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>Trading
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>Competitive
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>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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thanks

1nd for artwork

1st for anime

Threadly reminder

what is your favorite competitive map

what is your least favorite competitive map

should have let it die

snakewater

viaduct

Oasis will always be my favourite.

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>overwatch has more maps in its competitive rotation then tf2 despite tf2 being a decade older
really gets the noggin joggin

didnt overwatch get only like 2 maps since its release?

also it counts for nothing when all of the maps are shit

>overwatch release their moonbase map despite tf2 is still in """""development"""" for a few years already

really pushing my buttons

valve could just as easily ask tf2maps to finish it for them and it will look more polished than what they will ever release

but i think theyre too lazy to even do that

Why is the physician's protector cosmetic so expensive??

>around 5 refine

wow so expensive

Any of you goys have the tf2g discords copied somewhere?
If so, post them so more people can enjoy discord stuff and find gaemz.
Also I lost that small copy pasta, so I can't.

probably because its a higher grade so it drops less often

Gullywash
Badlands

good hat you guys

Sure thing

Here's one
discord.gg/7nwEmR

hes like FUCK MY SHIT UP lol

Snakewater ties with Gullywash for favorite. Viaduct with snipers might be least favorite. Without snipers, Viaduct is actual favorite and Badlands is least favorite.

I played Reckoner for the first time in an NA lobby yesterday, and it was just this 15-minute long delirious dream. We only rolled because DM, but nobody knew what the fuck was going on. I think it'd be an alright map if we were more familiar with it. I know that it gets a lot of flak, though. I personally think it's strength is in the size of everything. It's pretty open but still holds things in check with hallways, lobbies and obstacles--kind of like a more controlled Sunshine. Serious 7.5/10 map, honestly.

Granary
Gullywash

All I basically do is play 6s, so I live off of drops.

That doesn't mean it'll change colors or something if I own it long enough will it? I just want the plain version.

>overwatch doesn't allow players to surf damage and stand on flavor objects such as lamp posts, rooftops and other slanted geometry despite being a decade old
Overwatch is a shit ass game because it doesn't heed any of the good ideas, accidents and beneficially conscious design decisions begotten from decades of work and play within the developmental lines of DOOM, Quake, UT and any realistic sim FPS. It's not a matter of comparing it to TF2 or anything else, it's a matter of how Blizzard made a shitty game that ended up being an FPS despite not being a game worth marketing to FPS players because of how it really has nothing to do with how a good FPS has played within the continuity of nearly 30 fucking years of FPS development. They're just riding off of their brand name like usual.

how new

and fuck me I wrote overwatch in the greentext despite me wanting to point out that tf2 lets you do fun things instead of overwatch who greases any slanted geometry with industrial-strength teflon

Granary

Swiftwater

scrap.tf/raffles/WEWKS9

I remember when hats didn't exist at all.

When's the next big update?

>when your back to TF2 after 5 months of private server WoW

>Be Blizzard
>Decide to make a movie
>after a nitpicky design and fuckload of additions decide to brand it as a FPS
>have 21 heroes
>a good half of them aren't wanted in casual meta
>another half of the rest aren't wanted in comp meta
>none of the characters have distinguished gameplay
>their features, purpose and mobility simplified over a few button taps
>game meta revolves around ultimates like it's a MOBA
>all maps are cramped spaces and one important choke
>no means of thoughtful combat positioning unless you dominate certain areas
>add waifu faggotry; sleek cuties, korean gremlins, lesbians and stronk dykes
>sell like hotcakes
Anything I'm missing?
Also, when will Volvo make specialists any relevant in the meta?

actually it was supposed to be an mmo, that's where every bad infuence comes from

they should make a overwatch vs tf2 movie together or maybe a team up with both franchise that to defeat similar enemy against the two

got new taunt

>Still complaining about Overmeme
Why can't you guys just realize that people don't want to put in effort to play video games? They're just entertainment. Entertainment shouldn't require skill, nor should it require you to have to think. Pandering to the lowest common denominator will always be more profitable than pandering to people who see vidya as more than just a way to brainlessly waste time(and noobz) while drinking a few brews with the bros after work.

