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I am a licensed and qualified psychic. Show me your car and I'll tell you your past, present and future.

Remember, it has to be a picture of YOUR car for my psychic powers to work. I can't get a good read from Googled photos.

This'll be good

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Sounds fun, have 3 of the 4

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>Pushing 40
> had a moustache at some point
>Single, had a 7 year relationship youre still recovering from
>Definitely supports Maga but wishes people would shut up about it already
>wishes more of your friends took wrenching seriously

>Not white (Italian =/= white)
>From the suburbs
>Mainly hang out with members of your ethnic group.
>have worked in a pizzeria at some point in your life
>No females in your social circle.
>Festivals and weddings have a lot of spicy food

I have three vehicles

if you can guess them without being a salty fangirl i will b v. impressed

>Fingered a girl once at a party and that's about it
>Heavily overweight
>Drinks sugary sodas all day
>Has some kind of computer related small business.
>Has a mini apartment at his mom's with a seperate enterance ("so basically it's like I have my own place")
>Has gamed for months solid
>Watches anime religiously yet makes fun of otakus online
>Paid for sex once but too ashamed to go through with it.
>Approaching wizardhood

LOOOOOOOOL

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Top kek

>he literally named himself L while being a salty fangirl

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Truck has been you and dad's bonding experience (or it would be if dad still gave a shit)
>You have an ambivalent relationship with your father.
>Better make sure you patch that up because when he passes, he will go suddenly and unexpectedly
>You honestly don't mind talking to old people for hours about your truck.
>You wish people your age gave a shit about it.
>You can't stand millenials.
>You've worked the same job most of your adult life
>You're pretty tight with money, you have a huge savings account

Savage

>>Fingered a girl once at a party and that's about it
wrong
>>Heavily overweight
only slightly
>>Drinks sugary sodas all day
only on weekends and mixed with whiskey
>>Has some kind of computer related small business.
the navy isnt really a small business
>>Has a mini apartment at his mom's with a seperate enterance ("so basically it's like I have my own place")
live in completely different countries
>>Has gamed for months solid
i only play vns nowadays
>>Watches anime religiously yet makes fun of otakus online
yes
>>Paid for sex once but too ashamed to go through with it.
no
>>Approaching wizardhood
22

fucking destroyed

2/5.

Tell me.

Having a psychic license is about as legitimate but still less useful than having a pen license.

waiting.

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I'm ready

>less useful than having a pen license.
not if youre in the uk

Do your worst.

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Do me PLS

Shining my crystal ball. Will report shortly

Sounds fun if OP ever shows back up

This outta be good.

>not actually your car

>fan of zip ups
>goes to festivals and doesn't drink
>genuinely believes hes too good for most women
>wears glasses
>socially isolated
>Never had sex with a truly attractive woman, wife is "best of a bad situation"
>Probably wore a hoody with his uni on it
>Listens to garbage downtempo EDM and thinks hes the only one who "gets it"
>works in IT

Nobody asked you, you busriding shitter.

I'm fucking drunk and read your name as prez/o/. My bad dood

>has a kind of odd looking face
>lanky
>has a pretty decent but boring desk job, makes enough for his meagre needs
>not really had high expectations for life
>loves to go out for drinks with his friends but wishes they'd call him more often
>lives with mum
>kind of lonely
>but grateful for what he does have

>borderline obese
>has owned at least 30 cars
>had a kind of shitty marriage that lasted just long enough to pump out a kid
>most days are spent drinking dollar store soda and playing video games
>makes his money doing favors for people and boiler room "deals"
>honestly could eat ramen for weeks on end
>wishes his ex wife would let him see his kid every now and then
>wears jeans a size or 2 too loose

>lives with mum
>played wet cookie at summer camp
>has freckles
>had one magical romance a few summers ago but other than that its just him his skateboard and his video games
>got the car as a "present" for not fucking up for a good 6 months.
>pretty much constantly smoking weed
>just wants to make his parents proud, but knows he never will
>watched a few animes, knows it will mess his life up but just doesnt care at this point
>mom still does his laundry

I don't own a car

But do me

You skipped me

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I’ll bite.

Wrong.
But now that you said it, not a real psychic.

ping me m8

>has a kind of odd looking face
Probably
>lanky
180cm and 80kg so not really
>has a pretty decent but boring desk job, makes enough for his meagre needs
Studying at uni, but got a pretty good seasonal job
>not really had high expectations for life
True
>loves to go out for drinks with his friends but wishes they'd call him more often
Not really, friends wish I would go out more
>lives with mum
Parents, uni is like 5mins away lol
>kind of lonely
True
>but grateful for what he does have
True

Well, summing up with those that were not quite right, it's a 5/8. Pretty accurate
Pic related. Not lanky, probably right about the face idk, I see it everyday so it"s nothing special to me.

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thisll be good

Oh do me!

67?

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Yup

Damn that's crusty.

I havent had a chance to do anything to it except fix the carb. I just got it a month ago and im out of work

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C R U S T A N G

Man, I never get tired of looking at your impala. That's the fucking car you bring to a funeral. Bad-ass.

I appreciate it. Gotta do a lot of work on the inside, some wiring, and hopefully nothing mechanical.

I saw a 67 SS for sale at the dealership i go to to get parts for my 04 Impala. I have to say, its a beautiful car inside and out. I wish i had the money and garage space for it

Rly bad gas station photo but

sorry its going to post sideways

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Where do i get that roof rack, my aw11 is rackless still