*blocks your driveway*

*blocks your driveway*
>user, why do you drive such a polluting car? Don't you know you're ruining the environment?

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Why is she in an amusement ride?

She really, really likes Disney.
youtube.com/watch?v=2TwtX7egYLg

aww

You watch this shit Jesus you're gay

"Bitch how the fuck did you get that from the fair to over here?"

Calling it, she'll be blacked in two years.

I thought about Disney World the other day. I went there once when I was 12 or so.

I really want to go back

I don't know man... I hear that place is haunted.

braaaaaaaaaaa tsuuuuuuuu

I almost got kicked out of disneyland once

I'll show you a ruined environment
>*unzips dick*

are you even trying i go kicked twice

>unzips dick

you can't unzip your dick you retard

i hate this place

*braps in her face*

Hahhahahah newfag lolololol

The Chad shitpost

>He doesn't know about dick zippers

Hell yeah I am

Is that like foreskin on demand or something?

because my V8 burnt all the gas your prius just saved!

you arent saving the world you're just a tightarse who doesnt want to buy gas!

NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY YOU SELF RIGHTIOUS PIOUS ASSHOLE!

>tightarse
you own a v8 in the land of crooked teeth?

>Shift into reverse
>GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
>pfff, nothing personal kid

yeah it's like a foreskin that you wear, and you can zip/unzip at any time to prevent dickcheese buildup

how would you like to pollute /your/ environment

What.... what the fuck is under those layers of RICE and bodykit?

One of these cunts went around putting fake parking tickets that were ads for an anti fossil fuel rally on big or powerful cars at my uni, I went fucking mental when I saw it on my shitbox

wrong country. but yes without the brittish teeth. or britbongland.

*breaks down in her face*

Was it autism?

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An rx-7, RIP

This, what kind of voodoo-powered shit is that? I want one!

I'm pretty sure disneyland does more environmental damage than a lifetime of driving a car all in a day

air channels. they greatly improve downforce by creating a suction effect of low pressure under the car, basically the opposite of a plane's wings. they do this on F1 cars and others too. it's actually a thing.
>more downforce = better braking/acceleration

...

*Shoots apex seals in her face*

>where's user? his junker car probably broke down again

Dick zippers made life easy during penis inspection day

>>user, why do you drive such a polluting car? Don't you know you're ruining the environment?
>inhale deeply
>slam the accellerator
>glorious diesel T H I C C pitch-black fog comes out the exhaust
>watch her cry as the exhast reacts with her eyes creating sulfuric acid

spoops

>tfw I have a thing for tall skinny white girls who are kinda basic

I want to break Karlie Kloss in half tbqh

when will they learn

When will I learn

Yeah she's cool

need to hook up with a chick with her body type asap.

Go to the anorexia therapy centre

Yeah.

I don't know if you are shitposting or actually think she's Aneroixc, but you are mistaken my friend. She is thin/lean but relatively fit.

That being said as much as I like a girl with her body type I also enjoy girls like Iskra Lawrence who I consider to be t h i c c

She's scary thin

I'm not scared

Fatty detected.

I'm just going to assume you probably live in a flyover state (as most Veeky Forums posters are) and you're used to slightly bigger girls

no problem, ignorance is bliss.

*blocks your path*

*also blocks your path*

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*whips it out*

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No

It's amazing how quickly and drastically things have changed

>I'm just going to assume you probably live in a flyover state
I'm not a burger. I just come from a country with grills which are around 60kg, with nice thicc legs and nice round breasts.
A girl should have some meat.

west coast here. where are you taking your samples? because all I see are fat spics.

and before peroxide was available hair could only be died darker shades

lel

She really, really likes to hear herself talk.

Kino

all these shapeless women disappoint my penis

show us the pic with you next to her, user

*calls cops for blocking the driveway*

>you can't unzip your dick you retard

nahm8 i think ur dick might be broken mine unzips just fine

>mfw my time is so valuable I have two watches

>eating a snack while carrying your groceries is now a symptom of anorexia and front page news
>worried about her health when she clearly has more food in the bag

I can't believe people actually buy this shit. The author was probably some fat bitch with 20 cats who thinks you have to starve yourself to look good.

oh yeah a girls should def have what you say since you're in charge of that

west coast is vague, obviously you aren't in an upper middle class neighborhood on the west coast otherwise most of the women would be good looking.

also

>all girls have the same body type

dumb ass. thats like a girl is saying, all guys should look like Ryan Gosling and have 12 inch cocks

It's a non flyover state, and it's full of spics and fatties. Dont try to backpedal with all that "you're in the wrong area" stuff you nigger.

the nose knows

his name is neistat, that kinda gives it away. Also the fact that he got married in Israel

how am I backpedaling, I assumed you were in a flyover state, but I was wrong so you are on the west coast. Probably California, but in an area which is full of middle class Spaniards and fat white people. thats your fault not mine.

I visited Santa Clarita before and there are plenty of hot skinny gals there

>all women ever