>like it's a MOBA
It's more of a MOBA than WoT which was already quite up there.

then why are they trying to push it so hard as an e-sport

>Also, when will Volvo make specialists any relevant in the meta?
Just because sniper/heavy/spy/pyro/engine isn't run 24/7 every single map(and god forbid it ever happens) doesn't mean they're irrelevant.

Overwatchers are probably more into "serious" gameplay than TF2.

fucking streamlined comp shit

Sweet sweet television ratings. TBS airs CSGO matches, so why shouldn't they air Overwatch ones? They're probably working out a deal as we speak.

Also, unlike TF2, CSGO is a very simple game. It's easy to get into and understand what's going on. The ease of gameplay also makes competitive much more accessible to the common dudebro and 12 year olds. This is also the appeal behind Overwatch. Of course people who have played more complex games(Quake, TF2, etc.) will see right through the shallow gameplay, but let's face it, most people into esports now were just barely starting kindergarten when TF2 came out and have no interest in it.

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>specialists relevant in TF2
Generalists have one thing over specialists: speed. The problem with making specialists into generalists at this stage is that most of the specialists would become outright overpowered if they were able to keep up with generalists. Pyro is really the only valid one that could be transformed into a generalist, and the way to do that responsibly would be to give him a rocket jump sort of mechanic while also nerfing base airblast cost to something like 30 per use.

A toss up between sunshine and product

Snakewater can go kiss girls like the fag it is

>skial

Well, Dota strats don't always revolve around ultimates. In some cases (Dazzle, Slarder, etc) the Ultimates can't be distinguished from their """"""""""regular"""""""""" abilities.

Asidr from that you're pretty spot on

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ez class tbqh

>Enemy team has two demos that are in a lobby
>Playing spy, doing pretty good but I'm using dr so it's to be expected
>Demo #1 sets off ringer and I run like a bitch
>Can here his WOOOAAAHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOOHOH through the walls
>Come around the corner and he sees me again, gives chase
>Sets off my ringer and laughs
>Uncloak behind him
>Nothing personnel
>He kills himself
>Laugh anyways
>Demo #2 comes around the corner and kills me
>He laughs
Fun as fuck game, we kept taunting every time we killed each other. God damn I love taunting after kills so much

>Ster seen in moosetits video
>His face just begs for the sweet release of death
youtu.be/PmYK34AigAs?t=7m

>Shit on another sniper as sniper
>they go darwins crutch shield
>go soldier and shit on them until they rage or leave
feels good

>not continuing to dominate them even with the dds and whipping out your saxophone after every kill
you need to put him in his place, not go the thing that should counter him even though it makes no positive difference

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no ones going to watch that entire video faggot

thats why he conveniently skipped to the important part you ignorant piece of shit

Sure must be nice living with a disability, i hear the government checks are p nice

>unironically watching these types of videos

>Not knowing neo-/tf2g/ has no standards
newboi purge when?

reminder scout is a crutch for people who can't play shotgun / reserve jockey or funslinger combat engie

reminder soldier is a crutch for people who can't play demoman

reminder stock engineer is a crutch for people who can't play brass beast heavy

reminder spy is a crutch for people who can't play sniper

reminder medic is a crutch for people who can't play

ah
you are bait ?

>playing koth_viaduct
>lmao have a fucking engineer and his pocketmed girlfriend (male) on the enemy team
>am the only person ever to have damaged his med
>lose 2-1

I love playing engineer on Viaduct. There's so many bad scouts on that map I can't resist.

I walk with crutches due to my legs, any class I play now is a clutch?

>YOU OWE ME YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECES OF SHIT
What did he mean by this?

When did he said that?

>You are such a bad person!
what'd he mean by this

>spy mains

>play shotgun pyro
>frag everything get a 40 KDR
>nobody cares

>play reserve shooter pyro
>frag but only get a 15 KDR
>"fucking reserve shooter noob"
>"take off the crutch faggot"
>"literally satan"
>"kick"
>"pyro is overpowered"

:thinking:

>when a spy is so bad you kill him twice
gotta love these moments

>using the scorch shot
>using the phlog
i'm not saying he's right but i'm saying he has a point

I'd bite that and explain it throughly but I'm tired af.
Enjoy your (You)

Is that Ster? He really said that on twitch?

>using DR
>has a point against Scorch
Yeah, no.

