 minutes to reach character cap. That said she was fantastic. I can vouch for her Tamer's thighs!

WHY CAN'T I SELL THIS FUCKING FISH

Ok.
Still rude though.

nudes when?

Please don't be rude.

You look cute. I would kiss you.

So they stay sweet and innocent. An unspanked Tamer will grow spoiled.

>when someone pretends to be you when you're offline
Rude. I'll still call Sharky Oneesan anyways.

MC8SHC8-SDAEDU2-VRN1L8H-R2UJA

Fuck you, asshole!

Nah, fuck you leatherhead.

>tfw slowly getting furniture and making a comfy house as i explore the world

this game is fuckin comf

Maybe when I stop being a lazy faggot.
So more than likely never.
Not sure why you'd want them anyway.
Dunno. Spanked tamers turn sour and revengeful.

I'll show you who's boss of this thread.

cutie alert

You know why we want them

man nose alert

They're too small and fragile to do anything though. The most they can manage is pouting and calling names.

How are berserkers compared to the other classes in pvp and pve?

Huh? You like embarrassing me?

oh that wasn't you? kek, guess i should start reading file names

That's a lot better than what I have. I got a tiny room at the inn in an effort to save some CP, but the walls are too thin and I can hear strange noises at night.

Does horoscope change anything or is it just flavor?

Sorry, i'll keep it down next time.

Flavor

You get a 10% bonus to amity gain with NPCs if they share the same horoscope as you.
Basically it's useless and just for flavor.

Hey /bdog/. Even if I'm still afraid of the monsters in my closet im going to sleep now. So all of you have a good night and be here tomorrow when I wake up. Okay?

And leave some Sausans for me!

I guess I do. But meh, rather sleep for work than take nudes.
Speaking of time to afk fish for the night. Peace people.

sleep tight, little loli.

Wasn't even the same filter either!

Sleep tite BDOG

Nope, you are fake.

Night~

>11 people
>guild
thats not a guild its a group

shut up fag

That wasn't the whole guild.

It's a guild for lovers. Be more jealous it turns me on

*shoves my cock down your throat*

*you like this*

>90% of the attentionwhore avatarfags in one guild
>no drama

It surprises me.

Let's start some

No drama because we don't let new people and creeps in. It's just a pure guild of lovers.

Kinda stumped here, wondering if someone can help me out:

So I need Concentrated Black Magical Stones to PRI my weapon, but I've lost 50+ bids on the AH and heating to make one (1 Sharp, 2 Weapon Blackstones) always fails. I need to get the knowledge to make it, and Google just sends me in circles though databases and ancient reddit threads.

So what's the prereq for heating a Concentrated stone? I have Apprentice 9 processing.

>we don't let new people
Bait

But we do let new people in. I think it's just we like playing the game more than stirring up trouble.

>and heating to make one (1 Sharp, 2 Weapon Blackstones) always fails

hue? can't you just let it fail until it succeeds, it keeps trying doesn't it? idk, i never had that problem

Fuck me, you mean I just let it attempt over and over and eventually it'll just work? I'll give it a whack then, thanks!

I got something you can whack.

>need some potatoes for a quest
>Velia is a short hop away and storage is full of potatoes
>can't be arsed to travel there so I put them on freight delivery while I sit in Heidel inn with my dick cradled in my hand.
This game has become my life 2.0

how to sit like this?

...

This storage is bumming me out man, I'm assuming you started like a week ago or something.

roll your dice!

Cycle through animations with Q. Only works where you can autosit with walking backwards.

I see nipples that's lewd

Thanks for the reminder
What about the storage?

That's for the reminder. I would've forgot while afkprocessing.

Too many titmonsters. Where the cute tamers at?

must be your imagination!

DK kibelius when

braaaaap

I started at the end of May. It bummed me out in the beginning, but I like it now.

Wheres the butt? Its gone missing.