/csgog/ Counter-Strike Global Offensive General: lonely edition

This game is ded. This thread is just a placeholder for the sake of continuity.

Discord: Please join the discord, there is a thriving community of legitimate gamers who will boost you from gold nova to LEM in no time.
discord.gg/r8p4v24

Links
youtube.com/watch?v=7oday_Fc-Gc

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csesport.com
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>Friendly reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio

Other urls found in this thread:

steamcommunity.com/id/bbcmastah9000
steamcommunity.com/id/Kass_idy/
steamcommunity.com/id/PayMeNAB/
twitter.com/robertlescieur/status/875803512113954816
twitter.com/Thooorin/status/875809497272336384
esportsinsider.com/2017/06/gleetz-gg-secures-investment-s-l-benfica-launches-team-recruitment-portal/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

ded game

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Is UMP a meme?

n it's still pretty good

Reminder Valve is a 20+ year old billion dollar company, hasn't made a game in years (yes that means they never made CS), repackaged old stolen community invented game modes for $6, allow cheaters to play for months/years before doing anything (linux cheats were undetected for 3 years before being abandoned and THEN given untrusted not even VAC bans lmao), hitboxes have always been and are still broken to shit, mediocre servers to play on because ""it's too expensive to maintain for them""" and make novice mistakes at major security issues on their site.

Also ""pro""" CS is hack vs hack live/ESEA is a literal rootkit that spys on you, reads your steam logs and files.

But i'm just a mad nerd no one is forcing me to play lmao they're doing their best xd rng in a skill based game

Please magog don't die.

How important is knowing how to AWP? I only do good with it when I pick it up mid-match.

what mousepad you niggas using my dudes? i just copped a Zowie by BenQ G-SR+ HLTV edition and should be coming either this week or next week.

Fnatic Speed Mousepad on top of a Razer Goliathus Control.

so fucking dead lmao

Of course it's important, user.
It's often used and it's a one shot kill weapon.

found 3 spinbotters in casual
steamcommunity.com/id/bbcmastah9000
steamcommunity.com/id/Kass_idy/
steamcommunity.com/id/PayMeNAB/

Ok? Are we Valve support?

bout to go spin in casual lmao u raged irl

Yes we are, fag.

didnt rage. 2 were on the opposing team while the other was on ours. we also won the match with only one spinbotter lol

not sure what (You) are on about but okay

Don't know who is more autistic. Them raging in valve dm's or you posting their steam profiles here. You want someone to reportbot them or something?

upgrading my mouse from a shitty budget gamyen mouse that constantly malfunctions to a death adder chroma, hope it feels good when it arrives :^)

>razer anything
you dun fucked up my dude. should have copped a zowie

why the fuck so dead?

was gonna ask if people wanna play together, but rip

eh i got the adder for 46

It's a good mouse. Personally I couldn't get a comfortable grip on it

you could have gotten the logishit g203 for cheaper. and its a far better mouse than the deafadder

hmmm

swag, twist and marke is playing mm with a non prime player. why arent you hackers queueing up

>play CS:GO for the first time in over two years today
>comeback after getting stomped on CT side Cache
>getting accused of walling because I keep using obvious wallbang spots like A main to forklift and squeaky to quad
>win the game
>get my rank at MG2
>everyone else is MG3 or MG4
At least I know why they were so quick to scream about walls.

Who fucking low ball sold a phase 4 for 200?

is this really any good? I keep thinking about it
can't find a white tho

where did miss harvey go

>$60 for a mouse with 4 yr old technology and 20 ms click latency
lol nice dude

I'm getting wrecked mg1 prime but placed dmg on my other account in what felt like playing against silvers and me trolling the fuck out

mm is shit, dont believe the ranks or the anti cheat

>have over 600 hours in the game
>Still haven't made it to Silver 5
Should I just quit while I'm ahead bros?

Hey mates I've forgotten what are the legit skins betting sites these days?

Anyone got some good ones they have used and received winning from?

Do people not read the fucking OP? Like how does that really make you think?

cyka blyad pidaras

>my teammate zeused another teammate in spawn for laughs and got insta-kicked
>two games in a row
can I redo my placements please

you're fucked

fug

Man, could they pick a worse time to have the clash for cash event?

10 PM in the US, americans will be hitting the clubs and 5 am in Europe

30k viewers?

it's on tv though isn't it? Everything ELeague does is cause they just want something cheap to fill a timeslot, and to engage with the best advertising demographic

>freakz's gf is a pornstar
L M A O

L I N K

He didnt say a name or anything and he said now she isnt his gf, they just see eachother from time to time

Oh he's streaming and talking about this? Why aren't you watching the minor instead?

tell me magog

why do people cheat in gold nova on prime accounts?