>not putting a spy using a broken no skill piece of shit weapon in his place without having to resort to using a broken no skill piece of shit weapon
i bet you don't counter snipe danger shield snipers either

>trying to prove your "skill" in a pub match against legitimately broken weapons
>muh challenge of high skill ceiling wepunz
>muh online reputation in muh communitee
>muh self rispekt and honor in a casual free to play FPS
Yeah, no. I don't do that.
Also scorch+phlog is almost same as using airblast+shotty on him, which I oftenly do.

>there are people who actually think the scorch shot is overpowered when it replaces the shotgun

Not overpowered, just annoying to play against and easy as hell to use.

lol like just shoot the pyro hahaha

It can be used at far distances to annoy the enemy players. It's annoying and it should be removed.

>shoot pyro spamming from far as fuck away with scattergun
>6 damage
>shoot pyro from far as fuck away with slow ass rockets
>reflected
>shoot pyro from far as fuck away with flamethrower
>zero damage
>shoot pyro from far away with stickies
>reflected
>shoot pyro with minigun
>20 damage before he runs around a corner after popping you around 3 times without having to aim
>shoot pyro with sentry?
>???
>shoot pyro with medicine???
>??????
>snipe pyro
>he has to aim even less now that you're standing still and can easily two shot you because MINI CRITS ARE FUCKING FAIR FOR A FIRE WEAPON WITH SPLASH DAMAGE THAT YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO FUCKING AIM
>play spy
>die
no counters

Who's gonna read all that shit?

>Run at enemy as pyro
>Reflect projectiles
>Kill with shotgun as he screeches autistically

???

>run forward as pyro like a big stupid idiot
>get popped in the air by stunlock bullshit from a distance before you even manage to get close
>do chip damage with baby shotgun before he runs around the corner like a little bitch
and even then, if you manage to reflect all that, i resent any weapon that forces you to play a single class, with a specific weapon in your case, just in order to counter it

Try hitting A and D sometimes.

scorch pyros are literally never a problem if your positioning isn't shit

official class tiers worst to best

>Full stock pyro/degreaser shotty pyro
>wahh, I have to pick someone that isn't spy

Just shut the fuck up. It literally takes two kills to make those assholes switch class/weapon.

I use the scorch because valve is retarded and can't stop me from shooting through walls and when i trigger a DR the second explosion points me in the direction he's running away
also having full phlog charge before setup is over is nice

why is this dead meme so popular on Veeky Forums all of a sudden

this is the 3rd one I've seen today

>jungle update comes out
>a set of contracts that are just the same contracts form tough break
>the jungle pass costs 7.50
>another round of cases with shitty cosmetics and some edgy/overly flamboyant cosmetic on the top
>a single jungle map that is really just a reskin of an already existing map and map that isnt even related to jungles
>the jungle map is only available to pass owners but then made available to everyone after a lot of angry screeching from reddit
>non stock items get skins, except for the scout soldier demoman heavy engineer medic sniper and spy
>the pyro mojo doesnt get fixed, instead pyro just gets different looking particles that are bugged for weeks and even worse than before
>disabled custom huds/hitsounds in casual and competitive mode
>introduced hud and hitsound packs, all of which have "increased functionality"
>huds cost 5 and hitsounds cost 2.50
>balance changes nobody asked for, like nerfing the buff banner because its "too effective for mvm" or ""fixing"" some bugs like reserve shooter not dealing minicrits after 3 seconds of holding it
>"""""reduced""""" waiting times for casual mode

ARE YOU READY KIDS

thinking of making an autismo loadout based on mugiposter's

>inb4 buy my shit

>mugiposter
How new.

other than the hair, those cosmetics have nothing to do with anything

git gud

consider getting a better waifu
not mine though

>Heterosexual
Demoman mains

>Heterosexual with weird kinks
Pyro mains
Spy mains

>Effeminate but 90% straight
Scout mains

>Probably homosexual or bisexual
Medic mains
Sniper mains

>Very flamboyantly homosexual
Soldier mains

>Physically incapable of being attracted to another human being; will never get laid and only masturbates to inanimate objects
Heavy mains
Engineer mains

everyone that plays this game or talks about it is a fag
that includes me

w h o

As an engineer main I can confirm.