This game is ded. This thread is just a placeholder for the sake of continuity.
Discord: Please join the discord, there is a thriving community of legitimate gamers who will boost you from gold nova to LEM in no time. discord.gg/r8p4v24
Reminder Valve is a 20+ year old billion dollar company, hasn't made a game in years (yes that means they never made CS), repackaged old stolen community invented game modes for $6, allow cheaters to play for months/years before doing anything (linux cheats were undetected for 3 years before being abandoned and THEN given untrusted not even VAC bans lmao), hitboxes have always been and are still broken to shit, mediocre servers to play on because ""it's too expensive to maintain for them""" and make novice mistakes at major security issues on their site.
Also ""pro""" CS is hack vs hack live/ESEA is a literal rootkit that spys on you, reads your steam logs and files.
But i'm just a mad nerd no one is forcing me to play lmao they're doing their best xd rng in a skill based game
What happened? The cancerous users that everyone agreed used to shit up this general are now running it and are moderators in the discord. Remove all that shit from the OP.
Jose Reed
who >clumsy hands here?
I keep accidentally mashing other keys when I use my g910. What keyboards do you guys use? The ergonomics of the 910 don't seem great
Logan Green
haha reddit xd even they had the decency to quit this game
Anthony Myers
ducky shine 3 w/ blue switches going to get a wasd v2 with browns in the future
this general is so fucking dead and im tired of playing with 14 year old esports shitters at supreme im going to uninstall and play quake again
Jayden Sanchez
>every casual game is a cheater trying to hide his shitty free walls
nice game kiddies
Jose Garcia
>the best NA caster
Noah Sanders
This is actually true. I didn't believe it until today.
Eli Thompson
why am i such a shit bettor guys?
>betting on f3 against navi in nuke >they get btfo >betting on mouz handicap against singularity >they lose full buy against pistols ON MAP POINT >betting on dig to win cache >they choke the first few rounds and lose it 14-16 am i fucking cursed?
like seriously
maybe i offended some witch at the supermarket or some shit
fucjk
Christopher Taylor
>the city of nv >tfw big come back and win the whole thing who /big/ here?
Michael Green
>Gambit 44% on lounge lol thanks for the free skines NA
Blake Reed
What is the name of this dying man?
Christian Hill
>2-0 nv >2-0 dignitas after losing to them yesterday >about to 2-0 penta we got this lads
Samuel Lee
>tfw no Zeus bf
Gabriel Baker
post yfw our furries BIG win the lan that's a moisturiser bottle at the bottom of the pic btw
Aaron Butler
Is the game dead? Quit csgo one year ago, what have happened?
Henry Kelly
>the most well payed and hyped up team getting stomped by third worlder slavs that play for potatoes
Americans need to step their shit up.
Ayden Parker
Everyone was like "oh no, my idol user the prodigy quit", so they quit as well.
Isaac Roberts
is this a single image or part of a comic?
Logan Baker
Part of a comic
Isaiah Hughes
Source pls :3
Robert Mitchell
tokifuji
Juan Martinez
>na cs every single fucking time
William Cruz
Is this really the best NA CS has to offer?
Xavier Edwards
>>the most well payed and hyped up team getting stomped by third worlder slavs that play for potatoes eh its nothing new. it says alot that NA's best is 2 chinamen, 2 washed up streamers and a matchfixer though.
Tyler Nguyen
Americans literally have lower IQ than poor dirty slavs.
Josiah Wood
>clg are now better that c9 lmao
Brayden Mitchell
>when it comes down to cache it should be cloud 9
One of the reasons I stopped watching CS esports. These "analysts" are braindead drooling retards just spewing opinions.
Jeremiah Hall
Gambit's worst map is cache and C9's best map is cache. i agree that analysts are useless though.
Jeremiah Reed
Is streaming the problem lads? Is this wht is holding NA back?
Hunter Ortiz
Gambit's worst map isn't cache, and it never has been, also C9's best map being cache is like saying this random 12 year old silver kid with a learning disability is gonna 1v5 Gambit, because he has 1% more winrate on cache than he does on other maps.
Justin Wood
Genetics is the problem. Americans are just inferior.
