/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, Antisphere, and Payday 3

Sokol is for ___ edition

Previous stealth heist with F2P shitters >Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/tygApnyc

>Weapon Skin Previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=T0Pt-yPvkZg
modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=18904
youtu.be/xhlAyTwhGbw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Sokol is for hugs and kisses!

second for kill all russians

What special enemy ability would be the strongest on the player?
Shield: Ability to sacrifice primary slot to equip a shield.
Taser: Unlocks a ranged taser for the primary weapon slot.
Cloaker: Speed boost that lets you perform an instant take down melee attack.
Bulldozer: Completely ignore armor restrictions on speed for a short period.

Sokol is for cuddles!

5th for kill all criminals

What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Full Measure (halloween_2)
- Longing For Attention (elephant_4_jobs)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Nose Candy (daily_candy)
Brought to you by Jimmy.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAG

>Medic: Allows you to revive incapacitated teammates from a dist
oh wait

idd he is...

Best Akimbo?

your mom

Which tier of enemy reaches the level of "why are these guys a fucking police force instead of being in the military?"

Interceptors

Having both +damage and +mag size in the gunslinger tree means you need something really middle of the road.

Which Hotline Miami masks fit each character the most?

The obvious ones that come to mind are:
>Jacket - Richard/Richard Returns
>Clover - Corey
>Wick - Richter

What about the others?

WHO DREW THIS BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE

Bodhi - Speedrunner Unic

What mask looks the most retarded with circuit material?

stop with that russian fuckboy. here have some
DADDYGAN

>ywn have Dragan train you with his Crotian cop methods
why even live?

HAVING FUN LADS

russian fuckboy is still better

oh is that so? I bet you like it in the ass too

>ywn get drunk with Dragan and listen to his fatherly advices
Life is cruel

well i can't say anything to that

if he wasnt Veeky Forums he would look ugly. He is at most slightly above average now.

you're wrong, sir.

if he was a bit uglier he would look like s1mple

>All this Sokol and Dragan posting
>Forgetting about best boy
Step aside lads

...

christ

Dragan is the only true badass.
>black belt
>actually robbed a bank
>witnessed 1 suicide and 2 drug abuse
>studied Buddhism
twinkposters cant compete

...

;~;

/pdg/ - gay for Sokol, Dragan, Dallas general

is this game even worth starting on?

ok keep him, i'll keep Sokol

i can't do more than aGREE

Im not gay, nothing sexual at least, but I want to live with Dragan, cook for him, cuddle, watch movies etc. Like married bu nothing sexual.

you konw what same

>medium textures

Sounds like you found your husbando

Dragan is strictly a platonic crush

that actually sounds pretty gay, pal

I have a vacuum cleaner instead of a computer

>not being gay for eric

no u

we would also play vidya

well i am

oh well
OH WELL FUCK ME THEN

>Oleg Menshikov

>Dragan
>Not Houston
Kys

>ripoff Hoxton
no ty

Hoxton is better

new hoxton is a meme-tier.

PD1 Hoxton > Houston > PD2 Hoxton

Sexy Hoxton*

PD2 Hoxton > Houstan > PD:TH Hoxton
>pro tip pd:th is the best hoxton

pd2 vr when

>this thread

this is fucking perfect

What mask is the best for playerdozer build?

60th for Sokol is for lewd

skulldozer

vlad armour

Alpha Force

Remember; most kills=carry

best vault
no, Houston is more comfy

Stop being gay right this instant.

idling with /pdg/.jpg

>more than half downs

>he doesn't use assault overhaul

youtube.com/watch?v=T0Pt-yPvkZg

it took you 39 minutes to complete alesso?

>Inspire is for bad players
t. Trashley

Dang I love Ashley's cute voice and gay lisp (=^.^=)

>no info on pd2 vr

ASSAULT
OVERHAUL

nice shitty mod you've installed, my friend

>let a teammate go down 29 times
what a shit carry you are
i bet you were just camping spawns and didnt do a single objective

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>camping spawns in assault overhaul

I don't think you understand this meme

>t. playing on very hard

modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=18904

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>broken mods are good xDDD
kys

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How do you kill turrets?

Waste all your ammo

>they're not called deployables
Wait, what? I just started playing this game and that's the only way I have ever referred to them.

Is Ashley top or bottom?

Remove their armor with explosives and then shoot the lens for huge damage multiplier

>meme is reposted several times in minutes, all unfunny
gee i wonder who could be behind this

payday mobile leaked:

youtu.be/xhlAyTwhGbw

DID SOMEONE LEAVE THE STOVE ON

Basically what this user said, best way to practice it is to go to four stores and destroy a couple of van turrets that can spawn there on the road.

Wait for your cuck teammates who brought explosives to do it for you

>rob a block of stores
>cops sends up ACPs to round up the negroes

...

>rob a block of stores
>as a know terrorist organization
>wonder why they bring all of the guns

>3an2m
thanks Ashley :)

Post panties

got the third one ;)