Yeah he is streaming and idk why am i not watching that, didnt even know any minor is on

Well if you're not watching the minor you could at least go through his social media and find out who she is

I tuned into the minor now too but i dont think theres anything of her on there as well, hes too secretive about it

...

You don't go through his social media to find the person he's being secretive about, you go through his social media to find the people closish to him, then go through their social media to try find the girl.

Since you watched the stream, you'd have a better idea of what timeframe to look through too

I have no clue who to seek or anything because i have no time window because he didnt say anything when did they meet up at first or do whatever

If you play CS without a mic you seriously need to fucking off yourself, what the fuck is wrong with these people
How are you supposed to do anything with four dumb and mute teammates? I'd take russians over it any time, at least they talk

>with four dumb and mute teammates

you ask them to speak in game and not whatever group program they're using

I asked if they were on teamspeak or something
they said no
Literally wrote in chat afterwards
got killed from squeaky after watching highway because HE DIDN'T FUCKING SAY ANYTHING

I guess you should play solo b site cache so you don't have to rely on comms then? Dunno, sucks

Anyone else that were kind of impressed with Ballistix yesterday? I thought it was really entertaining CS. Shame they went out but they fought well imo

Yea the exfnatic academy team are decent and they played pretty well. Could've won both maps against NV but just fell short

Got a bunch of teenagers in that team too, players are aged 17, 18, 19, 20 & 23

this second round force by ldlc was almost perfect, they've just fucked up the post plant

you sure? i have a nova account and get at least 50 frags without even trying my dude

nys winter

I like Insertion alot

How do I play to NiP now that friberg is out?

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This game cooks my fucking cpu and I don't know why

cause source engine pretty much, graphics card is basically useless afaik

>start playing Counter Strike about two months ago
>used to nail quite decent matches, usually among the top 4 scorers
>two months later, I'll be lucky to be in the middle of the scoreboard
>start playing deathmatch because the Youtube CSGO Noob to Pro series told me to play 8 hours of deathmatch
>I start out nailing top 3 consistently
>now I'll be lucky to be in the middle of the scoreboard

There are only two explanations for that: either Casual and Deathmatch do have skill-based matchmaking, or beginner's luck does exist. And I seriously do not believe in beginner's luck.

casual and dm doesn't have mmr

Or maybe I started playing at the time when hardcore players sign in? Because when I just started I used to play at 12 AM, but due to my busy schedule I now play at 3 AM or I go to bed super early and wake up to play at 6 AM.

The other explanation, is that yes, beginner's luck is real...

I mean, the scoreboard in cs can be kind of irrelevant to how good you are, especially in casual. That being said, since you're new, I wouldn't expect you getting to the middle of a casual or dm scoreboard anyway.

Just play comp and rank up that way

People in Comp are so amazingly salty and tilted they end up spoiling the fun. Every time I play Comp I remember why I quit MOBAs: because they're breeding beds for salty people.

nice silver plays

I mean, you shouldn't let other people get you down. Or be more positive yourself so your teammates don't get down

Comp is really the best way to figure out your skill if you're too shit for things like faceit and esea. And you're probably too shit for them

why is scout knives so fun my dudes?

Is fox the ultimate all aim no brain player?

He's always been good on cache

>le lem players

inferno should be a fun map for ldlc dig

you know how to use cheats, whoa, what an achievement

I'm still going through the very first chapter of a CSGO Youtube guide, so maybe my skills are shit. It's just that I'm barely a few months in and I already miss my first few days when somehow I seemed to be way better than today. I don't know if I'm being nostalgic or biased or whatever, but I swear I feel either the game has gotten more difficult or I currently play worse than when I just started.

Im MG1. I wanna get good at the game. Who wants to teach me / coach me? help. please..

>thread almost a day old
>80 posts
xdddd

I mean, it is entirely possible you are worse than you were before, it's just incredibly unlikely

There is another reason you should play comp, and that's so you can downloads the matches and watch the way you play with the eye on seeing what mistakes you make

>tfw no anime friends at smfc

where are they all at

post more silver plays

>mistou

oh that feels bad

is csgog dead?

peak csgo was 2015/2016

dreamhack might be

twitter.com/robertlescieur/status/875803512113954816

>no good streams on

Scammer award of the day goes to this guy

Dead meme/10

guess what, you get to play the game

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how are ibp jokes still a thing?

twitter.com/Thooorin/status/875809497272336384

I see your shit troll scam and raise you this

esportsinsider.com/2017/06/gleetz-gg-secures-investment-s-l-benfica-launches-team-recruitment-portal/

>launch some shit social media "platform" worldesport.com in 2016
>nothing happens for a year
>rebrand into gleetz
>get football club money

fuck me if that's not a proper scam

Spunj got an offer to coach by selfless which is kind of interesting

some steelseries fifa edition i got for 7$

selfless doesnt eem have a csgo team anymore

thoughts?

my thoughts that this thread and game is fuckin dead lol