>not open world >no build customization >boring races and shit character customization >pvp is trash >brown and boring world >still has a sub fee considering how little it offers >3 years long GCD
You tried.
Jason Adams
jesus fucking christ what even was that how could they be so clueless?
Blake Russell
>sewer2k
William Bell
...
Isaac Lewis
>20 seconds left >plants
o_o
Ayden Rodriguez
>NA CS
Isaiah Campbell
>1v1 >15s left >stick the plant
????????? wtf was stewie thinking?
Grayson Sanders
>post yfw CLG is the best team NA has
Caleb Turner
not an argument
Grayson Howard
...
Thomas Ross
you mean almost all of c9s?
Jace Young
>omg user why aren't you playing my fucking smurf maps bro they are so epic
Oliver Hughes
Explain how C9 got hard stomped then. You have to be objective with the statistics, not just see a percentage and blindly call the outcome of the next game.
Noah Baker
...
Jayden Cox
I can't stop laughing. He literally does this every single damn time. Go back on his twitter history and observe excuse after excuse after excuse. Not even legit excuses either, just bitch talk.
Joshua Flores
c9 got stomped because c9 is a joke lmao c9 beating pain, nrg or some other tier 20 shitters on cache doesn't make them good
Camden Young
maybe they shouldn't have signed with logishit
Levi Long
Exactly what I'm saying.
Carson Nguyen
Because C9 is garbage and mostly plays against even worse NA teams.
Cameron Moore
yeah and thus c9s cache stats are irrelevant cause most of those wins are against other shitters
Dylan Smith
I literally said that.
Oliver Adams
nigga thats what I said as well why are we replying to each other
Joseph Parker
You came at me trying to land upper cuts and shit.
Julian Thompson
>penta >german team
Christian Davis
>You have to be objective with the statistics, not just see a percentage and blindly call the outcome of the next game which is exactly what analysts do and the reason why theyre dogshit, they just blindly call a winner based on stats without compensating for the fact that NA teams are useless. that doesnt mean statistics aren't useful for determining likelihood and winning skines.
Adam Ramirez
they are the new Germans
Dominic Lee
I LITERALLY said the world OBJECTIVE, which LITERALLY means that statistics ARE useful, but ONLY if you use them PROPERLY.
Why are you replying to me? Go away.
Nolan Sanders
>matched against cheating 5stacks six games in a row what the fukc
Asher Harris
Welcome to CS:GO, enjoy your stay.
Christian Hall
What does BM stand for?
What's with this Clara meme?
Aiden Morris
no srsly, it wasn't this bad even just a week ago
Luis Roberts
some gook streamer toggled her cheats on stream and blamed it on her friend "Clara"
Julian Roberts
> 14/15 > 4v2 advantage > everyone one by one peeks into the awper and loses. Fucking mousesports shitters
Nicholas Garcia
tfw no harvey gf
Nathaniel Davis
another game ruined by OP awp
Ian Hill
their stuff was lost at the airport. so it was an actual excuse. but being an NA shitter is a bigger excuse
Camden Morales
Yeah losing your cheater gear must suck. God forbid you're forced to play with the exact same models of your favorite peripherals, except brand new ones that they provided for you. Ugh, can't get my aim straight with the perfect amount of sweat coating on my mouse and dust and cheetos particles stuck in my keyboard keys. Fucking dreamhack! Ugh!
Isaiah Gutierrez
anyone watching the csgo female teams play?
Mason James
No, shits boring as fuck.
Angel Gomez
Yo guys, are the favela monkers still cheating?
Anthony Lopez
>that warrior owl faggot pronounces "kjaerbye" as "KUH-JERR-BEE" what
Caleb Wilson
>jw goes from innocent looking piggy into disgusting pedo looking pig
whats going on
Kayden Davis
same with kenis
Elijah Martin
How do these case websites work? I get the case for free but buy the key and open it? Why wouldn't I just but the case for 3 cents on steam
Lincoln Nelson
does it look to good to be true?
good, it's not
stop fucking getting hooked by every fucking borderline scam just because they dangle a shiny skin in front of your face
retards like you are the reason i had to hook my mobile app to the account because "security reasons" or else there's no trading
Isaac Taylor
youre better off gambling your life off a building my dude
